Sparkling water is better than still water

>sparkling water is better than still water
Carbonated water is the true alpha male 7inch drink.
No still water cucks allowed here

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carbonated water is for faggots

after you're done shit posting dont forget to blow your boyfriend

Flat water is for poor people and jews

cant hear you over my supreme tier sparkly water u cuck

What the fuck is wrong with you? Next thread about toilet paper? Gtfo

I drank a couple San P waters last week as spacers while drinking beer. Pretty tasty.

I love to drink distilled water. Keep a couple of gallons in the refrigerator.

if you drink still water in 2016 you might as well jsut kill yourself

Will do just let me have a quick sip of my carbonated water

sparkle sparkle
>2016 not drinking water out of can

gtfo cuck

Fiji isn't carbonated you dumb fuck.

Nothing like sitting down in a restaurant and asking for sparkling water, people lose their mind when you break out the next-level hydration sophistication.

FLEX YOUR MUSCLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aesthetic master race

> Implying sparkling water doesn't taste like shit.

Sparklekanker

>IMBLYING

Implying you have plebian taste buds

Flat water is for toilets only

Enjoy your sparkle cancer

Carbonated is for fags, true sparkling is born sparkling.

Sparkled water is a poor man's tonic

>people still wanting faggot bubbles in their water

Still water with a few clean ice cubes to make it freezing is the best water. I am right and my opinion is right like a few others here.

Fuck off Carbo-water queer. Regular water doesn't cause cancer like carbonated water does.

>implying your opinion is righter than mine
top cuck

how does the cuck life taste pleb

This thread is the closest to the good old days of Sup Forums than any other thread here, love it.

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Thinks putting ice cubes in something makes it freezing

Nobody trust Anything this man says. How can he be right about it if he cant even science?

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dis guy knows waddu0p

You fuck cunts don't know shit, diet water is the best water there is.

>wanting thousands of minuscule carbonated bubbles to tickle the inside of your mouth while your refresh yourself like a furry dick
>calls himself straight

Giorgi kys

You actually think he means turning water to ice using ice. Just means make it cold you spastic.

the ocean is sparkly, god created sparkly seas and oceans

>sparkly is top tier

Calls someone a spastic--

A wild Britfag appears

Nobody trust this limey. They invented scurvy and incest. (not the good kind of incest, like you want.)

Is there a bad kind of incest?

Anyone who likes sparkling water has serious psychological problems. Did daddy touch you in the shower now you have some predisposition against regular water? Mommy wouldn't let you have a soda so you had to settle for this beta ass shit?

Sparkling water are for mentally deranged faggots who want to be a special snowflake by drinking in a soda sans syrup.

This

Dads on dads is bad incest

still water cuck detected
even pepedrinks sparkling water you goym

>stillwater

Anyone who likes flat water has serious psychological problems. Did daddy touch you in a bank now you have some predisposition against not being poor? Mommy couldnt afford toptier bubble water so you had to settle for this beta-ass shit?

Flat water is for mentally challenged socialists who want to suck off the governments water system teat.

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It's really simple guys, it's just like how coke is better than pepsi. Still water is better than sparkling water.

Does it rattle your head knowing you are wrong? It's not an opinion. It's a fact.

yeah and so is the fact that you cant afford top tier liquids like sparkling water
pic related its you

Dubs speak truth

I always thought this and never heard any say it before

Stillwater pleb enjoy drinking tap water out of phallic homosexual faucets

>drinking sparkling water is a rich mans game
It's also a sure sign of having cervical cancer.

>can't see bottles are phallyic as fuck

The dissolved co2 can cause cracks in your teeth to become worse when it becomes a gas and expands in volume.

It's a fact that sparkling water advertisement appeals to that very perception of sparkling water as 'high class'. The world of advertising agrees that sparkling is for rich people and that still water is for dopey, proletarian neo-hippies as they show in ads with vegans running around meadows, smelling filthy grass.

Hahah oh man this level of baiting I have not seen in many years. Shoutout to OP for being so adamantly for sparkling water that he'll respond to any comment in favor of good old tap water.
On that note tap water out the faucet is God tier amongst all liquids. Tap water is better than any soda, juice or any liquid consumed by man. Did sparkling water create the Grand Canyon? Was all of life and civilization built on sparkling water? Niagra falls? Old faithful? Didn't think so bubble water bitch. Also be sure to refute my arguement using the words "cuck" "poor" and "pleb"

her teeth look even better than mine and i drink more still water than sparkly

>implying those teeth are real

Mad because he cant afford sparkling water

She died when she finished that glass though

Why dat shit red tho? That's some mighty ducked up sparkly h2o bitch

Mad he's got kidney stones the size of Tyrone's fist

b hard

more is better, now we can make whole rivers out of sparkling water
where is your god now plebean

Haha well didn't explicitly use the word poor so ill cut you some slack OP please continue the "bait of the week"

People who drink sparkling water are the same faggots who cut the crust off a sammich

Hey man-
You ever passed a kidney stone at the same time you cum into a lady?
Feelsgoodman

Hahahaha top tier troll. I give you 30 faghot points. Making your new total 300,030 accumulated faghot points. Maybe you can turn all those points into your boyfriend and he'll let you be on top tonight

FPBP

I've laid a many a pearl into a lady's oyster ditch.

carbonated water tastes funny

Does that mean the baby will be born with kidney stones? Or more you get a mutant geodude type baby

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spark tier bro's looks like some other cuckerino has made a sparkling water hate thread
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Look... I get that the primate dominance game underlies everything we do, but you're trying to dominate complete strangers based on a fucking beverage choice. We're not even talking alcohol here, we're talking carbonated water versus water.

I envy someone whose life is so taken care of that they have the energy to worry about shit like this.

It means she'll have a behelit.

Do you find "retard" acceptable, then?