So the three guys who we knew would shoot a penalty shit the bed and we still won?

So the three guys who we knew would shoot a penalty shit the bed and we still won?

How the fuck does this even happen?

Has meme magic finally chosen us? Are we its champion now? Will it protect us?
What about Wales and Iceland, have the memes forsaken them now?

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what is wrong with ozil?

Muller is terrible now, I mean Lowe needs to do someting about him and fast because he hasn't contributed SHITE worth anything
Scheinstagger is probably still hurting and can't handle pressure
Ozil hit the fucking post but was on target and would've made it plus he scored the first goal anyways he's still good for you guys

> implying iceland won't win the trophy

> tfw want Iceland reach further than Iceland
> tfw when also want a France-Deustchland

sport competition happen so fast and they are still not enugh

At least ozil scored. Other 2 didn't do shit all game

>Ozil
>2 (two) missed penalties in 2 (two) games
What did he mean by this?

>Ozil hit the fucking post but was on target and would've made it

That's the second penalty he misses in this Euro though.
But yeah, he at least scored the first goal.

Thank god this will be the last tournament for schweinsteiger.

further than Portugal*

They should be jailed like Hoeneß.

I know, I'll still cheer for Iceland but it's hard to resist the urge of France-Germany.

yeah fucking meme magic chooses you like 50% of times since 2010, go fuck yourself and dont act like you are some likeable underdog >the good guys won, you dumbcunt

I thought Ozil had a good game, he should have been subbed off before penalties though.

Roach memes aside, ozil played pretty well and scored. Just keep him away from penalties, sorted. Muller is seriously off form though and needs replacing (draxler?)

Zaza, Pelle, Özil, Schweinsteiger and Darmian all play in England, of course they miss their penalties.

>that moment I realize its going to be penalties
>I KNOW I KNOW we are SUPER FUCKING TERRIBLE at penalties

But guess what

Italy was even worse.

>Zaza plays in England

wew lad

It's okay Kuba, you'll hit it next time.

Schweinsteiger was better than Khedira was in any game. He missed one penalty, but he was one of the best players on the pitch today. Khedira should not be in the main squad.

>I KNOW I KNOW we are SUPER FUCKING TERRIBLE at penalties

the fuck are u talking about?

we are the best team when it comes to penalties

this was the 6th penalty win in a row for us

He's joining Chelsea and just wanted to adapt

>typical bayern choker bitches choking

what else is new

he meant right now, not overall
we don't really have any good penalty takers atm
müller used to be good but he missed loads of pens lately

You have to look ath the facts:

Müller. fucking terrible at pens this season
Özil: for some reason is our first taker, but he's not a safe scorer as we've seen
Schweini: Can't handle that pressure since he missed that one against Chelsea
Gomez: not a super safe scorer either
Podolski: won't play

All the others did good but they actually never shoot penalties for their club or country. We just don't have five safe penalty scorers on the field in any formation.

I'm not the user you replied to, but I also knew this was gonna be a shit show.
Meme magic literally saved us.

>Müller used to be good
Now, let me tell you something. I have seen LITERALLY every penalty Müller has taken since he was a pro. He always does it the same fucking way. THe fact that this worked for a long time means nothing but what everyone with just a little bit of knowledge of football knew already; Müller is a lucky piece of shit and lucks running out.

Regression to the mean finally kicked in for him.

> Müller in charge of scoring at an Euro
> Özils second missed penalty in this tournament
> JUSTian Schweinsteiner
i'm just glad we did it though

>letting JUSTsteiger take a penalty ever
Löws only mistake today

muller was excellent at passing and moving. he also tracks down like a maniac and doesn't get tired, both mentally and physically.

there is a reason he is constantly picked.

>not subbing in Schürrle or Podolski for penalties
>???????????????????????????????????????

>Subbing in for penalties
Literally meme-tier

Because that worked wonders for Italy

kek

>Podolski
Isn't that the last penalty he took for Germany?
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