I'm new to this
Does she want the D?
I'm new to this
Ask to see the tan lines around hertits. If she delivers yes.
ask for nudes and see
Good idea
Yes.
Send dick pic, she's given all the hints.
I'm at work now
the fact she didn't run off at that lame joke and told u put cream on her...she's interested
I asked to see her other tan lines
I'm waiting
Same
tell her ''show me more tan lines'' see what happens
Progress guys
good job user..its working
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She hasn't 'seen' my message yet
hmmm...this might just work.......
This is great! Why am I so excited for you, OP?
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Hurry up faggot
and now we wait.
Age?
Oh shit bump
She isn't responding
Hopefully taking a poc
Godspeed nigger
show asshole
Might as well bump
Ask her if it hurts badly, you might spooked her
tits for good luck user
Bump for justice
bumperooo
So, did OP actually get lucky or not
I just said I would have helped her sunscreen her ass
There's no way this could go wrong
Send a dick pic for the preemptive strike.
>show me
Wow. Smooth user.
Plot twist : is op sister
What'd she reply?
Kek
Stop being a fucking puss and go "rub cream on her back", you fucking degenerate. And take creeps while you're at it.
>OP tricking newfags and horny neckbeards by pretending to be one of them while having a normal conversation with his gf
Damn this website is full of roleplaying faggots.
Ask for topless photo to gauge damage from sun exposure.
Bumping for tits
Nothing yet
This!
No I met this girl 4 days ago in Galway Ireland
She went to Spain the next day
Why would normies pretend to be degenerate fucks like us?
"Plz respond"
always works great
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Wtf op? Why didn't you say you'd come over after work to rub cream on her. You fucked up from the start
Do you think you might be getting lucky, with this one?
She's in Spain I'm in Canada
yea, after work seems just fine
She's now offline
Fuck guys
el kekular maximisso
Wait! She said LOL!
So what your going to fly over there and fuck her?
Bitch please
Always a fucking leaf
Maybe she got wind of this thread and isn't responding, or maybe she's taking a ton of pictures from all angles trying to get one she's happy with because she obviously has low self esteem. 50/50 odds I'd say.
>She said LOL
How old is she?
No you didnt, time is wrong. Unless you are showing a pre made message, or are back in the states. Also if she isnt there how you gonna give her the D, quit roleplaying
Gets him off, soon will be the pic of the butt, he has this planned out. Look at the time, that isnt the current time in ireland.
Reply
>or are back in the states
I'm back in Canada
wtf op you fag
> went to Spain
>getting Dicked by Spaniards
You think your lame dick can compete OP? just give up now.
He said he's in Canada. (Don't know if that matches any better, though.)
go on op you're about to get it
What a cringy line m8, you fucked up.
You dun goofed
welp.. You're fucking lame
Yeah and youre roleplaying. Whats it matter anyway you wont get to dick her if this is legit?
U ain't smooth my man
She laughed out loud again
You're terrible at this OP
You could've done better than that! Post her answer before you reply back to her, next time. We'll help you out!
"ok, time to make a move"
>gauge the extent
"aw ye"
She lives in a city 30min away from mine in Canada
She is back 3 weeks from now. I'm just priming her
rip
>Gauge the extent of the damage
Op wat the Fuck
That's an awkward lol not, I like you lol
He said it before i finished typing, and that makes the time slightly better. Still just a roleplaying faggot
nigger
Fuckfyckfyxkvgsghj
Doubtful
>She laughed out loud again
>She's laughing at me because i'm beta as fuck
Let's gauge the extent of OP's damage
REKT
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i didn't think this was a YLYL video
A L P H A
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This
Why you so horny op? Can you not just talk to a girl?
>SHE SHOWED ME TAN LINE
>IM IN MORE MORE MORE
>TAN LINES MEAN I CAN GET TITS HURR
She unfriended me.
5/7 smooth
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lol
That's what you get, for trying to think on your own.
>5/7
Kek
lol fag
Think you should just go kill yourself OP. No coming back from that fuck up
Screenshot or fake faggot
Screenshot of what?