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Yes sir!

Ma'am

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why?

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Alright, reposting the old shit for anyone that missed it

>be me about 14 years old
>fell in love with that girl
>she didn't love me
>end up friendzoned
>still spend time with her
>fast forward two years
>we party together a lot a spend a lot of time together
>I'm still madly in love with her
>She changes her boyfriends like underwear
>Fast forward another year
>I decide it's not worth it and move on
>we still spend some time but weren't so close anymore

>New Years 2014
>Had a great party at my house and she was there aswell
>Was in a clingy mood all day
>We end up alone in my bed and make out like crazy
>Wanted to do the sex but party members sometimes came in and interupted us
>She's not in the mood anymore
>feelsbadman.jpg
cont.

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Lurking or whatever

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>she ends up having a new bf 2 weeks later
>"Well okay I blew it"
>Nothing happens for another year we barely hand out anymore

>New Years Eve 2015
>Same people different location
>She was still with her bf but he wasnt invited
>We cuddle a lot
>Friends recommend her not to go too far
>Everyone leaves the room
>We make out like crazy, again
>Someone comes in pretend as if nothing happened
>Everyone is asleep
>She says "I want to show you something"
>leads me to the bathroom
>locks the door
>begins to strip infront of me
>we end up having sex on the bathroom floor three times in a row
>holyshitthiscantbehappening.gif
>move to bed and go for another three rounds with a friend sleeping next to us :^)
>after that it was a friends with benefits kind of thing
>She's still with her bf
>iamokaywiththis.mp4
cont.

why the gay, user? :(

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Sounds kinda boring.
We've were we explaining that in here?

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>this goes on for another three months or so
>she breaks up with her bf
>we started dating seriously
>everyone was happy for us
>we had the same friends

>the first couple of months were awesome
>we had a lot of sex and had unlimited topics to talk about
>everything seemed perfect
>too perfect...

>we begin to fight a lot over the most blatant things ever
>I for myself am a rather passive fighter but I can say things that can shatter worldviews (not very proud of that)
>she is an active fighter and starts hitting me from time to time
>fight get worse and worse
>she kicks me in my balls
>her parents kicked her out because of that

Her parents loved me and didnt really like her and that was a card I liked to play when things REALLY got out of hand..

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>fucking 6 times in a night

X - Doubt.

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Stronk?

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I kinda agree, I did 4 Friday night and that was pushing it.
But then I am an old man too.

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I don't have more pics left

Anyways...

>this goes on for about half a year
>decided to have a serious conversation with her
>invited a neutral friend to help me out if things turn to the worst
>end of the story was we broke up

>next day this bitch tried to commit suicide
>ended up in mental asylum
>texted me every day about how sorry she is
>I say that it's not working out anymore
>We fight over and over again until I block her

>some days later
>Friends are starting to ask me why I am so mean to her and I should stop texting her
>Bitch spread roumors that I raped her and tried to badmouth me with everyone I know
>She keeps trying to contact me and tries to play the victim role
>She wanted comes to my house to pack her stuff
>fuckthisshitimout.jpg
>packed everything and pissed all over it and let it dry in the sun
>leave and let my roommate take care of it
>she turned up with two ripped men infront of my door

And that was pretty the last thing I remember about that relationship

Never stick your dick in crazy, anons

Everytime I see her now she gives me the worst glance ever
But idgaf tbh fam

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I was 19 and hadn't had sex for two years, it was possible

Ripped as in stronk?

Well at least you got away and didn't get charged with anything. Have a good day user

Yup

I have sloppy noodle arms, against one I would have had a chance hence I'm small and quick but two could have fucked me up badly

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Yes please! You know how I feel about stronk!

Anyone has more threesomes?

How do you go 2 years?
I can't remember the last time it was more then a week and a half.
And that's just once in a while in winter when the weather is shite.
Usually it's 2-3 time a week.

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My favorite girl to be with wants to kill me half the time we see each other.

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I hooked up with a girl that was fully religious...
It was great and all until she started with "I don't want to have sex with someone that I've been dating for less than two years"
I was a desperate lonesome faggot at that time

I don't actually

Well that's just crazy.
I guess you don't have a dog?
Or mares either?

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threesome?
Why not foursome

Or just have an orgy

Naw, I come out of a poorfag family we never had the opportunity to care for animals

But now that I live alone long enough I might get a puppy or something

Yes please!

Draka needs snu snu!

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I had a five way one time that was fun

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Well if you get one for sexy times, make sure you get a really big one.

Don't tell me what to do when I'd do it anyway. That's horrible efficiency, damnit

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I may be a furry but I wouldn't touch an animal

Or would I..?

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Oh..
I do all the time.
Nothing wrong with it.

How did it feel?

As long as whatever you're touching is positively receptive, why not? Help end racism, fuck horses

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a job well done

>did

Always feels great.
Mares feel a lot like humans, except for the winking.
Dogs are a little different because of their unique shape. Almost similar to anal, but different.

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>MFW

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That's about what I think.
I like sex, they like sex, we like sex together.

BTW, ended up not doing anything with the gf last night.

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Glasses are my fetish

Can someone help me out?

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Why stop it?
It's perfectly normal.

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