ding dong the witch is dead edition
/brit/
reminder that i am very wealthy and smart
cara
good, fuck that runt queen
long live Charles
im living in a box
no news from me
ISIS are not Muslims.
bit slow
reminder tim burton's batman is better than nolan's batman
>smart
foy
Might actually cry when (if) this happens desu lads
slaglesbian
going on a stag to liverpool in march or april
will try shag an english girl then
the Crusaders were not Christians
America's problems are my problems
this 2bh
Rasheed
the IRA were not Irish
scouse girls cannot resist the BIC
>scouse
>english
they're just irish cunts
mfw
literally this
rorke melt
Charles is an utter wet-end, the public don't like him.
Would be best for the monarchy if he abdicated in advance and gave Will the throne.
pretentious wanker
you better not come my endz
less you reppin lib dems
Please read every word of this. xo
Why Liverpool for a stag do? It takes literally 20 minutes to fly from Dublin to Manchester.
>tfw to wealthy to be offended
excellent post
*picks you up*
Kek.
Paki BTFO
good to know
I agree, Nolan needs to have some more fun rather than boring shit about a man in a mask.
kek, VERY good post.
got called a cheeky bastard on blackpool pier
The crusades were defensive wars
oh really? well those terrorists are going to have egg on their faces when they realise some privileged wankers in the west are the actual experts on Islam.
all those phd imams, sheiks, islamic theologians and ancient islamic traditions are actually completely wrong! haha. they're going to be so relieved that some naive western student twerps have come along with the real true interpretation of the koran.
Unironically enjoyed the Harry Potter marathon on TV.
Don't normally like it nor care for it but it makes a nice background film.
>thou shalt not kill
*kills*
ah yes
good honest christians
All of you are shit
the wife
not my stag I didn't have a say m8
think I'll do the exact opposite
skeng in my pocket cant you see the bulge in my coat
if I see you out you're getting dropped
Kill all fascists, praise Allah
give me a (you)
not christians though
paki pasta
Islam IS fascism
good pic and filename haha
kill all racists and terrorists
praise logic and reason, compromise and sound policy formulation based on evidence
Here (You) go
dress is a bit short lad
Can confirm. Had a scouse family outright pimp their daughter out to me while on holiday but then they got all angry about it after she shagged me. Bloody weird stuff.
heard Bono chat bollocks on the telly last night
went on to talk about how the Irish were brutally oppressed and discriminated against for centuries and that's why America needs an open door immigration policy
proper cunt he is
byzantium
That is the way her boyfriend likes it
Found the racist
Muslims literally are.
Got a mole that won't stop bleeding, probably cancerous
May I rest in peace
kill atheists, praise God
>she shagged me
did you get pegged?
only some of them
why are rorkes so obsessed with the historical revisionism anyway?
>praise logic and reason, compromise and sound policy formulation based on evidence
no need for that lad would ruin my weekend
Self-defence isn't murder.
>Irishman going to Liverpool
how original
Maybe if Ireland has stronger borders we wouldn't have oppressed them
Why are you a self-loathing sack of shit?
*Says a controversial declarative statement for replies on an anonymous imageboard*
mate i do NOT care what you think
Wish I was a cute girl lads
I'm not though
might make some food
The former is true but the latter is utter bollocks
errrrrr what's this
dylan brewer taking the pure piss
I'd have you woofing like a dog you tasty twink
Na lad, no funny bum business but she was very much in control.
You are, why so?
I'm not though, I love myself
why do racists hate british values so much?
That's not what I think, that's what Jesus teaches.
he said the Irish were just like blacks
i am not kidding you
>no, he was on trial in Liverpool
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has a BA, a MA and a PhD in Islamic Studies but he is not a muslim because some arrogant wankers in the west say he isn't lmao
>jesus
nice spook
REMINDER that yanks and leafs are the ancestors of the dire and mediocrity of Europe, the lowest of the low scum
Racism is a mental illness. There is no cure, all we can do is wait for this generation to die out.
>pakis and niggers
>british values
Ellohell
>british values
moaning & queuing?
Reminder that it is sedition to envisage the death of our Monarch
*worships graven images*
problem, godcucks?
I'm superior to every single one of you pieces of trash
>irish values
starving and dieing?
Rasheeds rekt
>asda pizza counter
>2 lasses making pizzas and chinwaggin
>"excuse me"
>"bit busy 'ere luv"
>okay
>wait awkwardly
>they resume chinwagging
>3 minutes elapse
>someone else appears
>"yes luv, what can I get you?"
>oh fuck off
shall be making a complaint
screeching
Love the sinner, hate the sin x