/brit/

ding dong the witch is dead edition

reminder that i am very wealthy and smart

cara

good, fuck that runt queen
long live Charles

im living in a box

no news from me

ISIS are not Muslims.

bit slow

reminder tim burton's batman is better than nolan's batman

>smart

foy

Might actually cry when (if) this happens desu lads

slaglesbian

going on a stag to liverpool in march or april

will try shag an english girl then

the Crusaders were not Christians

America's problems are my problems

this 2bh

Rasheed

the IRA were not Irish

scouse girls cannot resist the BIC

>scouse
>english

they're just irish cunts

mfw

literally this

rorke melt

Charles is an utter wet-end, the public don't like him.

Would be best for the monarchy if he abdicated in advance and gave Will the throne.

pretentious wanker

you better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems

Please read every word of this. xo

Why Liverpool for a stag do? It takes literally 20 minutes to fly from Dublin to Manchester.

>tfw to wealthy to be offended

excellent post

*picks you up*

Kek.

Paki BTFO

good to know

I agree, Nolan needs to have some more fun rather than boring shit about a man in a mask.

kek, VERY good post.

got called a cheeky bastard on blackpool pier

The crusades were defensive wars

oh really? well those terrorists are going to have egg on their faces when they realise some privileged wankers in the west are the actual experts on Islam.
all those phd imams, sheiks, islamic theologians and ancient islamic traditions are actually completely wrong! haha. they're going to be so relieved that some naive western student twerps have come along with the real true interpretation of the koran.

Unironically enjoyed the Harry Potter marathon on TV.

Don't normally like it nor care for it but it makes a nice background film.

>thou shalt not kill
*kills*
ah yes
good honest christians

All of you are shit

the wife

not my stag I didn't have a say m8

think I'll do the exact opposite

skeng in my pocket cant you see the bulge in my coat

if I see you out you're getting dropped

Kill all fascists, praise Allah

give me a (you)

not christians though

paki pasta

Islam IS fascism

good pic and filename haha

kill all racists and terrorists
praise logic and reason, compromise and sound policy formulation based on evidence

Here (You) go

dress is a bit short lad

Can confirm. Had a scouse family outright pimp their daughter out to me while on holiday but then they got all angry about it after she shagged me. Bloody weird stuff.

heard Bono chat bollocks on the telly last night

went on to talk about how the Irish were brutally oppressed and discriminated against for centuries and that's why America needs an open door immigration policy

proper cunt he is

byzantium

That is the way her boyfriend likes it

Found the racist

Muslims literally are.

Got a mole that won't stop bleeding, probably cancerous

May I rest in peace

kill atheists, praise God

>she shagged me
did you get pegged?

only some of them

why are rorkes so obsessed with the historical revisionism anyway?

>praise logic and reason, compromise and sound policy formulation based on evidence

no need for that lad would ruin my weekend

Self-defence isn't murder.

>Irishman going to Liverpool
how original

Maybe if Ireland has stronger borders we wouldn't have oppressed them

Why are you a self-loathing sack of shit?

*Says a controversial declarative statement for replies on an anonymous imageboard*

mate i do NOT care what you think

Wish I was a cute girl lads

I'm not though

might make some food

The former is true but the latter is utter bollocks

errrrrr what's this
dylan brewer taking the pure piss

I'd have you woofing like a dog you tasty twink

Na lad, no funny bum business but she was very much in control.

You are, why so?

I'm not though, I love myself

why do racists hate british values so much?

That's not what I think, that's what Jesus teaches.

he said the Irish were just like blacks

i am not kidding you

>no, he was on trial in Liverpool

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has a BA, a MA and a PhD in Islamic Studies but he is not a muslim because some arrogant wankers in the west say he isn't lmao

>jesus
nice spook

REMINDER that yanks and leafs are the ancestors of the dire and mediocrity of Europe, the lowest of the low scum

Racism is a mental illness. There is no cure, all we can do is wait for this generation to die out.

>pakis and niggers
>british values

Ellohell

>british values

moaning & queuing?

Reminder that it is sedition to envisage the death of our Monarch

*worships graven images*
problem, godcucks?

I'm superior to every single one of you pieces of trash

>irish values
starving and dieing?

Rasheeds rekt

>asda pizza counter
>2 lasses making pizzas and chinwaggin
>"excuse me"
>"bit busy 'ere luv"
>okay
>wait awkwardly
>they resume chinwagging
>3 minutes elapse
>someone else appears
>"yes luv, what can I get you?"
>oh fuck off
shall be making a complaint

screeching

Love the sinner, hate the sin x