Walk into your gf's room see this

Walk into your gf's room see this
What do?

Id kill myself for having her for a girlfriend

Same girl?

would be my dream with her.

realize I'm in a hotel room and gf was a hooker all along

cry cause I've gone deaf

call greenpeace, there's a stranded whale in her room

I'd ask the dude why he let that whale eat my GF...

name¿

Ask if I can suck his dick with her

id harpoon that bitch and throw her back into the ocean

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"Take your woolly mammoth and get the hell out of my gf room"

Probably wonder why butterbean is jerking some dude off in my gfs room

name of she?

Call animal control and let them know some fat wilderbeast is mating in my gf's room. Definitely don't call my wife,

her name is Goddess Naughtia

Try to lure him away with a babe Ruth

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>Implying that anyone here consistently fucks a 10/10 girl all the time.

Yall niggas would fuck a pencil sharpener with a skirt on it.

>Thick girls are the best
>Would slam cock into cervix
>Dump load inside balls deep

Thisismyfetish.

sauce plz