ITT we post the best greentext of all time
ITT we post the best greentext of all time
Daniel Thomas
Ian Taylor
dissapointing if this is the best greentext of all time
Charles Taylor
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Wyatt Nguyen
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William Taylor
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Jason Green
Bump
Caleb Hill
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Michael Powell
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Connor Turner
>Im prior military, 82nd airborne "battletoads"
Brody Hughes
moar
Wyatt Baker
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Xavier Fisher
I kekd
This is great
John Reyes
Bump
Justin White
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Julian Jones
Nice dubs, but if happened to me would beat her face in then leave. Then probably kms
Ayden Thomas
>Makingamurderer.jpg
Luis Russell
>>.jpg
>image is a .png
>Making a Faggot: the post
Jeremiah Parker
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Wyatt Jenkins
love this. thats one of the best songs ever
Anthony Wood
I was in this thread
Daniel Sullivan
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Carson Baker
I got one
>Inb4 True story
>Be me 17
>Be a massive beta, but know how to sweetalk girls online to get noodles
>Download tinder because friend has it
>After a few months of noodles.jpeg and others find a light brown chick, looks like a tanned white chick so I take it.
>After a few dates we meet up in the cinema, seen films before how to treat women
>Shit actually works, after same night we kiss, me being a kiss free virgin fuck it up, she laughs it off
>Fast forward a few months, her and her faggot bi friend in the other room, she's a borderline radical feminist, didn't bother me at the time.
>I hate LGBT+ with passion
>Eviesdrop Sir Mc.faggison and gf
>"So how was the dinner with Julio (idk some spic name)
>Forgot to mention we are at her house
>"It was pretty good, I thought he was gay the first time I saw him, but hen I grew to like him"
>Try not to be a faggotron and impulsive, continues to listen
>MC.AIDison "So are you gonna you know...*faggot giggles*"
> "WHAT NO....I'm still with user, but idk, future will tell"
>JPEG.jpeg?
>Mc. Penison "Didn't you give him a bj 2 days ago at whalesons house?"
>"SHHH user might hear"
>Flashbacks to when I picked her up from her whale friends house 2 days ago, then sweaty sex and make out sessions the whole day
>Suddenly feelings in stomach
>Pic Related
>Throw up in the sink
>Gf comes in "You ok user?" *Smiles*
>My head buzzing, brought her a necklace the day after whalesons house
>Not thinking, punched her in the face, my gf gave a bj and I've heard other rumours that she popped that pussy like pills on 4 chan feels post
>Mc.Faggotron runs in and sees us, being a faggot that he is he screams.
>I grab my jacket amd walk out
>That necklace cost me 200£
>Cried for the whole week
I feel bad and distrust womenoids, first gf cheated and got me arrested because I popped her in the face. After a few days I go out.
>Goes home
>45 Missed calls from Dr. Bumticle
>Grab a rope, tie it around the top of the door
Gabriel Wilson
Cont>>>>
>Pin the note on the door next to me
>Blame that bitch
>Open the door and step on the stool
>Kick the stool
>The rope snaps
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosour
Parker Peterson
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Logan Bennett
ok
Evan Kelly
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Nicholas Baker
From 8ch's Sup Forums
Cooper Stewart
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Logan Brown
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Mason Taylor
I fucking hate high school.
John Wilson
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Colton Walker
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Chase Walker
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Jeremiah Kelly
wow guys check out this celebrity we got on our hands
Austin Parker
what
the
fuck
Nathaniel Martin
genius
Eli Rogers
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Gabriel Lewis
Holy shit
Ian Gomez
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Dylan Sanders
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Jack Jenkins
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Dylan Edwards
My heart.
Justin Gray
this is not okay
Jaxon Scott
I didn't expect to catch the feels.
Cameron Brooks
Hi its geg
Gavin Butler
NO FUCKING WAY
John White
>everyone has their docks out slapping a burger with it....
>"new guy accidentally cums"....
What??? You know how retarded that sounds, one second you're playing a prank with a bunch of dudes. Next moment before anyone notices one dude is rock hard grunting while blowing his load... come on..
Michael Turner
I wonder if this guy was ever caught.
Kevin Long
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