Got let go from my job. Need $300 by tomorrow or they're taking my car...

Got let go from my job. Need $300 by tomorrow or they're taking my car. What's the fastest nonsexual/not drug related/no mugging way to make money guys?

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Sell your car.

Break into house, steal money/valuables.

Sell some shit.

I still owe on the car and losing it would fuck me worse. I'm gonna try my best to do this without risk of going to jail. No nignog money methods

Sell or pawn a posession

Also, I have nothing to sell. I pretty much live in the car itself and crash on friends couches when I can.

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ahahhahaah

>crashing your car into your friend's couch

sell your phone lappytop

What the fuck do you want from us then?

Jobs that you can get straight away that pay $300 cash at the end of the day. Yeah ok, jobs like those grow on fucking trees. You'll have more chance of pulling 300 bucks out your asshole.

Robbery isn't a lot of jail time as long as you are not armed

Sell car for what you owe and (hopefully) get enough on top to get a beater car.

Better to have a shit ride than no ride.

Or you could just get a credit card and get another job before you put yourself in an even worse situation.

using friends laptop, most valuable thing I actually own is an old ass guitar and I guess my 2005 virgin mobile phone, pawn shop said they'd give me $35 for both. Which isn't even worth it since it doesn't touch my payment lol

Military. Signing bonus.

Become part of the system that fucks you, and get fucked even harder.

Take 300 from your savings account.

Ask 3000 people for a dollar.

1 in 10 will give you it.

Get a payday loan based on your last stub. Then just ignore you, you already sound worthless so fuck your credit.

I'll give you 300 OP. You have a PayPal account?

>no job
>live in a car
What is keeping you from driving the fuck away ?

Be talented and have a job within that talent, otherwise your fucked.

PS I'm a graphic designer

Then you are fucked, you fucked yourself OP.

The only thing you can do that isn't illegal is ask someone for money since you own nothing. Next time you get money buy things that are worth something and don't go down in value.

paypal.me/Charles877

dude if you're serious I swear I'll pay you back.

I made $310 last saturday driving for Lyft & Uber

my friends leaving for work so Ill be on later guys

Sorry OP. Wrong thread. That was to another person who wanted money.

I meant to say fuck you.!

Possible nigger.

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Abandon thread!

Forex, but you need an investment, so I'm guessing that's out of the picture.
How about getting a $300 loan?
Pawn some stuff?

Nah just fucking with you. Have a good day.

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