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/hoc/ memes edition
>rags
lmao stan mikita the UGLIEST boiiii
>netherlands
>not yzerman
also, karyia is best japanese player ever
Dan Boyle
>retire
or
>join Penguins for 1 last cup
should have done it this year
the chances of winning 2 in a row are abysmal
this is true.
I think the pens have a decent chance though.
everytime chicago win a final they get fucked by the cap and having to trade so many players
the penguins will not make the playoffs.
screen cap this.
>tfw habs are objectively better
>managements face when they are going to win a cup while all the casual fans are calling for their head
you got a fat complacent snow monkey with a drinking problem and an over-the-hill, immobile linebacker D
same thing with the oilers, all these retards calling for chiarellis head when hes almost solved the last 8 years of failure in one season
that meme needs an edit
JAPAN
>Taro Tsujimoto
can someone link me to the thread where the germany-italy penalties began?
What the fuck?
Draisaitl isn't German...
what is he then?
Jewish.
good post
Reported for posting gore
reported for announcing a report
Lost at Meatan
Post things that trigger Poo in Loo Laffers
>Jeff Finger
martin matt
>hasb fans are this delusional
steven stamkos
Playoffs
rask for raycroft
seguin and hamilton for kessel
kessel for scraps
overrated meme prospects will bust
delete this
filippe colossal
>mfw thanks to Jewgene Memenyk, we did jack shit during the offseason.
At least Stone is slowly becoming elite.
that's jack, isn't it
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:^)
everyone loves a man who can cook
and jack cooks the juiciest burgers this side of the rio grande
What's more embarrassing, being an internal cap team IN CANADA or proclaiming to be the "State of Hockey" with no cups?
ugh i knew it, nobody else would be proud of doing that to food
i would say claiming to be "hockeytown" when the city doesn't actually produce any hockey players
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meme lol
Being the richest team in the league and being unable to win in the post-free agency and pre-salary cap era.
Lemme guess, >rags?
Nah, the >rags managed to win one by buying half of the dynasy Oilers. The >laffs failed to make the SCF despite being able to buy any player they wanted
How embarrassing.
post yfw your hamburgers goaler is both a bust and a meme and now you have matt o'connor who let in more meme goals than any goaler in the ncaa and literally cost BU a national championship by letting in a meme goal on a literal dump in.
the ottawa senators are a team deep and rich with memes
Winning a cup and being shit afterwards aka >my team
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quality jon
it me -___-
Delete this
k
>this team
>this post
Still mad you didn't win the lottery eh
marc staal took his wife to applebees for their first date hahaha
>rags
youtube.com
fucking kek applebees is literally white trash: the diner
i wonder what it feels like to be fucking jared staal lmao. imagine being jared staal on christmas, your 3 brothers are millionaire nhl regulars, 2 of them have cups, and youre fuckig jared staal sitting at the kids table still probably
pulju transcends teams
>you're the underachiever in the family
i can relate to jared staal tbf
>marc shoots left
>eric shoots left
>jordan shoots left
>jared shoots right
bet he's gay
4-1
Who painted that for you Kippers
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How about being a contender for years, but never making it deep in the playoffs and when finally making it to the SCF, not only does >your team get BTFO, but they also become mediocre forever?
Forgot to mention the cup winning goal was an own-goal
Ok I think nothing can beat winning the cup for another team.
thank you.
post youtubr
youtube.com
>dat special appearance by marc bergevin
>this man gets paid to run an NHL team
At least they produce cups, unlike Shangcouver
You're a defenceman going back to get a dump in and this Slavic son of a bitch is forechecking you. What do?
protect my balls
chris will remember that on his death bed
Habs and Sabres are better.
If you could attach a blade to any portion of your stick which would it be?
All of those
Remember that he got punked by Couture and Prout and not get intimidated.
B without a doubt.
the front of it so when I take a shot the puck gets cut in half and the goalie doesn't know where to move to
edgy
D
I would extend the blades on my skates too like speed skaters in the front and back and my primary check would be a hurricanrana
my signature move would be doing a frankensteiner on the goalie after putting him on top of the net
also I would have bladed angel wings that I used on the forecheck
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WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
bulju
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Inverted B. Regular B would get you too many slashing penalties
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Kek
how can one team be so STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
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What is this? King for ants?
Alex is a stupid nigger
randalled
u say somethin white boi?
sid's gf isn't even that hot
babby's first post on Sup Forums
LOL
he deleted his post
what a pussy
What do I do /hoc/ if the Preds betrayed me and traded Weber and got Radulov in one offseason alone while I'm also moving 30 minutes from Tampa
Do I stay loyal to the team I first watched or go to the team that's closest by, it's not as if I've ever been to a Predators game before, but they did first get my interested in hockey
stop being a fucking sunbelt fag