How do I shrink my bfs penis?

How do I shrink my bfs penis?

too big

Repeatedly show him pictures of Lena Dunham.

take off your clothes

Put on some weight, color your hair, start talking about social justice.

Welp, there went my dick. Thanks, asshole.

Leave it in the dryer

Make him put it in a ziplock bag full of salt for a week. Guaranteed to shrivel up and dry out
Have him pee thru a catheter that exits the bottom of the bag.

id fuck it, no questions asked

Have niggers fuck him, their cum naturally shrivels white cocks into little clits.

There's always the Lorena Bobbitt method, OP.

Well, some of us have to be queer, statistically speaking.

Post a pic of said dick.

Looks shooped to me.

I've been looking for an answer for a while

I've been wanting to shrink my penis

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That's below average OP, get it together.

I wanted to shrink it, cause it'd make it easier to cuck him

So you're just a whore then?

all rational thinking = gone

I'd dump you on the first mention of that and toss your shit on the street no matter how small my dick was. Also show tits you miserable whale.

Lock it up, get progressively smaller and smaller cages.

My only guess is hormones or to inject calcium chloride in his balls

>this kills the balls

Also, make him wear an ice-pack on it. And stop calling it a penis, it's his clit now. You're gonna have to emasculate him.

coke or adderrall will make it tiny. Im on addy right now and mines almost gone. Want to see op? kik or snap?

That's tiny little prick as it is. 100% cuckable

What lengths would you go to see him have a small penis?

Possible surgery?

Shrink what?

Looks like you already have.

Any doctors in this thread?

How hard would it be to damage the penis in such a way so that it can't get hard past a certain point?

Or even take out some of the tissue?