Ok faggots. Dubs decides what I eat tonight. I will not eat dicks or shit. Let's be serious for just a minute...

Ok faggots. Dubs decides what I eat tonight. I will not eat dicks or shit. Let's be serious for just a minute. I cannot fucking decide what I want.

cum

eat cum

i say you should eat cum

Pizza?

your own cum
also checkem

I said be serious faggots. I am not eating cum

Sperm burger
Closest fast food joint burger and jizz in it

Cordon Bleu my nigga .

have some eggs and bacon

papa johns pizza

Sweet potatoes and a steak cooked rare

Get some cheap ramen noodle and spice that shit up with a cheeky bit of nicely cooked sliced pork and whatever else you can think of

reroll

Eat an entire tub of butter.

op eat a hotdog and take a pic

I win you're welcome OP

winrar

Shit nigga. That sounds like a good idea

Or go for a simple pizza

fuuuuucccck beat me

Yeah, if You don't give a fuck about your body.

Op here. Now dubs decides what I drink.

Your dubs only serve to confirm it. Do it bro!

Peanut butter and doritos put through a food processor

Pint of Beer.

Drink an entire tub's worth of melted butter.

Buy bag of frozen peeled shrimp, thaw them, then fry them for 2 mins. Boil some rice noodles for 2 mins. Fry up some onions and peas. Mix in shrimp and noodles and some thai sauce. Eat when you think the mixture looks fried enough.

Lol. Fuck off with the butter. I am not trying to die from a heart attack.

Cream soda

Drink a nice cold corona

Blue mountain dew (its what Im drinking now, be my soda bro OP)

Damn. Off by one

Is it the Baja Blast?

Chocolate Milk

Bong water

I would say Dew Voltage. I'm drinking it now... blue colored drinks are always awesome.

Water
TEA chai

Go outside and collect green grass and random berries from any bush or tree. Mix them with water in a blender. Drink your healthy nature drink.

Fajitas. 3-4 strips in a tortilla with refried beans and rice in it.
Fuck, Taco Cabana was pretty nice with those hot fajitas

sprite

rollin

Go into the forest and gather tree nuts, random mushrooms and stump fungus. Grill it all up with some butter. Enjoy.

I won't be a faggot like everyone else

peanut butter sandwich get

no jelly

Gin & soda

dipspit

Go scavenge under rocks and dead wood for slugs, snail, etc. Grill with soy sauce and pepper to taste.

fucking checked

Piss straight from your dads dick

Vanilla milkshake, because I want one right now