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>bombston

>20-1

>cubes

doyers desu

pre-emptive JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILIA

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>Will the Astros make it past the wild card round, user?

ROY

APOLOGIZE

Royals

Don't you dare ruin fireworks night cubes. Just don't.

>bombston has to suck so bad that the rags blowout wasn't even the worst one today

lame

DODGERS THREAD

>that last strike call

I'll take it lmao

>BOMBSTON BEING BTFO BY ANALSLIME

WEW LADS

What in the name of fuck, Bombston?

>Boston Red Sux

>shitcago cubes

Leave the Cubs to us

apologize

these trips are nimmo approved

Holy shit it's the Justice League

NO

NO THEY WON'T

ITS' OGRE STOP ASKING THIS QUESTION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me too senpai, never forget that amazing play at home by Wieters to save the game too.

What in G-d's name has happened to the Red Sox?

Where ya been senpai?

>Rags choking
>Cubes lost
It's
an
even
yeaaaaaaaar

Bartolo Colon aka Big Sexy > Jake Arrieta aka le pilates man

y/n /mlb/?

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Not so fast my friend

>21-2

has jake arrieta ever done this?

Yes Reds Yes.

Mr. Met is a cuck desu

how can someone that fat be so acrobatic

You guys will lose in the wild card game to the Dodgers

More like Acrofatic

>gnats and cusb and bombston all imploding at once

>rags

we can actually beat the doyers in a big game
you haven't done that since bobby thomson

>that Bryce Harper boot
hahahaha.

Meme Magic.

>You guys will lose in the wild card game to the Dodgers

also
>gnats

real talk, /mlb/

would you a Ms Met?

>check records
>Giants are 3-6 versus the Mets this season
That's not a good look hmm

Yeah I would go again

I hope you beat them, or even the Cardinals, I just feel that that's what's going to happen. I have nothing against the Mets

nice

I gotchu

Just like that NLDS last year amirite?

>nast

I feel a little bit better about our game now that the Red Cucks have shit the bed even harder.

POSITION PLAYER PITCHING FOR THE SOX

AND HES A MINOR LEAGUER

WEW

>cj cron has a chance to become the fourth player in AL history to score 6 runs in a game

JUST

TBRH rags doing the same thing but losing against the literal worst team in the league is way way worse

can cron, dare I say it, score SEVEN runs and break the record?

>rags
>bombston

>CJ fat fuck Cron with a chance to score six runs
>Bombston
>this Gnats meltdown

WEW
E
W

LAD
A
D

Mike Zunino just hit a dinger in his first PA of 2016

>leadoff

>77

MEME MAGIC

>trashinals

>yfw bombston scores 20 runs in one inning
>yfw anglels fire everybody and relocate

ONE

A POSITION PLAYER IS PITCHING

Is this the highest scoring game this season?

>SEVENTEEN RUNS to the twins

>Nats give up 4 runs with 2 errors in the 10th inning
JUST

STRIKE

AWAY

dubs and red sox come back to tie

You have ten seconds to give me one good reason why the Mercy Rule shouldn't be implemented in the Majors.

PROTIP: You can't.

>need to score 3 runs in the bottom of the 8th to take the reds to extra innings
>give up 5 runs in the top of the 10th anyway
JUST

>9-4
>natshinals

>21-2
>bombston

>17-5
>rags

HEY

OH LAWD

LET'S GET CHAOTIC

>orioles will probably comeback and you cant stop it

i hate their stupid fucking offense FRIG OFF ALREADY

hey

I will give you two reasons
>bombston
>rags

>they have to score 19 just to keep going

awarding players neutral/non-existent stats for a game they would have blown is unfair to the rest of the league and would skew stats

>Ian Browne @IanMBrowne 2m2 minutes ago Boston, MA
>Outfielder Ryan LaMarre is the first Red Sox pitcher not to give up a run tonight.

>the state of the Red Sox pitching

if this somehow happens, it's the greatest post in /mlb/ history

have we started the fire?

What the fuck is up with all the regular players pitching all of a sudden.

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FUCK

>not putting in a position player to close the game

do the angels even like memes?

dubs and the sox win in a walk off

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>21 R
>22 H

>You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.

YOU

Because they're grown men, fuck their feelings. They're supposed to be professionals. Huge comebacks do happen sometimes. The mercy rule is to keep little kids from crying and pissing themselves. Baseball games are made of 9 innings. Deal with it and get the fucking outs

You're alright, /mlb/

WHERE

DELETE THIS

>implying I'm not recording quick pitch

What a day

If the red sox hits 5 grand slams this inning, they win!

:)

Will pizzas be free?