Bought a new knife. Gerber Paraframe. Dubs decides what I do with it

Bought a new knife. Gerber Paraframe. Dubs decides what I do with it.

Kill yourself

fold it closed

make a good fruit salad

Eat it

Kill yourself with it

snap it in half

Double dubs

Why the fuck you think we care what you do with a $16 knife?

Electrocution

knife in pooper

Put handle in pooper

winrars

>double dubs
>being this new

...

Here you are.
Sup Forums enjoys sharp things. also, it's 40 dollars.

Ram it,
Ram it,
Ram it up your poop chute!

checkum

Get fucked; I bought the same knife from Walmart a month ago for $16

Slice off some taint skin.
> must be at least 1/4 of an inch of skin long.
> must place it on tongue with timestamp.

Not even dubs. Also, open and put in anus

>get fucked
>walmart
I bought it from canadian tire

WRISTWATCH

eat it with some milk like cereal

Dubs refer to the last numbers. 192836221 is not dubs but 192836122 is

enchant it with a sick +25 fire damage buff so that you can light people you stab with it on fire, if this fails throw it at a rock in hopes that it reforges with good stats

nothing, dont hurt yourself

Return it and get a better knife —Ontario Rat II — and spend the $10 you saved on a cheap dildo so you can still fuck yourself in the ass with a purchase.

Winrar!!!

faggot, see

also, proof.

Return it. Save $10 more and get a Kershaw blur.

Honestly why do you need a knife?

this is the best suggestion so far op deliver faggot

It's a safety thing. Let's just say my town isn't the best....

Not OP but I find them useful.

Proof you overpaid for that shit.

OP confirmed for edgy faggot. Enjoy being raped by a wild pack of niggers.

I wish OP and the rest of you faggots would recognize my sick ass dubs

Eat the fucking knife OP

Show us how sharp it is. Cut your laptop wire

Knife in pooper

sharpen it

I have never found a gerber that has been even 1/30th as sharp as it should be

Roll

if op eats the knife how is he supposed to enchant it with that +25 fire damage?

$40 dollars for that piece of shit?!? kill yourself
browse /k/ more faggot

I have the same knife, but with black powder coated frame. It's a POS,.
Cut your nut sack, post pics.
OP is a faggot.

THE ONLY GERBER I TRUST.

Cut off and dice your penis
Sauté penis
Eat penis
Stab self in neck

I bought it for my girlfriend's dad on Father's Day for $15.99 on sale from $40, happy to see I got a nice deal

Checked

I shit waadddddddup

nice quads

mail it to someone random

win

More dubs

leave it in your drawer for 3 years and never show it off to anyone like we all know you want to, fag

faggot

here frento. I couldn't swallow.
>inb4 underage
>just make it (18)

You got hosed

or a Kershaw/Emerson collaboration.

You look like a faggot that would pay double price for a GERBER and think he's a bad ass

I have that same one. Actually needed it a lot when I was landscaping

jam it in asshole cuz you gay

>thinks he's a badass
where do I claim to be a badass?
>pay double price
you mean the poorfag price?
>faggot
sure hurt my feelings

>wen were u wen dog is bark?
>i am sit on shack, Watch stalin on telivisr
>fone is ring
>"da?"
>"bark"
>"no"

You know the answer..

In your pooper

Throw it at your wall.

>It's a safety thing
>3 inch blade
>Canadian tire
>Canada

Name it " Skinner"

my newest toy, posting timestamp in a sec.

Put it up your ass

Throw it out and buy a good knife.

Please make a thread when you inevitably cut one of your finger tips off because your dumbass closed the knife with your fingers in the retarded handle

Ok here is niff

Take it back to the store and get your money back, order it from Amazon for less than half that price.

>not buying every from amazon
retards shouldnt be playing with knives

Kabar, I approve
Hard Sheath, I like you user

Same guy, how bout we make this a general knife thread

How about you try to give it a Doppler phase 2 paint job from csgo

in fact, im post the whole arsenal, I expect this thread to be interesting when I come back

That knife is for dive?

I'm in

it's not poorfag if they got the exact same product for a much lower price

Buy a real knife you fucking faggot.
Gerber is shit!

More detailed photo coming up, a lot is junk, but I've got a few gems. Also 2 compound bows but they're locked up in my basement

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