/afl/ Sunday

Last day of the bye rounds

Just the one game today

Melbourne v Adelaide at the MCG at 3:20pm AEST

Other urls found in this thread:

firstrowau.eu/sport/aussie-rules.html
vipleague.co/aussie-rules/386386/3/melbourne-demons-vs-adelaide-crows-live-stream-online.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for Phil Walsh has been dead for a year

who /top1/ here?

wew lads

is this the most boring day of footy in history?

What's for lunch lads?

katsu chicken sushi and 375ml can pepsi max

...

who /roos/ here?

Need a stream for the footy this arvo, Foxtel box is fucked, and can't get free to air either for some reason.

>mfw based Nick snatches Grey and picks up 3 senate seats.

YOU CAN'T CON THE PHON

whenever i see xenophon i think of some super villain, looks like a good bloke 2bh

who /dabloos/ here?

ROCK THE CASBOULT
O
C
K

T
H
E

C
A
S
B
O
U
L
T

let my tips down last night

im more dissapointed tbqh

btfo
t
f
o

why the does the game have to start at 3.20pm when its not even on the fucking TV.

I'm not really so sure that an independent is best for the region at this moment but it's pretty impressive that they got more votes in the primaries than Labor, given that they have had no presence in the area until this election

do aussies know that their football is probably one of the weirdest sports around rn

what the fuck are they doing? are there positions? is there a strategy?

Fuck off

Kek the dogs banners have had some great bants lately.

this sport is a meme

Go fucking read about it you fucking retard. Your post clearly shows that you know next to nothing about it.

Do federal MP's even do anything for their electorates apart from occasionally ask a question in question time. anything that makes any difference is done by state government

>NFL
>10 minutes of actual game time during a 3 hour broadcast
>average 10 seconds on an offensive play
>Amerilards will defend this

>implying i like american football
>implying it make less sense than AFL

get your countryman in check BSA
I would tell you to go and fucking read up on the rules but I wouldn't want to ask the impossible of you Cleatus.

yes (PWOS)

Major parties don't care at all, the system isn't even working like it was originally designed to.

>soccer
>not allowed to use their hands
>use their heads as bludgeoning devices
>pretending to be excited about a 0-0 score
>toxic culture

Crows tbqh

rip walsh

can't believe it's a year already desu

>Sandy Roberts

No thank you

Sandy Roberts sounds like he's got a cold or something, sounds manly as hell now.

Since my divegrass team isn't here to disappoint me in summer, I need to continue with the dees

anyone have a good stream?

firstrowau.eu/sport/aussie-rules.html

vipleague.co/aussie-rules/386386/3/melbourne-demons-vs-adelaide-crows-live-stream-online.html

this performance from >us

>this is the final split round
>full fixtures next week

based

this one seems to stutter alot less, thank you

Disgraceful possession

>captained max gawn

Crows have blown their load too early, dees will come back from here

>Crows

>LELDALAIDE

>favourite son
>jack watts

Fug me

G-go Crows!

literally looking at 2/6 lads

smdhtbqhwyf (shaking my damn head to be quite honest with you family)

Hogan often looks like he's about to cry

It didn't have to be like this

He does appear rather autistic, Im hoping it will be enough to make him afraid to change clubs

iktfb

well what do you do, just pick the favourite every time and expect to win you fucking shitter?

its basically called the consistent tipping method actually

why would you honestly tip someone not expected to win

you fucking pleb just kys

I'm not who you're replying to but who sets the expectations for a team to win?

>not picking a couple of roughies each round, particularly this season

enjoy being at the bottom of the ladder

who /TripleM/ here?

>TripleM

Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.

I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. With only a half left of the ADE vs MEL game, I can safely say there have been no nominations for this 3rd and (thankfully) final bye-round. All votes and nominations from the preceding rounds have been noted and will be taken into account when normal service is resumed for typical rounds next week. You all know who is currently leading the peloton and short of a level of Autism /afl/ has never seen next week, he is assured promotion to the team. Below you will find the contenders held over from the Queen's Birthday round, the contenders nominated for the 3 bye-rounds, the 2016 Autist Team so far and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity. If your team played then I hope they did well. See you all next week.

The bye-round contenders so far:
1st bye-round:
>Grand Final Autist Duo
>"Melburnian Poster" Archive Guy
>Autist Team Hater Guy
>LE NOMMED XDXDXD Guy
2nd bye-round:
>Bikecunt
3rd bye-round:
N/A

The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"

The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy

Not anymore now that I picked up a cheap digital radio off ebay.

missed last weekend's threads; who is Bikecunt?

>worst cuckstralia

KEK

Some autist who acted like he was king alpha because he pays for sex and rides a bike.

Sounds hilarious 2bh

Journeyman level tippers probably think Adelaide will win from here

Oh it was. He just kept getting angrier and insisting he he was the best thing ever in life.

this doesn't even do it justice mate, it was superb stuff
>higher quality of life
>drinks soylent and ebay vitamins
>rides his bike to the brothel to fuck whores

>mfw that playing card exhaust post

...

>ride to brothel
>pay for sex
>whores get to hear your sick playing card exhaust as you pull away popping a wheelie

>mfw

That was it. Great find user.

Also refers to cars as cuckmobiles truly a high class specimen of autism

...

This match is fucking my heart up

that's unpossible, did you tip shitmond or something?, just got cucked by the dogs here

It just hurts to watch

THANK GOD

FUCK

id probably say
eagles
port
saints
sydney
carlton
crows

Are you watching this from your kebab van, Abdul?

chill senpai, Turk-bro survived the t*rkroach means with aplomb and gave good travel tips too, plus you should cut him slack for supporting Melbourne kek

>Umpball for Melbourne
me likey

>LE ROUGHIE XDXD
>LE AGAINST THE GRAIN XDXD

(YOU) COLLOSAL FUCKSTAIN

INCONSISTENT TIPPERS BTFO

The finals dreams are fucking dead

they are correct

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIX IN A ROW

>the only /top8/ team under 40pts

Do they play these games on cricket grounds? Its so round

Which one of you autistic dickheads tracked me down?

Yeah, that's what the C stands for in MCG

MCG is Melbourne Cricket Ground.

Well played, Melbourne. Tbh the Dees are only go up from here, they gave >us a good run today, and who knows? they could even get a cheeky solid top 8 spot next year. They're playing quite well this year - watch this space, as they say.

would probably say melbourne are the best team in the bottom 8

bottom 10 rather

Yeah, I agree.

What's for dinner lads?

Got tacos tonight lad, happy days

just had a salami, cheese and bbq sauce sandwich
chicken quesadilla's for dinner mate.

a qt and i touched arms on the train

the fleeting moments are the most special

...

another 100 post thread! Congratulations /AFL/!!