Write a poem in 15 seconds or less

Write a poem in 15 seconds or less

OP's a faggot

And so am I

I hate myself

And want to die

maya anglewho?

Roses are red
violets are violet
this poem is bad
it belongs in a toilet.

I can count to five
I can count to seven too
Holy shit, haiku

FUCK
FUCK THIS GAME
I WIN
POEM

I sit on my couch,
Drinking Heineken,
Wondering when I'll improve
My life again.

What is love
with out hate
two different plates
one close friendship

That man
is the epitome
Of sophistication

>I spend my time on Sup Forums
>Fuck you
>I wish i was dead.

I waste away
On cigarettes and booze,
And I know full well
The accountability I choose

Poems, you say?

>pic related

Roses are red

Violets are Red

Why the fuck is everything red?

My friends are not home,
My lover's away,
Now I'll succumb
To the things that I hate

Roses Are Red
Violets are blue
My dog is dead
He ate poo

Life, so short, yet so sweet
Or so I thought, until I felt the heat
For it is wrought in every man
Pain, such a feat for me
If only I had known the key
Life, so short, not so sweet

Detain detergent chain in my room
Creepin down my arcane ship
flippin fish dippin in sea under space
ship oxidize in sea seep fire oozin red
men chip head
chink guns
chipper boy ripped chine

I'll sit here and say
"I just love being free.
My social dues aren't important to me."
And I'll sit and I'll say
"Why won't love come this way?"

Niggas hate me
They drink pee
Fuck young mola
He doesnt do alot.

Windows, windows everywhere
It's safer being inside this glass prison
With this little lamp of mine
Staring out into the void
Please kill me

Kek

crickets here
crickets there
never fear
they will share
you smell of bear
what a scare
you FUCK YOU WHOREING turd

a poem in 15 seconds or less :^)

My dick is wet
from all this rain
jetting in pain
while my sperm dies
i might find a dime.

my family isn't unsupportive
i just don't do anything
think about that
it might be your problem too
because this is a poem, it should rhyme
so stinky smelly poo

What is why?
Where is my pie?
Am i going to die?
Sieg heil

y so much poo
waterloo
scoobydooby doooooo

Yankee Doodle went to town
Diddling your sister
Spinning, spinning
Round and round, and
Now he wants to fist 'er

Nice roll. Nothing special I just like it

My poems are shit
Like OP's man tits
Probably resides in a basement
That smells like jizz and armpits

Twas pigment on sable that bore such a scene
This visage where shades of color arranged so serene.

...

This is a haiku
It's not impressive really
Because haikus suck

Rattle Booty
Tattle Scooty
Nigger Doof

One nigger two nigger
Hanging from a tree
Three nigger four nigger
Im giving rope for free

i'm really tired of thinking about my body

poems are a schism to my mind
i find them and that unkind
i wish i was alone but i'm here
free fear is instilled by those near.

Haikus are lame-o
They are rhythmic'ly lame-o
And resolve like shit

I dindu nuffin nuffin nuffin
Whitey be cuffin cuffin cuffin
I be a nigga wiff hardcoe dreams
Diamonds on glocks like u neva seen
I dindu nuffin

My name is OP, and i am a cuck,
Wife left for a nigger, i'm fresh out of luck,
Often wonder, why does life suck?
Because i am lonely, and watched my wife fuck.

Yo nigga
Stop bein such a bitch
Nigga

how many of yo momma been good she cook that collard green fat back meat cornbread two bisquick biscuits and corn on the cob.

That rhythm was 10/10 tho

I lost my dog last month.
We got a new dog.
I keep accidentally calling her the last one's name.
I'm not happy with my life.

Dam boi

OP's mom gave me a bonner
while he was in his room being a lonner
shit posting on b late at night
she was sucking so hard that now i'm dry

I pooped in the shower
It felt like such power
Unfortunately I had to clean it
I have no rhythm and I'm not adept at rhyming

roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate niggers
More than Jews

Kek'd

Thanks dude

Scooby fuckin' doo
Where is you
We got some shit to do now
Scooby fuckin' doo
I see you
It's time to gas the jews now

...

Tits
Great tits.
All of them in my mouth
Today.
Tits.

I like the scent of a woman's anus
If it is particularly clean, that is
I wonder if I should tell my girlfriend
Just kidding, I'm single and depressed

Real eyes
Realize
Real lies

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