You are tasked with summarizing all of human history.
You're only allowed to use 5 words.
Go.
You are tasked with summarizing all of human history.
You're only allowed to use 5 words.
Go.
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we really fucked up, okay?
Fuck shit, make money
OK, Then white people came
Darwin was right. Go back.
4 =/= 5
Fuck you, I'm taking this.
There is no fucking history.
It was a good ride
Cum inside of the vagina
If it moves, kill it.
Fuck off lmaos, we're full.
Everything led to dank memes
Human was born. Human died.
You can't stump the Trump
Overpopulation; we need mass genocide.
white people are always better
The cake is a lie
i just fucked my bed.
Came here to post this
OP was a fag
USA, USA, USA, USA, USA
Then the ruling class won.
Real savages to real pussies
Blacks are nothing but trouble
It all kind of sucked.
War over stupid things, repeat.
stupid niggers can't even count
9/11 was an inside job
Things keep on keeping on
Mr. Bones' Ride Never Ended
jet fuel cannot steel beams
booty booty booty rockin everywhere
Knock knock, it's Europe.
>allowed to use 5 words
>must use 5 words
>these things are different
>your little monkey brain doesn't understand
Conception, Reproduction, Evolution, Conflict, Death
some fucking shit happened lol
...
Put a thing in a thing.
who fucked us over man?
---1------2--------3----4----5---
Ground Control to Major Tom
I am so fucked up.
There is no god/gods.
our evolution spawned existential demise
We fucked up really bad
My God
His God
Boom
the best i can do in 5 words.
live love hate die repeat
Sitting here, broken hearted
Tried...
WellThisCountsAsOneWordRightIMeanTheresNoSpacesSoHereIsAllOfHumanHistory: Jews ruin fucking everything
It was all mostly okay.
We made it to space!
Tom Brady is a fraud
The Aliens in Independence Day II
Religion, War, Science, Ignorance, Repeat
Das not 5
2 is a number not a word tho
That's 8 you dumb coon.
Turns out, we're all dicks
Pussies also fuck assholes, chuck
The biggest epiccest clusterfuck ever
I think I farted again.
Kill jews before too late.
It's all pointless, you motherfucker.
Kill learn kill learn kill
what a waste of time
Juden sind untermenschen, toten sie.
Look at all those cunts
A waste of fucking time.
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Males did all the work
>disobeyed God ruining everything again
Wasted time please try again.
lol who cares tbh fam
Struggle companionship eveolution revolution Thrive
This is the correct answer
Marble
Cake
Also
The
Game
We fucked it all up
Why are we still here?
Jesus died for our sins
just kill the fucking jews
a massive quagmire of shit
How are we still alive
I just wanna an hero
Who gives a fucking shit?
We kill each other often
ruined by the concept "Want"
We did what was right
We fucked up big time
Fuck the niggers gas kikes
Shit happened; good, bad, shit.
I used "shit" twice, do I get an extra word?
Find us and destroy us.
...
we fucked it all up
checked
We came, saw, then conquered
Cancer ruining the good ideas.
Come join the philosophy and porn Sup Forums chat.
God really made a mistake.
>Come join the philosophy and porn Sup Forums chat.
I kind of want to at least lurk some philosophy discussion, but I'm not joining because of the porn.
Played like a dam fiddle
The earth is slowly dying.