You are tasked with summarizing all of human history

You are tasked with summarizing all of human history.
You're only allowed to use 5 words.

Go.

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we really fucked up, okay?

Fuck shit, make money

OK, Then white people came

Darwin was right. Go back.

4 =/= 5

Fuck you, I'm taking this.

There is no fucking history.

It was a good ride

Cum inside of the vagina

If it moves, kill it.

Fuck off lmaos, we're full.

Everything led to dank memes

Human was born. Human died.

You can't stump the Trump

Overpopulation; we need mass genocide.

white people are always better

The cake is a lie

i just fucked my bed.

Came here to post this

OP was a fag

USA, USA, USA, USA, USA

Then the ruling class won.

Real savages to real pussies

Blacks are nothing but trouble

It all kind of sucked.

War over stupid things, repeat.

stupid niggers can't even count

9/11 was an inside job

Things keep on keeping on

Mr. Bones' Ride Never Ended

jet fuel cannot steel beams

booty booty booty rockin everywhere

Knock knock, it's Europe.

>allowed to use 5 words
>must use 5 words
>these things are different
>your little monkey brain doesn't understand

Conception, Reproduction, Evolution, Conflict, Death

some fucking shit happened lol

...

Put a thing in a thing.

who fucked us over man?
---1------2--------3----4----5---

Ground Control to Major Tom

I am so fucked up.

There is no god/gods.

our evolution spawned existential demise

We fucked up really bad

My God
His God
Boom

the best i can do in 5 words.

live love hate die repeat

Sitting here, broken hearted
Tried...

WellThisCountsAsOneWordRightIMeanTheresNoSpacesSoHereIsAllOfHumanHistory: Jews ruin fucking everything

It was all mostly okay.

We made it to space!

Tom Brady is a fraud

The Aliens in Independence Day II

Religion, War, Science, Ignorance, Repeat

Das not 5

2 is a number not a word tho

That's 8 you dumb coon.

Turns out, we're all dicks

Pussies also fuck assholes, chuck

The biggest epiccest clusterfuck ever

I think I farted again.

Kill jews before too late.

It's all pointless, you motherfucker.

Kill learn kill learn kill

what a waste of time

Juden sind untermenschen, toten sie.

Look at all those cunts

A waste of fucking time.

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Males did all the work

>disobeyed God ruining everything again

Wasted time please try again.

lol who cares tbh fam

Struggle companionship eveolution revolution Thrive

This is the correct answer

Marble
Cake
Also
The
Game

We fucked it all up

Why are we still here?

Jesus died for our sins

just kill the fucking jews

a massive quagmire of shit

How are we still alive

I just wanna an hero

Who gives a fucking shit?

We kill each other often

ruined by the concept "Want"

We did what was right

We fucked up big time

Fuck the niggers gas kikes

Shit happened; good, bad, shit.

I used "shit" twice, do I get an extra word?

Find us and destroy us.

...

we fucked it all up

checked

We came, saw, then conquered

Cancer ruining the good ideas.

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God really made a mistake.

>Come join the philosophy and porn Sup Forums chat.
I kind of want to at least lurk some philosophy discussion, but I'm not joining because of the porn.

Played like a dam fiddle

The earth is slowly dying.