You're a professor and this student approaches you asking for extra credit. What do you do?
You're a professor and this student approaches you asking for extra credit. What do you do?
Mason Nelson
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Ian Campbell
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Landon Baker
No
Ryder Murphy
Furiously masturbate on my coffee break because I'm too much of a pussy to let her shit on my chest and use my tongue for toilet paper
Justin Gray
tell her to work harder on her grades.
Nicholas Clark
Right? Doesn't this hipster cunt have bootstraps or something she could pull up?
Nicholas Reyes
convert to islam
Xavier Taylor
>study harder and come back in a year
Zachary Hill
Give her a long gave and ask her how she expects to receive extra credit.
Ethan Garcia
scientifically fuck her in as many positions as possible while documenting it all for the cause of furthering my field of knowledge
I am the professer of poontang
Julian Peterson
Tell her to suck my cock then bang her for a c on each test. She has to do anal for a b and bring another girl for a 3 sum for an a.
Jose Moore
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Jonathan Flores
Well tell us what you did! ?
Ian Gonzalez
I don't know. I would probably just kill her.
Henry Barnes
feed her a bowl of eggs and tuck her into bed
Luis Garcia
>Me:Aything huh?
>Her:Anything
>Me:Alright come over here
She approaches my end of the desk
>Me: I want you to bend over, right over the desk
She bends over, in a strange not-really seductive but trying to be sort of way
I lean over her, not touching her but really close
I whisper in her ear
>Me: Pull up Microsoft Word and redo all your work you fucking slut
Lucas Wright
Determine her scholastic value based on her performance and attitude throughout the semester. Address my course syllabus to determine if any such room exists in the grading rubric for extra credit, assign it as such.
Benjamin Sanchez
kek
Grayson Watson
make her a TA
send her to get me coffee
Nicholas Hughes
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Aiden Martinez
Force her to take a huge shit on my desk, all over my students' essays.
Logan Perry
underrated post
Nolan Hall
hahahaha
Parker Kelly
Would u do this one?
Gabriel Butler
Tell her to read every thing must go: metaphysics naturalized, and write a paper on it.
Jaxon Lee
blast her with piss
Isaac Rodriguez
>Using word not LaTeX
>Thinking she deserves extra credit
Easton Rogers
kek
Jordan Lewis
funniest dubs i've seen in a while
Eli Watson
Every time this is referenced my sides detach and orbit alpha centuri
Jacob Nelson
somebody get he-man on the line