>Be me >Have suicidal thoughts but no intentions >Be walking home from the pub drunk as a skunk >Furious coz I gamble all my money >Leaning over the rail of a bridge >Some dude pulls up on the other side of bridge >Doesn't get out to try and stop me >Da fuq >Waits like 5 mins then drives off >Ok then >gets bored so start walking home >Ambulance rolls up >Qt paramedic in the passenger seat >"hey what's your name?" >user >"user what are you doing out here it's so late?" >Walking home I guess >"Want a lift somewhere" >Ha yeah righto >Not murica but ambulance is expensive >More flashing lights roll up >Oh shit it's the cops >5 pigs come out >Glad I'm not black >They would shot me and thrown me off the bridge >"now what's going on mate?"
Pt 1/7 Will wait for a few bumps
Andrew Harris
bump, please make this worth my time
Daniel Wilson
Ill bump cause bored and dont want to sleep
Josiah Sanders
inb4 everbody walk the dinosaur
Justin Price
Oh it's good
Carson Brooks
>Will wait for a few bumps Either post your story or don't but don't come here seeking encouragement for your mediocrity
You should've killed yourself desu
Benjamin Phillips
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Wyatt Sullivan
Not much man just walking home "Bullshit we got reports of you trying to climb the bridge Nah mate I was just throwing up "Your smashed" Ok yeah I was thinking about it Coppers then take me to the hospital Waiting for ages for the doc Get a skull splitting headache Nurse I need an aspirin They give me panadine fort (codeine) Bad reaction in my belly with all the bourbon I've been drinking all night "user doctor will see you now" Daze and confused on why I'm there "do you know why your here" I don't know, who the fuck are you?! "user please came down, you're here because you were trying to jump of a bridge" Ha whatever cunt, just let me go home "Sorry user we can't let you go" Then she leaves and I try and get some sleep 2 hours later Psychologist comes it to assess me I'm more out of it then before How often do you think about suicide? I just tell here the truth, thinking I will get some actual help how to deal with my problems and what not Ok we will organise you a bed
Robert Turner
it must of been about 7 hours gone by just in and out of sleep and occasionally went outside for a smoke. I was on a uncomfortable chair with deranged woman screaming "fuck you fuck you!" To everyone and calling them cunts. But despite that she was really attractive and was wearing camo print fedora
user your bed is ready Me thinking inside Yes! uninterrupted sleep finally! By now all the alcohol was out my system Then I thought I don't really need a bed Ah well I'll go have a proper sleep and be fresh to go home in the morning Walk up to the desk 2 very large strange looking dudes standing there "now user we will be transferring you to the otherside of the hospital because we have no beds free at the moment Stormy weather pouring down with rain outside Perfect setting for a horror movie Jump in the van so we don't get wet ok walked out and the hospital guards followed closely behind Go to get in the front seat and big guy Saids "you have to get in the back seat" Me thinking "wtf why are these guys coming?" Pull up to the "otherside" and it was just a very flat wide house still on hospital grounds thou 1 of the guards uses a swipe key 18 days ago
Jacob Scott
I didn't bother going for one last cigarette coz it was like 12am Door beeps and we go in to the first room on the left There was just 5 chairs in this room Alrighty then Guards walking into another room as I just sat down on the chair playing on my phone A large nurse walks out with a very heavy Zimbabwean accent followed by the guards I say "yo what's the wifi password" "No! Strictly No mobile phones allowed" "Ok what is this concentration camp?" I jokingly say "No No! you are mess up if you think this is funny" Pats me down and takes everything out of my pockets "phone, wallet and cigarette is forbidden here" where the fuck am I then it all came clear to me I'm in Arkham Asylum We then go into this large room with tables and chairs to fill out all this paper work All these patients sitting around drawing on colouring books I see strangely attractive fedora psycho bitch walk in after me (This means I'm more of a threat than this fedora horror hotty) 40 mins later papers all fill and he takes me to my room Well at least I can sleep walk into room and there is 3 other people sleeping Oh fuck this just got real "Wait I can't stay here these people will bash and rape me!" Nurse just looks at me and said "haha funny man"
Jaxson Nelson
Trying to sleep and people are screaming and slamming doors outside meanwhile in our room one guy is speaking full conversations in his sleep and another keeps tell him to stfu No phone or watch to tell what the time is so I go off when the sun will rise A least 3-4 hours pass and the window is getting light I eventually start to sleep and get woken up to the spashing of one of my roomies shitting with the door open Flushes then leaves the door open for me to bask in smell My bed is directly in front of the bathroom btw Close my eyes once more to get woken by an asian nurse yelling "breakfast! You stop sleep and eat now" I'm not hungry "No everyone gotta be out for breakfast" I sit at the table without getting food coz I'm not hungry or want to converse with anyone Retards keep trying to talk to me and I just moan and flap my arms so they think I can't talk Nurses see me This I gunna fuck my chances up of getting out early Afternoon comes Doctor is here to see you Tell doc that I wasn't thinking straight and I made most of my story up just don't leave here with these spastics Sorry user we will have to keep you here for a couple more days for observation Gay Nightfall comes No activities to burn energy so awake for most on the night It's like this for the next couple of nights 3rd night in and I finally relax and accept >that I will be for a bit longer Close my eyes Feel wind on my face Oh shit
Julian Cooper
It's the fedora girl breathing heavily Thought she was going in for the pash Whispers softly "do you have any smokes?" Yeah but they took them off me "WELL YOUR NO FUCKING HELP!" Nurses bust in the room and yell "what are you doing in here?!" She saids I asked her to come in Fuck off no I didn't she's mental Nurses take her out Nothing left to do but sleep Morning comes and the doc see me "Ok user we have assessed you and you don't belong here" Oh you fucking think?! "Yes and we have decide to transfer you to the timid side of the institution" There's a crazy mental side and a timid side I guess "But we will have to keep you here until we can get a psychiatrist to deem you safe to be released" Whatever Moved to the other side thinking there would be normal people Still all retarded cunts Their all new people I miss my old retard friends Night time already Big fat dude walking around our room naked Walks out the room with people out there yelling "I need a razor" Orderlies take him back to the room and >tie him down lol wut Cunt screaming all night Oh this is just like home Morning comes siting after breakfast waiting for the psychiatrist to come This new side of the institution has activities Music room Just an Xbox connected to youtube
Kevin Martin
Sweet Decided to watch some YouTube Filthy frank Some of the patients sit down and watch with You tube is auto play Psychiatrist walks in "I will see you now user" I tell him everything that happened that faithful night and he deems me safe for release with some follow up interviews Pack my things Bout to leave Walk past the music room There's like 7 cunts convulsing and shaking on the floor Vomit and shit everywhere Mfw when nurses have to clean all this up So how did last weekend go for you?
Angel Martinez
if they know you're hammered, why would they give you codeine? that's mad irresponsible, b.
Henry Smith
I've seen this before
Joshua Collins
It's my story but I didn't get many replies last time
Ryan Rodriguez
Because it is fake...and gay.
Camden Evans
Antiquated hammer, does not have Nail Starter slot.
Robert Butler
sorry I didn't greentext, it's because I'm a fag. OP
James Bell
I spent 10 days on a 96 hr hold once.
I was could have been released earlier if the Shrink said so - which she did once she saw me on my 9th day. She also apologized to me for my time there.
Fuckers know how to bleed your insurance.
Jacob Scott
Must be, cause there's no mention of neuroleptic drugs. They force you to take that shit at every psych unit and mental hospital in the world. Even in the most libertarian of places like New Hampshire in the U.S. where they actually need a court order for it, they still wont ever let you leave until you do.
Brandon Nguyen
>filthy frank fuck off you deserved to be in there if this story is even remotely true
