Host tournament

>host tournament
>meme defense
>meme his way up to semis
>face germany in the semis

Remind you anything ?
I'm scared lads

Already surrendering?

should be

losing against germany in the semis aint so bad, we will have done more than the vast majority of europe so I'm happy about it, I can always bring up the results whenever an englishman talks to me about football

>implying you will get past Iceland

Only a French could think that the unpatriotic French National Muslim/Nigger Team could win against the pride Aryan Vikings from Iceland.

Could you wait more than 10 replies to go pol please ?

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It's not like we have a good team. We're Brazil tier.

>face germany in the semis
>we have already beaten iceland

Why do underachievers such as France and England always have this obnoxious mentality

Why do french tanks have rearview mirrors?
To see whats going on at the battlefront.

käk

We'll get the job done. Why pretend otherwise?

Of 1871?

It wasn't technically Germany in 1870...

I'd rather see Iceland advance but even if they don't I hope they at least make sure a bunch of French players end up injured or with yellow cards

Oh come on, we literally became a country because of this war and during this war

Refball.

>meme defense
like Maginot Line.

>it will be another germany rekts the host in the semis episode

>France already waving the white flag
Really makes you think

Its already over for France since a Wales-Iceland final is guaranteed. The whole of European soccer will become a meme and not just the premier league.

I haven't studied what happened on the german side during he war. I only know you became the german empire in 1871 yeah.

white flag became the surrender flag since a lot of countries like yours used it to surrender to the big french

The German Bund became the North German Bund in 1866 following a war between its two biggest members - Prussia and Austria. This excluded some southern states like Austria obv, Bavaria, Württemberg, Baden and a few really small ones like Luxemburg and Liechtenstein.
However, France declared war against Prussia in 1870 and most of the Southern states supported them. A tournament in France followed, we won and the states fighting in this war unified in Versailles in January 1871 to form the German Empire.
However, the war still went on for a few more months.

To say it very shortly

>he believes it
oh mah

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is there a major sport where white americans are relevant? well no

topkek

>it's 2016, american weapons are playmobil pics
well done tyrese

We've got the literally best interceptor (Kanté) in the world, nothing to be afraid of.

It's funny cause their star player (Griezmann) is white, did anyone expect that? BBC Pogba failing hard meanwhile.

>mfw I actually saw one of those yesterday in a shop
>mfw the French player was white

memes

shhhhh don't say it too loud otherwise they will say the only white frenchs are faggots lookalike

Our star player isn't Griezshit, it's Payet.
We've got Payet.
He's better than Zidane and he will get the Ballon d'Or after winning the tournament.

Sober up, Jacques.

ha!

Do Americans prefer Playmobil over Lego because of their fat sausage fingers?

I would be more worried about ISIS than a 7:1 desu lads

>Khedira is out
>Hummels is suspended
>Gomez might be out too

I'm gonna drown in alcohol tonight after Payet score a triple

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE FRENCHIES JUST ASSUMING THEY'RE ALREADY IN THE SEMIS YOU STILL HAVE TO BEAT ISLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>potato nigger's belief
Who cares?

cmon now everybody now Island is fuckin trash

memes won't save you this time

How are France underachievers?

YOU HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SAVED BY THE BIGGEST MEME OF ALL PAYET THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT YOU FUCKING ARROGANT BITCHES FUCK OFF

Nice.

because

WE'VE GOT PAYET
DIMITRI PAYET
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HE'S OUR SUPERMAN
HE'S BETTER THAN ZIDANE
WE'VE GOT DIMITRI PAYET

BEST PLAYER

>being this mad because we are the best team remaining

ayy lmao

Shut up, you aren't even in the fucking tournament.

>Norway
>calling anyone arrogant

stronk irony

trust me it hurts

40 million and more populations
World Cup and Euro trophies

Germany 7
Italy 5
Spain 4
France 3
England 1
Soviet Union 1

7:1
:
1

This is a tricky one to predict.

On the one hand - the France crushing defeat to Germany law is in effect, which is at its most powerful in semi finals.

But that was goodguyfrance, who knows if this applies to the gang of rented africans who now constitute the French team.

And France, in both iterations, have a history of success in Euros in their own neck of the woods.

I think the "semi-final" rule will still trigger, thus a really depressing and/or unjust defeat for France.

Germany lifted the curse against Italy, we can lift ours againt them

Cursed cannot be lifted. They can only take a back seat to a curse of superior strength. In this case the Italian penalty curse.

If you can think of a German curse or law which may trump the Franch "semi vs germany curse" then there may be reason for optimism.

Nice repeating digits.

You forget that during that same world cup where Germany won 7-1 against Brazil, they only won against France 1-0 after a very tense game.

Plus we won the last friendly game against them, but no one remember because that was the evening when some angry muslims shot everyone in Paris.

That France match was Low trying out some hipster tactics.

Didn't even Sane play that match? Don't remember.
Yeah, but we'll crush france and 7-1 portugay in the final

Your nigger team will lose against iceland no doubt.

>comparing a friendly with a tournament game
England tier logic

the italian penalty curse isnt stronger.

but it was the italian penalty curse of always losing working together with the german penalty blessing of always winning that defeated the ger get fucked by ita curse

>Cristiano Ronaldo
You want to know why i think that "best player of the tournament" is a meme?

>a very tense game
Yeah, because we were happy with a 1-0 victory and keeping control. If we had gone for a humiliating defeat like we did against Brazil it would have ended 3-0 or 4-0.

This joke would have been better if Germany went through Belgium on the way to the semis.

>12 white players out of 23 are white

we planned terrorists attacks in the stadium if it starts to happen, we will replay the match until we win.

that would be very german.

The world needs Germany to remove teams who memed their way through. Hate us for it if you need to.

What does the x/y mean?

yeah sure, the stats back you claim up, oh wait they don't.

you actually reminded me of euro 96

mind blown

>Englel loses on penalties

wew lad

We lost 3:1 to slovakia in a friendly 2 months ago

Let that sink in

>Why do french tanks have rearview mirrors?
>To see whats going on at the battlefront.
Last time we had a war, you had to repaint our tanks in German colours because your panzers were dog shit.

Anyway, we don't really have the reason to fear the German team out of proportions. They're a fine team, not some unreachable mountain. The attitude coming from French people here is pretty abysmal.

Yes, because you totally didn't get BTFO by tank Blitzkrieg in WWII. Afterwards we just grabbed some free french tanks because why the fuck not?

>Yes, because you totally didn't get BTFO by tank Blitzkrieg in WWII.
We got BTFO by superior tactics. The only thing that made German tanks relevant was their radios, which made them effective as a collective.
But individually those tanks were absolute shit. Put tracks on a rusted Renault car, bolt a 9mm gun to it and you've pretty much got a 1940 German tank.

resling

You don't have an Uzbek Championship coat and you actually have a tatic management. You will be defeated, but ain't no 7-1

*coach

*roach