What's the worst thing you've ever done, Sup Forums?

What's the worst thing you've ever done, Sup Forums?

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Going on Sup Forums

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

That's fucking sick
Think of the children

I once got dubs

I got dubs now.

I pretend to be completely liberal, but I have voted Republican since the 2008 presidential race

I didn't even have the goddamn common decency to give OP a reach-around.

I don't seed my torrents

I headbutted a neo-nazi. He was doing some protest thing, I was on my way home, when I turned at the corner of a building, he was right in my face, screamng, so I got frightened, headbutt him and broke his nose.

Im so fat, when I sit around the house, I sit AROUND the house

Me too

I will vote for Trump even though I publicly criticize him

Live

B&e. Also, related crimes

killed my entire clan to test my abilities

I ran with my car on a guy with a "make america great again". Let's hope doctors will make him walk again.

In my early teens I so ruthlessly teased a girl that on several occasions she broke down in tears, and ultimately left the school. Looked her up this morning on FB and she seems very beautiful.

I have deep regrets about that.

Mom gave me cola flavored vitamins. Daily dose is 3 tablets I ate 5 today.

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marry that bitchhh

I let my dog fuck me.

Don't - your bullying probably helped make her what she is today

>Sup Forums in a nutshell
>muh free

I got lost in a forest, so I did the only reasonable thing. I burnt it down.

DEATH

DEATH IS COMING

I think he did it *because* he thought of the children. I am speechless.

Wow

Post pic we can knock her back down a peg

welcome newfag

I tortured a mouse once before setting it on fire. I still regret it 15 years later

fucking lol`d

Pic related.

Ran over a girl with a bicycle in kindergarden. Now i'm a prison bitch..

Frog. 20 years. Sorry Pepe.

You also hog all the numbers. Off yourself, fatty.

Put my dog's dick in my ass more than once.

Nice trips

Did you also steal that bike?

Came in a freshman's water bottle and made her drink it by daring her to chug it while I chugged my clean water

I said I'm a prison bitch so I'm not a nigger, so I did not steal that bike.

I was born.

i saged this thread

I accidentally roofied a girl, so I just left her on a nearby bench.

>accidentally
so she was fat?

How do you roofie by accident?

Jokes m19

Then someone took her home and made her eat eggs. Good job user.

Giving birth to you.

A couple of sexual assaults
6 attempted murders
1 count of common assault
Nothing bad.

i told lies on the internet

Grow a pair faggot

kek, nice one user

I also voted Leave

Probably when i gave you up, when I let you down, when I ran around...

I haven't done much wrong morally enough so that I have to post it in this thread

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This 11 years of my life wasted here probably a good 5 years in real time spent on here.

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Fucked a guys girlfriend while he was tied in front of us. Don't know how to greetext so fuck of.

> at a party
> some girl start to heat me up, being teasy and all
> know she has a boyfriend, saw them argue and go on the 2nd floor
> turns out he cheated on her, pretended to be aroused
> went upstairs with him and tied him on a chair
> follow her upstairs, the guy is there naked, tied on a chair
> she start to suck me in front of him, his yelled profanities never to be heard because of the blasting music downstairs
> aroused and frightened at the same time
> start fucking her raw while her head sit on his laps
> guy is trying to hit me with spit, she stands and put a cloth on his mouth
> she starts quivering, had a massive orgasm while looking in his eyes
> guy suddenly untie himself and grab his girlfriend
>run away as i hear them struggle and scream
> go home ashamed and aroused

kek

You deserted him you faggot. You knew the rules and you still did it holy fuck.

You hurt me.

I Spread open the vagina of my 1 year old cousin when i was in 10th grade. I had never seen a pussy till then of course and my curiousity grew too much. Around that year I honka honka'ed a 4 year old neighbour in a deserted car in our lane

i brought a self constructed clock with me to "Inventors Day" in school and it got evaded

Liar. We know why you really did it. You're such a softie. ;-)

Once did the whole worst, never did of it again.

Post tits. You know the rules.

Dude your dog is a Fag
You're a Fag

A Fag and Fag Dog

>had a massive orgasm while looking in his eyes
>guy suddenly untie himself and grab his girlfriend

riiiiiiiiiiight

>Thinks I'm a female.

Broke a fellow students nose because he was being an ass towards a female I liked.

>4 years later they are together for over a year now.

>honka honka'ed

> topkek
topkek

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

That's interesting and horrifying in equal measure user

Future ref always start with:
>be me
No space between the > and the character
Add random emotions with a picture/video file extension, e.g.
:
>follow her upstairs, the guy is there naked, tied on a chair
Followed by
>oshit.png

Greentextips

>> topkek
>topkek
topkek

No just a weird life.

Seriously. Did you use your ding-a-ling when you honka honka'ed her woowoo?

I got killed once, I'm never letting it happen again.

>>> topkek
>>topkek
>topkek
poptart

Well, I was hoping...

gg, faggot.

I know but now I am 22 and didnt turn out to be a freak so its all good.

>>>> topkek
>>>topkek
>>topkek
>poptart
Topeka

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>me
>on Omegle
>Pretended to be Eminem
>Made 2, 14 year olds pay for my pizza

When I was about about 12 I used to hate my 6 year old cousin and was insanely jealous of the attention my family gave him. I would try and encourage him to go into the deep end of the pool when nobody was looking and they had entrusted me to play with him and keep him safe. I remember the look of horror on his face, that he was thinking he shouldn't be doing this and that he was going to get told off if anyone saw him, but he wanted to impress me. I'd make him feel like a baby if he didn't wade in deeper. I guess my end goal was that he would drowned.

I just remembered I used to manipulate him into taking his arm bands off too

Playing fallout

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idiot

Interesting user. How olod are you now and how is your relationship with your cousin today?

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You're a sicko. You're the type of person to go postal when nobody likes you

I fingered my dog. She didn't seem to like it.

"helped"- fapped your brainz out?

>What's the worst thing you've ever done, Sup Forums?
Got cucked by the new janitors.

Why you mad though, did you get touched when you see a kid ?
Are you gay?

wend down on a 13 yo girl, she liked it but i still feel like a pedo

What? You talked about nearly killing a kid half your age because he got attention you didn't lmao.
Are you gay?

>feel like a pedo
nigga u ARE a pedo

Nice try FBI man Jones.