Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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I should probably sleep soon or something
Dubs don't lie
Just need to vacuum my room and it's pretty much clean.
>claiming yume
>checked
Oh eternal Overlord would you mind giving me all legs in every thread for my selfpleasure?
claimed
>send guy to brothel
>comes back
>new quirk: Syphilis
Darkest Dungeon is a good game
How about these legs
Claim!
Sounds like someone like me, but has had more years to explore instruments, buy them, etc.
Logic X is Mr Big Boy, the popular mac owned music software. Ableton is some windows 2000 looking thing that has some pretty mad capabilities, but I'll take a good looking interface anyday.
I can't take the Overlords legs that would be heresy my dear Lord
Comfy thread
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Mah love, mah flame
>Hodrick invades
>He uses the stance charge attack
>roll behinh him
>slash slash
>he rolls
>straight off a cliff
>winrar.jpg
Today was a good day
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Ah I see what it's like. Never really been into music though besides just the random assortment of stuff I listen to.
We actually have a few musicians here. I know Kagami and Mugi play the guitar.
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damn this thread is slow
Kurumi is a such a bitch lol
I'm here. First place in a week or so with proper internet. Hot as fuck. I hate equatorial places.
I may finish my deliveries in 2 or so weeks. Looking forward for it
No more damn dirty room.
Mari claimed.
Slut.
>claim
Is this same user that used to come around every now and again with that pic?
>I want to fuck Mari
If so. It's been a while.
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Fuck that mainstream shit.
Is Skeletor a waifu?! But Skeletor is a skeleton and does not have the vagoo! Skeletor does not even have the butt, or the anus!
>I ponder Skeletor as a waifu
>The schwanz is powrefully rammed into Skeletor's nose hole and the hip shake repeatedly
Unf unf unf!
>The Skeletor nose hole is dry for the dry skullfuck
Ooooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaahhh! (in the voice of the bastard child of Darth Vader and Richard Simmons having the powreful ograsm)
>The seamin is majestically released into the Skeletor nose hole
>It shoots out the Skeletor waifu's face eyes and nose hole and runs down the Skeletor waifu's face
>Paranormal investigators believe it is ectoplasm and investigate the phenomenon for years to come
>The Skeletor waifu's orifices are lubed!
Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
Do you wish to have sexual intercourse with her?
Ikaros is good taste. All the angeloids are good taste. Except Chaos. She's fucking creepy. Also, is it weird that I'm drawing parallels between angeloids and synths?
Yes. Im having sex with Mari.
Trips confirm.
Congratulations, schwanz king, you've succeeded again.
Not doing anything else?
Hey Yuiko. Got your folder back?
Where are you right now?
Welcome back to the realm of the dead
Are you doing the thing with the filename entrances too?
So we got Stunning, Perfection and Stellar now lol
Well done, Schwanz.
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Congratulations.
Satan is fucking Mari.
What a time to be alive.
i'm playing dark souls and hanging out here before i go to work
No one can have sex with Mari but me.
It's pic is actually ー disturbing to say the least
>Got your folder back ?
Yeah I did
>Where are you right now?
In a state too close to Venezuela and Ecuador. I wanna die. 42 degrees
>What a time to be alive.
I dunno why but this phrase is so funny
It's not going to be english the main language in Europe. Hurray.
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I do think that the main language in Europe would German or so. But what's the context of yer phrase?
Do you not watch news at all?
Well I'm happy for you user.
Enjoy her.
Thank you.
I normally use this pic to announce that I'll be playing stellaris, but I don't this game as much anymore
So I'll use it that way now~
I think i just fucked up Siegward's quest by not talking to him before i went to see the giant
Wasup Everyone. Back again makin lunch.
Whats good.
Ah, hope you're able to get out soon then.
Hm, where do you work again?
Kekeke, alright. Sounds good.
Not much man, brothers pissing me off as usual
Minene Uryū Claimed
I'm quite much busy to see news all the time. But are ya talking about the Brexit ? Well it will take at least one year to finish all the paperwork of that shit. So it's nothing of immediate
Sup. I'm fine but the place I'm now is shitty
Me too. But I'm gonna get some good money with this work so let's endure it till the end
Good night!
You guys are pretty neat.
Goodnight.
Ninth a cute. And a total nutjob. ... Kinda hot.
You know, I'm going to let you have her, but fyi that may be the only woman I have ever loved. She is waifu incarnate.
Night Taiga.
See you tomorrow hopefully. Sleep well.
Why are you pissed friendly? Do you like my deal with it? i made her glasses wayy bigger
Oh yeah!
Sleep tight friend
Just... Best diary-user.
Ikaros's character progression is what hooks me.
And wierd is subjective.
>tfw I got the Oreimo PSP games to work
>tfw it's almost 3am
Sleep can wait.
Yep. Basically goes form lifeless doll to full-fledged person in twelve episodes flat. She's still hyper-autistic but that's not necessarily bad.
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TRIPS.
o.o holy shit check'ed
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Okay, /waifu/, I've been shy about this all the time, this is a story of me and another user from here. Please don't be rough on me.
>guy on /waifu/ I've been crushing on for months.
>shorter than me. adorable in every way.
>we have sext regularly.
>be together for many weeks.
>trust him unconditionally.
>one day, he comes from America to see me
>he sits down for a talk.
>has a sad look on his face.
>he tells me he was bullied a few weeks back for posting low quality pictues of his waifu
>he went to get a test and found out he was a shitposter
>we've had sex at least 4 times after.
>he just tells me now because he was scared of telling me.
>suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage.
>punch him in the face as hard as I can because I think I'm a better shitposter.
>he falls down.
>still pissed off, can't even see straight.
>keep punching him as hard as I can.
>gets to a point where his face looks like one of those low quality pictures he's been posting
>pixels splashes onto my shirt when i punch.
>keep punching.
>leave, his parents come home after.
>fast forward a few weeks.
>he's in a face bandage, shitposting everywhere.
>he told her parents a robber came in and did this.
>he didn't want me in jail because he felt bad.
>suddenly feel terrible inside.
>go to apologize three weeks later.
>ask his sister where she is.
>his sister has tears in her eyes, says he fell into a coma.
>run to the hospital to say sorry before it's too late.
>get to his room.
>open the door.
>get on the floor.
>everybody walk the dinosaur.
I really need to stop ruining every greentext for myself by automatically reading the last 3 lines first
Where's the effort?
10/10
8/10 would not bang
Ugh, this was all over greentext threads for a while.
Seeing it again angers me.
kek'd
I have a new found respect for your music taste. ASAP ferg gets my buzz
*Im the reason your mommy Od'D* brutal
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Omg wait so Shiro killed the classmates omg omg MIND BLOWN. I havent got that far yet :C
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Hi.
That album is pretty meh compared to Trap Lord. Glad to see you like him though.
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Also, I think Kanye is a genius, so you probably want to throw your respect of my music taste out the window, kek.
Assuming you're watching the anime, it's revealed at about episode 5. I'm not sure when in the manga.
Please, do not be angered by my jokes.
I look foward to bring happines towards my acquaintance.
Definetly not trying to make anyone mad.
Hello, how are you doing?
Claimwed i suppose
Alright, better than earlier. You?
Tenryuu claimed
Tenryuu's work:
>be me
>working on my project
>suddenly i get some datas about russian warheads in kyrillian moonrunes
>mfw
Why tho? The only thing i could understand were the numbers with the units behind them
Good, I'm ok, a little tired, probably gonna take a nap later.
I hope you enjoy your nap when you take it.
Best type moon claimed.
Sell them to the best koreans
Thanks, my name's George btw.
Yeah dude. Im watching the anime a little bit here and there. Im not hating on manga cuz i think its great. Im jsut way too fuckin ADD to sit down and look at a book. Call me dumb but its the truth i get like 2 pages in a bird lands on a branch outside my window and im staring at it.
kanye is not a genius we've had this talk before. As a producer his beats alright. ALl of his rymes were written by Rymefest. So when people call him a genius i don't get it. You didnt write the stuff. Your a dancing monkey. and your broke nigga
wheres the superior autism.
I hope so, hope you enjoy your day too.
You like Kendrick Lamar, right?
Thanks. Up to anything right now?
My waifu
Yeah i don't think hes a genius tho.
Plus kanye is 53 million in debt. how nigga
Not currently no, probably gonna play some insurgency later though.