No secrets thread? Let's fix that

No secrets thread? Let's fix that.

Post your darkest secrets, or your favorite ones. Get it off your chest, or brag about it.

My favorite: I coerced a coworkers wife in to taking pictures for me. I posted them online, and now there are pictures she took for other guys all over the net. I especially enjoy it when someone who knows her sees them.
I'm looking right at you user, the guy who recently posted saying he might have slept with her.

inb4: Mom's car fingered me in back of friend.

My cousin and I often send each other sexy pictures and talk about how badly we want to sleep with each other.

Adolf knew nothing of the Holocaust

Kek

why no do it?

We're seperated by several states. Its going to happen the next time i visit.

delivr when time has come

pics or gtfo

I shot cum out of a syringe on a black milf at the zoo once, she was bent over looking at her kids stroller and it went across her ass up to her shoulder

I don't know why but I love watching those videos of girls who get creamed on out in public without their knowledge.

me too, that was the first time I did, it was really fun. I wanted to get a picture of her but I think she realized and went to go clean off because when I doubled back to find her she was gone

if you show boobs

I love gay porn, but i hate doing it.

666PICKUPSTICKS

I don't like touching vaginas.

I fucked my wife's best friend. It was the best sex of my life. I'd do it again too.

shit, if thats her I'd do it too. I know it's a shithole thing to do, but sometimes that taboo nature makes it even hotter.

I almost killed someone. Bye.

Yeah that's my wife's best friend. Knowing we could get caught made the whole act kinkier. God we both came so much and so hard.

I got pics if anyone is interested

very very interested

I caught my friend having sex with his mom. Does that count?

Been dating the same girl for a little over 5 years. She was 7/10 - 8/10 when we got together. She got preggo after a month together. It fucked a couple of her so called friends about 3 or 4 months into it and have cheated on her with them and several other chicks a whole handful of times over the 5 years. I just fucked one I've been fucking off and on the whole time again a couple weeks ago. As for my gf she has no clue and relatively small chance she ever will. She's also gone from 8/10 down to 5/10 these days so no real incentive to stop banging other girls at this point. Probably headed for breakup I'm sure and probably sooner rather than later.

did you use this info to blackmail the mom into sleeping with you?

Interested !

Having an affair with an engaged girl.

>Cheated on all my significant others (married and girlfriends) except my first wife who fucked around on me.

My first wife taught me about loyalty. Women have none.

So you failed at that too

Hmm never thought of that. She's a 7ish. She's like 36 I think. What do?

he more likely fucked his friend

And this is why men cheat.

Very interested. Is she married or single?

Fuck my gf's mother greatest blowjob ever

I have fucked my cousin many times

I installed multiple hidden cameras in all my ex gfs rooms for the last 3 years. They are all still active and no one seems to have caught on.

How? You're not op.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'll see your ass on Maury

Fucked best friends fiancé like 4 years ago and last night someone mentioned something to him about it
He asked both of us and we both denied it (the guy who said something is known for starting random bullshit with people)

Storytime?

I feel like both of us are terrible liars and that he probably suspects something, but he seemed to believe us.

At the age of 10 I raped my bestfriends two little brothers and him, now still my bestfriend I have a crush on his sister but she was raped by her uncle. I'm Pretty much the only person she trusts in real life, she has a girlfriend over the internet or a best friend, their complicated.
Idk user I'm 16 Dubs and I'll kill myself

Girl or guy? Tits or GTFO?

I want to do this
Any advice how to make that happen?

Meh, not likely. Haven't knocked up any other girls and there's been zero drama from any of it because the chicks I mess around with keep their mouths shut. Cheating and actually not getting caught isn't that difficult, just gotta pick and choose who you bang and be smart about it. Also do it not in the same town you live in. Haven't had a problem yet.

burmp

I raw dogged an ex-gf because it was the last time I was going to fuck her before I sent her to her mom in California.

I purposely dumped my load deep inside her wanting to impregnate her for giggles.

She showed back up 2 months later.

Locked her out of my apartment because I was done with her.

Baby didn't take.

She's hot as fuck mate, good job.

Happened only once so I don't have any advices. I've noticed the looks she gaves me and one night after a lot of booze I kissed her and the party was on

Here's my wife. What do you think?

That at the Guiness factory? They're both cute, should try and get a threesome going if poss.

I think my wife would be pissed if she found out. She'd leave.

If your wife finds out, your piece on the side would be pissed too and blame you (even though she agree'd to it as well - women in it). Play careful user.

i ordered a fleshlight and a dildo from bad dragon

she's getting fat...

I fuck our house helper when I was 15 she was 18. She even jack me off every night while my younger brother was sleeping on the bunk bed. She was only 5/10 nice tits, fingered her as well.

Sure give me a minute on a phone

Pretty, but the other girl is definitely hotter.

Currently cheating on my gf of 5 years with three different women.

It started with one and as the months pass i seduce more womenat work(massage therapist) wondering when it'll all implode

>Meet girl on reddit gonewild
>she is hot. Super hot. 25 years old 5'5
>together with her boyfriend since highschool
>now engaged
>Start chatting. Lie about my age and a few other things
>Eventually we start texting
>I find out her name and her fiances name, see pictures of her on facebook
>she is a medical student
>Tell her I know who she is
>She obviously freaks out but I tell her I don't plan to ruin her
>Tell her I am 21
>We find each other attractive (skype regularly now)
>Her fiance works in my city
>She wants to meet
>have lunch
>end up at her fiances place while he is at work
>fuck
>now we fuck regularly when she visits him and send pics/skype sex daily
>her fiances contract expires in 1.5 years
>she visits him every other month for 2 weeks at a time
>plan to fuck all the time
>plan to fuck her on her wedding day

I go on international cruises 4 times a year to fuck underage girls in international waters where there is no law.

i am the only racist at my work place nobody shares my views i tried to bound with my colleges hoping they would feel the same way but they don't

spy cam my wife. send pictures to a friend of mine who wants to fuck her.

show us these pictures

Which cruise line and which destinations?

Post pics. I'd probably do this if one of my friends seemed interested.

I remember this thread

I'd prefer not to.

Can we invent a secret and tell it as if it was a real one and trying to fool everybody here ?

That's the point I guess

Sorry to break it for you, but on international waters the jurisdiction of the flag country is applied. The only way to do this would be if you had your own boat.

I might be trans. I love cross dressing; I started wearing my ex gf clothes and underwear one time and now I wonder how my life would've been if I would've grown up a girl instead.

to thine own self be true...

And if it's unregistered.

I'm having an affair with a married woman. We have ridiculously amazing sex and are insanely compatible. She has a child or we'd both leave our respective spouses. As it stands we'll continue to sneak off together occasionally.

>taking notes

Is she asian? kek