my gf doesnt suck dick
i mean she does it but she doesnt enjoy it and can only do it for 2-3 minutes at a time
apparently she also feels like puking and gets nauseous from brushing her teeth and having a toothbrush in her mouth and shit like that, so it's not just a sexual thing
she does it for my sake but it shows its a huge discomfort, what can i do to make it better/help her?? i eat her out and stuff and she just feels guilty she cant return the favor.
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Knew a girl like that once.
Desensitization might work, but I doubt she's interested in it.
Teach her how to give good handjobs
wash your dick you fucking dirtbag
This
He said its not from the dick you fag
Have you tried hitting her?
Stick it in her pooper
I have this same problem except my dick is too thick
>calls him a fag
>defends dirty dick op
You sure u aren't the fag?
you need a new GirlFriend.... Or just friendzone the shit outta her untill she learned to suckaduck ... In the mean time go fuck her mother and turn her into a cuck
try flavouring your dick with chocolate or something
just smear chocolate all over your dick like in scat porn
At least you have a gf. In so lonely I've developed a habit of ripping my toenails off.
prime example of shitty advice, well done user you little spitfuck :^)
I have the same problem OP, I just deal with it by fucking her whenever I'm horny rather than going for a blowjob, works pretty well...
Kek fag
Lol, my gf sucks dick literally every time we fuck. It's just foreplay.
Obviously women don't enjoy sucking dick when they think "now I'm sucking his dick for him". If it's just one action in a whole barrage of sexual activity, then it's hot and like a spur of the moment thing (even when it's every damn time!).
Eat pussy for a few mins, but don't make an event of it. Let her suck your dick for a few mins, do what you have to do to get going, then stop her before it becomes a whole event. Once you're both fired up, do the thing that actually matters - get to fucking.
Blowjobs get a bad rep with certain women because they think it means they suck til you nut, clean up, and it's over. But if it's just part of the whole sex experience, they find it really hot. Bitches love dick man, just don't make it all about yourself and you'll be better off.
Silly boy, that is not a girlfriend
rkt kek
Does she make you eat her out? Tell her you won't munch the vagina if she doesn't polish the knob.
OP here
i wash my dick, you asshole
also, she says she feels bad because she would suck it all day but she just cant and gets nauseous. i came in her mouth once after i pulled out of her pussy and she said it actually tastes pretty good and that it was warm and nice
its the actual dick that must be choking her or some shit
the upside to this is she has an amazing ass, feels like she's had silicone implants it's so soft and firm and shapely, so at least i got a consolation prize
This is shit women say when your are beta enough to believe it and they can get away with being a lazy cunt.
My gf has a very active gag reflex, but because she sees it as part of sex, she worked on it, and now can suck dick just fine.
TL;DR Your bitch is lazy and probably sucks loads of dick while you are at work.
OP already said she feels guilty for not being able to suck his dick, following your advice would only make shit worse you fucking retard
OP send us her picture so we can overview the situation better, nudes would be best
Eat her out so good that she has to return the favor
Lol so she dowesnt liek 2 succ of dik? (muh dik bcuz nigger) WELL YOU"VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE OLD CHAP
YOU coui;ld become hgay and get a fag 2 succ yur dik but then ur gay and beign ghay is 4 fgtas ALTERNATIVELY, you could stick meth on ur duick and then she'll get addicted ti dick ADDICKTED? LOL GET IT? HEHEHEHHEH!
69 OP, make her feel good, with the good stimulant that you give her while in 69 she will lose the puking feel step by step.
Break up with the cunt. But before you do, initiate head one more time. Let her do her own thing for a couple minutes, then take her hair in your hand and throat punch her with your dick till she pukes
Communicate man. Tell her you wanna get that.
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>gf won't suck dick
Deal breaker me
Tell her to lick it like an ice cream cone
Ya. That'll work out great.
She probably was molested as a child to be so disgusted by it and to have such a bad gag reflex. That sucks for you man.
Im lonely too and never experienced anything with a girl and im 29 but jesus christ. Do something else to curb your lonelyness like video games or have a 2D waifu other than physically hurt yourself
You sound like a butthurt woman. I think you may want to work on that
guilt her into anal
>Autism: The Post.
This
>gf waked me up by sucking my dick
>feels fucking great
>shes a pro
>curling my toes, bout to unload enough cum to fill a kiddy-pool
>she stops
>" how is it my turn yet? "
> " baby im about to nut already "
>" but what about meeeeee? "
>now it feels like im making her blow me
>now its an ordeal
>get up go jerk it in the sink because made at her
>have argument the whole rest of the day
Why the fuck do women do this shit? is she fucking with me on purpose?
she already loves to get fucked in the ass. actually she's so proud of how awesome her tight and firm her ass is, she says it was made to be fucked and turns herself on when she touches it
user comes off as a asshole but his advice is sound