HALT!!!! There are reports of jews in this area. Show us your singles to prove you're not a filthy kike

HALT!!!! There are reports of jews in this area. Show us your singles to prove you're not a filthy kike.

>Check it

Ok

LOL Pls lemme just check my pockets

Main Führer

S-sure thing officer

I swvear officer, I'm not jew

In Ordnung, mein guter Mann

Good goy, I almost got caught there goy

sieg hiel

Sure thing overshaufuhrer

alright

no jews here, officer *ribbety rubb*

Only singles here, Herr Nazi!

Singles here Patriot

I'm kike irl

there's literally nothing wrong with being jewish

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Just thinking about filthy kikes makes me sick

I don't think jews are the problem here, officer

no

No jew here.

Check it

Anyone wanna discuss bagels?

No jews here just vampires

Yes sir

No Jew in sight

JEW!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Im not a jew i swear

Singles for you

The Germans aren't very good at identifying She-brews, it seems.

im not dub untermensch there s my single

see here schweinhund

GET THAT FUCKING KIKE

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Look, a jew!

I swear, I'm not a-

Wait, I have to go invest in the markets right now, as they are lowering. Must also balance my checkbook, twice. I'll be back.

Plz friend

in the cattle car you go!

What seems to be the officer, problem?

Oy vey sir I'm no jew

No Jews here

Fuck yeah! I love bagels!

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Get on the train!

No Jews here!

Doubles? No, never seen them. And please, put that lighter away.

No Jews hiding here sir.

Jews on Sup Forums? Can't be true

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I'm cut, but I'm not a Jew, sir.

i stabbed one

Fuck the police....

Ez dude

kek

>blonde hair
>white
ya killed an aryan you goddamn retard

At least I'm not a nigger

OY VEY

>Jews everywhere

I dont have a big nose

VOLGEN SIE MIR! SIE KOMMEN IN DEN SONDERZUG NACH AUSCHWITZ!

here you go sir and hail hitler.

Filthy kike

officer I am no Jew

IT'S ANNE FRANK

oh nooo, how could that happen
ALL HAIL THE FÜHRER

I FOUND THE RABBI! THROW HIM IN THE OVEN!

SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST

I'm very important, I'm one of schindlers jews

All good, here are my singles. just wanna jump into your country to go sight seeing.

Witness my singles

HAIL HEIL HEIL

you dont even go to a camp. you get shot on sight.

Nice try you filthy kike, but your disguise won't work

YOU ARE A JEW AS WELL

trying to blend in? GET ON THE TRAIN.

Behold. ^

Nothing here mein kommerade

SIEG HEIL ZUM deutschen Gruß, DAS ist der FÜHRER

Singles here gestapo

glad I'm not that guy

make way for mister hitler, 666 is his special number

SON OF A BITCH. OFFICER, THIS IS ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING, I SWEAR.

Maybe he was just half aryan?

kek SSS

Mein führer

all kneel for the imperator

Another fucking rabbi

Get out of here you fucking jew, before I throw you in the oven

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Kek sss

Jews make me sick

german reportiert ein

If I could only find the person who started the rumor my grandfather was a kike.

shit i didn't even knew i was a jew

with pleasure

Not even scared

O-only singles here, s-sir

I like jews extra crispy.

innocent