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Rich Pianos entrance song against meme muscle. Rich Piano via 1.rd ko.
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piano wrestling sum dude
this janitor needs to get heemed
heem will be in /asp/ before 200 if you thread wars goofs keep it up
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why are all the memes coming to life lads?
are we living in an alternate universe?
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2016 is the year of memes taking form and memes being ended
what the fuck do you hunt with an anti-aircraft rifle
>Piano winning
Rich will gas during the walk in, with that said I got Prophet winning by Tko Rd 1.
Meme magic is too powerful.
DC is going to sub Jon via succ, that's a fact. 6 months ago if you had said that, I wouldn't have believed you.
>anti-aircraft rifle
lmao aussies
thread wars are better than shit memes like this
/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
>/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
Hope DC wins by KO so this meme can finally die
omg guys someone made an extra thread holy shit my life is over this is so stressful how will I know what thread to post in oh lord jesus save me this is too much I think I'm feeling a bit light headed I'd better make a potato
Is that you Jon?
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>dc wins by eyepoke KO
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how long people like this natty meme live?
>we are built like world war tanks
wasn't that exactly the problem in his last fight?
>there are people ITT that actually want DC to win
So what do you guys think about RDA vs Alvarez? Has the recent upsets and unexpected things happening changed your mind on who you would think would win? or not really
>jones is unironically his boy
kysmm
Eddie is gonna get fucked up
I think that given Alvarez's past fights in the UFC, Dos Anjos will easily win this one as long as he comes into the fight with a reasonable mentality
The upsets were unexpected, but don't expect them to become the norm
Eddie sucks.
>his boy is a fatfuck who went to the olympics only to miss weight.
Youre probably cheering for Hunto, too.
Eddie by controversial split decision.
RDA is an annoying humourless Brazilian and I hope he gets heem'd
"I get my vitamin C from potatoes"
>Norton sucking Jones' dick like he's Cormier
literally who vs literally WHO?
>Youre probably cheering for Hunto, too.
Look at my flag you fucker.
What's the freshest meme on the streets?
And? Hunt is from New Zealand, stupid.
What did Alvarez do to get a tittle shot?
He got dominated for 2 rounds vs cowboy, he beat Melendez with a boring and controversial decision and leghumped Pettis for 3 rounds?
I guess Dana really wants Mcgregor vs Dos Anjos
Lads i think piano gets heemed
>I'm a white boy and I'm jacked, deal with it
is that a penis on his chest
>invent a sport
>get beaten on the biggest stage by fucking iceland
>implying I'm English
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hello ahmed
No.
Who else would you say deserves one? Ferguson had a fight scheduled, Khabib is unavailable and Alvarez did beat the former champ, dull as it was
gertrude merez where u at
>Khabib is unavailable
Be careful.
If you are actually listening to these nobodies, who are talking about mma from perspective of casual fan, you should seriously consider killing yourself..
DC succ meme makes me top kek every time
>“I’ve always been an emotional fighter and that emotion fueled a lot of my early performances,” Poirier says as he places his coffee back on the table top. “I would get angry because I’m about to step in there and go toe-to-toe with someone who is trying to hurt me just like I intend to hurt them, and that energy shifts gears into that kill or be killed mindset.
>“I always saw it as a plus but the Conor [McGregor] fight was the turning point. I remember I was backstage getting ready to walk out and I saw him and he threw this smile and pointed at me. I don’t know why but it really got to me, man. It really messed with my head. I mean I’m about to go out and fight this dude and he’s back there smiling at me? After that fight I knew I had to find a different way to use my emotion.”
Did we really meme Piana into an MMA fight?
>Jon Jones. Get your dick ready, I'm succin'
I wish they would let me in the room next door so I can spit on your cock Jon
>So I look up, and who is standing over me? Jon Jones. Before I can even react, he's on my chest with his dick my mouth. I'm succin' like my life depends on it, all while Dave Sholler jerks off to my left.
It's only 20 grand to book Rich Piana for a fight.
We would easily make our money back from ad revenue on YouTube or wherever we stream this.
Who is down to chip in to book rich for Heem 1?
can he even move his arms? it seems like the synthol is about to burst out.
>mfw he gets choked so hard all the synthol goes to one end of his body like a go-gurt tube.
92% of takedowns defended
>Brazil.
Not even once.
he would die
>I'm a blacc boi and succing, deal with it
100% of takedowns defended
hold up, let me find my piggy bank
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>“I’ve always been an emotional lover and that emotion fueled a lot of my early performances,” Cormier says as he places his coffee back on the table top. “I would get angry because I’m about to step in there and go dick-to-dick with someone who is trying to cum on me just like I intend to cum on them, and that energy shifts gears into that succ or be succed mindset.
>“I always saw it as a plus but the Jon [Jones] succ was the turning point. I remember I was backstage getting ready to succ and I saw him and he threw this smile and pointed at me. I don’t know why but it really got to me, man. It really messed with my head. I mean I’m about to go out and succ this dude and he’s back there smiling at me? After that fuck I knew I had to find a different way to use my emotion.”
>/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
literally fuck you my man
Mandramafag here. /asp/ ruined /wwe/.
It's a tripfag jerkfest
I gotta say, all of the recent upset KO's have turned my world upside down. Seems like nobody's safe anymore. Wouldn't even count out Alvarez win by KO at this point, the way shit has been going lately (also the way Brazilians have been going lately).
that was a big factor but I think the page 8 rule killed it harder than anything
people just don't like staying in old threads, and I know if /heem/ was exiled the same thing will happen
Khabib is the champ, who gives a fuck about those two bums
Alvarez actually does hit hard when he goes for it
Wwe ruined /asp/ mate. Just take a look. Most of the threads there are absolute trash, some repeated shit, some fag posting his opinion as a thread because he didn't get enough replies when he posted it in another, some shit meme or another. It was better as one general, now people just post shit all willy nilly and flood the alternative sport board with a pseudo-sport with little reason. Barely even many replies to a lot of threads.
Should have just gone to Sup Forums
that show's been pretty bad so far, hope it improves
I liked the Dana episode and the one with The Rock had to have been fun though I haven't listened yet
What's so bad?
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>What's so bad?
12 year old kiddie doesn't hear enough boasting from the fighter and not enough retarded, uneducated ramblings from the comedian
I just feel they have awkward chemistry together. I used to like Norton on O&A and Serra seems alright too so I hope it gets better
>Conor will never be this GOAT again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET COCKY AND GO UP IN WEIGHT YOU COULD HAVE KO'D ANYONE AT 145 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guys I'm not even fucking joking I read the end of the 200 poem to my wife and she actually got mad "because it's mean to DC"
Is there a similar macroimage after Goober got Diazed
there are """""""people""""""" that think frankie would win against him
DC is a good person and doesn't deserve the hate he gets
Wow I think it's time to teach her a lesson if you're picking up what I'm putting down
you hunt mark hunt
Because it is. He got knocked out in an amateur bout. So did Cody Garbrandt.
I guess that is actually true. Perhaps your meme voodoo has had an effect on my brain. I still think it's funny though
if the lesson is that I've had a chub since I woke up this morning then yes I think you might be onto something bud
Get help, weirdo
he was literally shooting prairie dogs
If you could suck any fighter's dick, whose would it be? I'll start:
Conor
Schaub
megan anderson and karolina kowalkiewicz
alright I know most of you are actually black so I figure this is a good place to start
in regards to just understanding different cultures, I'd like to clarify something. the reason that black guys, specifically rappers, will purposely do faggy shit like get a stupid tattoo, or wear something that looks retarded, is because they are implying that they will invite criticism because of how tough they are, right?
it's sort of like "I invite people to fuck with me so I can fuck people up", right?
or am I wrong
I need Tyreese, where is he