You are about to be hanged

You are about to be hanged.

What are your last words?

Muqtada al-Sadr

literally what?

dubs get

yes just three

i have always dreamt of becoming a pinata

Fucking niggers.

Just do it!

"..but I'm not a nigger"
*rope removes from neck*

sword!!

It's all just a joke....a Fucking joke

"Maybe God stays in heaven because he is too afraid of what he created."

Fucking finally. You were all faggots

Like marhivic memes on facebook

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

I commend my soul to any God that can find it.

I literally came here to send exactly this

Atleast you are using american made rope this time.

trips decides

Witness me! To Valhallaaaaa!

Rekt!

Fuckin finally already

slam tight piggy

Topkek

its just a social experiment!

I'll tell Jesus you said 'Hi'

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it. Go look for it! I left it all in that place!

jet fuel cant melt steal beans

Is there a G?

Porcoddio

Hitler did nothing wrong

Friends faggots country men, lend me your ears. I come to bury ceasar not to praise them. The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones.

Thank you. Mfw...

I hope this is a strong rope, faggots.

Call my wife a whore, one last time for me, scooter.

Check'em

Break my laptop please

I always sucked at hangman

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life!

>Thank You!

Thank you so much for this

I thought of some clever last words when I was in my cell but I totally forgot them

I hope you love someone but they don't love you back.

so long, suckers.

Et tu, Brute?

Guess I'm at the end of my rope

I'd probably just make really loud animal noises and try and piss on someone so they can't enjoy watching me hang

>I.. It's finally going to end
>thank you
>Thank You
>THANK YOU

Deport the sandnigs

at least I'm not a faggot

"like a dog"

Finally leaving Sup Forums it's about time.

I love dick

How's it hanging?

Thank you for the change in my life you have given me, the love and closeness of my family and my beautiful daughter. Thank you for using me...

TriniBoyRyan - was here you nigglets

I left all my money in...

Thx Lori !

UHULL

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>Allahu Akhbar

i never got my lobster tail.

My dear Melinée, my beloved little orphan,
In a few hours I will no longer be of this world. We are going to be executed today at 3:00. This is happening to me like an accident in my life; I don’t believe it, but I nevertheless know that I will never see you again.

You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you'll just have to find it!

Oh shit, i forgot to delete my porn

Okay you won.

Hail hydra

High five?

It was just a prank bro

This wasn't exactly what I had in mind when you said we were going to hang out today

Fuck of terrorist

Was getting caught is part of your plan?

Allahu akbar

Don't forget to wipe me afterwards.

I was thinking about referencing that too

"lol fags"

If i remove this will you die ?

Finally

Oh shit I'll never know who will finally rule the seven kingdoms

Youll never find out where the rest are buried :)

Hotkek

We will rise, there is nothing that can stop us, soon your world how you know it will shatter and everything will go into our favor. My death is a sacrifice for WOTAN

yes, just three

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you kAAAAAARRRGGHHHSSJ GGGGOKKKKKKKKKHHHHBHAHSHBshhhhhAAAAARRRRGGHH
>Fart

FUCK ISLAM YOU BUNCH OF GOAT FUCKING PEDOPHILES

Fuck this, I'm on blog TV with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch, this stupid justice, all fucking righteous fucking NIGGER, Alex, is doing this shit. You fucking nigger. I swear to fucking god I'm going to- Yo- Everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigger." Just type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigger." Fuck him. Fuck him

this

The blonde Mary Sue will rule the empty seven kingdoms.

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

It would be extremely painful

Underage post, and dubs to boot.

This

*underrated

Fucking seriously, autocorrect?

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. COCKMUFFIN

>Underage
Kek, you sure use a lot of that word

Google stepped up their auto correct game.

YA-YO YAAAA YOOOOO

Underrated dubs

Fucking finally

Please, burn my fucking computer