Walk into apartment

>walk into apartment
>see this
>wat do?

>Check for dick
>Turn 360° degrees and walk away

>patrycja
Dickk is immediately diamonds. Try to get up in that ass

go away Bruce

Rape

Lots of rape

party hard

she doesn't let you

I'm rather persistent.
I'll charm her eventually, for now then how about she does a spin?

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There we go.
It's been quite some time since I saw a thread

bump for fapping justice

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Missionary 10 minutes dinner out 10 minutes 15 doggy style facial then I'm out

Get a beer from the fridge and turn on the game

wake up

Dat fat ass.
How you doing op?

>when did my apartment turn into a jpg

doing fine.
>not choosing to be ridden reverse cowgirl

When was the last time you put a thread up?
I've been out of town for a few days, but I feel like I didn't see a thread for at least a week or so before that.

There's been a lack of patrycja and hope!

>Turn 360° degrees and walk away
that was jolly joke during wwii, said my grandpa

been a while

Politely ask her who she was supposed to be meeting. Give her directions to the correct apartment. Fap to loli.

Glad to have Patrycja back.
I haven't fapped in 5 days!

>RUN!!

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Unfortunately I'm still not home.
Currently sitting in the Vegas airport waiting for my plane in an hour or so...

Op could you do me a huge favor?

explain....

I've always wanted to fap on an airplane, but the opportunity has eluded me so far.

Would you be willing to stick around (or come back) and make a thread while I fly?

hijacking to patrycja.
I like it

My flight starts boarding in two hours. So we still have a bit of time if you want to just come back later.

I'm glad you would help with the plan though, thanks op!