MARIO GOMEZ IS OUT OF THE EUROS

Löw takes one striker with him and now he's gone, the absolute madman!

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we /gotze/ now

IT'S GÖTZE TIME

>gomez out
>khedira out
>hummels suspended
>özil playing

heh so >we have to do this the hard way again, huh?

Sandro Wagner Nachnominierung

Is Mario Gomez white or brown? lol btw i'm Mario as well. Nice german name there brah

>Khedira out
>Gomez out
>Hummels banned for semi-final

fuck everything

Fuck this gay earth.

You will give the people of Germany an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Mario. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.

>All Mario wanted to do was help his country win a title
>Now he has to hope that an out of form Müller and >Fatze don't fuck it up

;-;

The price you pay for breaking the curse

Müller has to step it up now.

time to run this shit

How many players does this make ?

Like 7 or something ?

Fucking ridiculous

Khedira and Schweinsteiger are not officially out yet.

time for Podolski

Yeah I guess our injured guys could form a team themselves

CHA CHA

NO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

haha time for poldi

But mario is an Italian name

I hope he puts Müller in front.

Everything is better than Götze.

If it's France-Germany, please let Götze play.

>I hope he puts Müller in front.
>Everything is better than Götze

Hope you aren't serious

why does he have a spanish name

He is a Mexican immigrant

>Löw choose götze

>no draxschürrle

wtf i hate Löw now

To be fair, even if they are out, they've not got bad midfield depth.

m8 he has spanish genes, hes brown

>wolfsburg

>good

kill yourself

> No Gomez
> No Hummels
If we get to the semi final we'll have a chance to do something good

>Gómez was born in Riedlingen. He was brought up in nearby Unlingen, an Upper Swabian village in the state of Baden-Württemberg in southwestern Germany about 100 km south of Stuttgart and 175 km west of Munich. Gómez is of German-Spanish descent — his father, José "Pepe" Gómez García, is Spanish from Albuñán, Granada and his mother, Christel Roth, is German. He has dual citizenship and opted to play for the German national team.

Gómez ended his nine-year relationship with Silvia Meichel on 2 October 2012.[94] Gómez has been dating German model Carina Wanzung since December 2012.[95]

>tfw you will never have a german gf

suffering

His father is Spanish

Couldn't care less about all these Götzes, Khediras, Schürrles and Gomez's.

Don't we have a normal, solid striker that can hit the goal when he gets the chance to and doesn't disappoint constantly?

>speaks german fluently
>no ugly foreign accent
>behaves like a german

he is based

It's time for Müller to unleash his full potential tbrqh

1 goal and he'll be loose, screencap this

Replace with Muller, DO NOT PLAY GOTZE, fill midfield gap by starting draxler.

>Besiktas and the German NT kits are almost indistinguishable
Really makes you think...

I told Löw to give the Euros to Portugal and he did it, the absolute madman

HAHAHAH

Time for Super Mario

MOORED

Meanwhile, France will coast past Iceland and be completely refreshed for the semi-final. GG Germany, beaten by the draw.

>a dentist

mild lel

RIP based Gomez ;_;7

What a terrible day.

What a fucking terrible day. Only the memories of yesterday keep me afloat.

now you're almost in the same condition we were against you.
but france is not as good as you are, you can do it

>Wales are unironically winning the Euros

Wew

Weigl to the rescue!

Apologize.

Can you see?
The stars are aligning for Iceland.

The memes will become eternal.

Leave France to me.

>gürke

neuer
kimmich boanigger höwedes hector
kroos schweinsteiger
özil müller draxler (thank god)
götze :^)

The whitest kid I know is called Mario. I know like 10 Marios and they're all pure German.

Mario is a popular name in Germany for some reason.

There's also thousands over thousands of Josephs in the world, the vast majority of them not jewish. I don't get what point he's trying to make.

How many languages use Mario as a name?

a lot

Play reus

Germans stopped naming their kids stereotypical German names ages ago

>Play reus
doesnt play at em, sadly

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>tfw you have a Heinrich in your 8th grade class and everyone bullies him for his name
>tfw the only Johannes you know is Russian

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

ICELAND VS WALES FINAL INCOMING

I wish Ozil was out so you kraut faggots would fuck off

>have
>8th grade class

Wew, thanks fám

?
I'm 26 now mate calm down.

What about Luigi? Is it popular?

No.

Luca is these days, tho.