How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex, and why?

How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex, and why?

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One week. Waiting for next pay check. She charges me $180 per visit.

this morning at like 3 am. Gotta start using condoms cause this chick isn't on the pill. Came all over her though then fell the fuck back asleep.

3.5 years
>Was a man-whore when I was a teenager
>"Fell in love" at 19
>Was with girl for 4 years, 3 months
>She left me for another guy because she was being a ho
>Got addicted to drugs and alcohol
>Put myself in rehab
>Been clean for 1.5 years
>Have started rescuing neglected birds
>I think I have an internal fear of getting close to a female again, so I always nitpick reasons to stop talking to a girl
>I'm not unattractive, I went from being alpha to being beta as fuck
>I just really don't care about sex
>Am continuing my education with a dual major

I guess I might be a faggot, but I don't care.

It's been 21 years why, because I'm a virgin

5 years, I haven't been trying. I quit sex

>have started rescuing neglected birds

That's really nice, user!

>Have started rescuing neglected birds
:)

Thanks. I have 4 now; 2 amazon parrots, a cockatoo and a conure.

Red bar radio

Here's a pic of them all

4 min, cause my girl is awesome

At least you're being productive, and bettering the lives of animals! You should be proud of yourself!!

Like a week ago, the gal that I'm currently seeing has a boyfriend, but likes to forget that about once a week.

That's awesome. Nice house and birds.

never.

>35 years.

That's mean..

24 hours ago. She licked my add and fingered it while she throated my cock. Came in her ass. It was aiight

>add
Lolwhoops

more alexis pls

Thanks, bro

Thanks. Yeah, I just turned my computer room into my birds' room as well. The amazon that's on the rope-perch can't fly at all, so I take him for walks.

What's her name

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6 1/2 months, it's due to my raging sexism

she was 16 in that photo
*drool*

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If women knew you rescued birds, their panties would drop for you.

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4 hours, kinda. shit was cash

Alexis Ren

Look up her Nike shoot

a week or two ago, because we're married and middle aged and tired. twice a month is our usual frequency, neither of us has the energy we did in our twenties.

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Well?

Do they watch you fap? And is it awkward?

Also, have you ever gotten them to say Nigger?

About 9 months.
I was seeing this girl I bought acid from and we'd just drop L and fuck.

I could probably go get laid relatively easily, but I'm super lazy and honestly I'm more interested in finding a relationship with someone that will stick by me.

i think like 3 weeks, because my girlfriend lives 200 miles away at the moment.

9 days. Married

in fairness, my wife had a cold and her ..you know.

Ten months ago with a 38 year old milf. Her boyfriend (now husband) wasn't too thrilled with that development.

forreal.

>Yeah, I just turned my computer room into my birds' room as well. The amazon that's on the rope-perch can't fly at all, so I take him for walks.

"Oh, haha...that's...cool..."

>Why isn't it working??

1 month ago, max 2, I don't really know anymore. An old friend came to my town who works as flight attandence. We haven't seen in years etc.. she always was kinda into me, but I am not into her. She sucks dick like a goddess but this was the first time we had sex too and it sucked coz I am absolutly not into her.. fucking her mouth is fine tho.

anyway, after my ex who I love deeply i've fucked with 5 girls and while some events were fun the sex isn't the same. I was insanely horny when I was with my ex, but now I don't care about sex at all anymore. My last time sex I just stopped coz I wasn't in it at all...

This past Sunday afternoon with my girlfriend. We fuck 3-4 times a week.

Like I said, I'm a pussy right now, man. My ex really took me for a ride. She wasn't my first for anything, not even close, but there was just something about her.

Maybe sometime in the future, but as of now, women can fuck off. I want to finish my education and shit.

Damn, good luck user. You seem like a decent humanbeing

>trolling in a sea of trolls

Thanks. I appreciate that.

Have to wait 6 more weeks. Wife just had our baby. It sucks cause its already been about 6 weeks so I'll be about 3 months dry before we do it. Also, she is not kinky at all. Sad panda. I'll never cheat but I'm addicted to anal porn, so theres that

3 months ago. I found out I have herpes and now i guess im not gonna fuck again till I find another girl I like who has it. Im actually really fuckin depressed about the whole thing. I always knew there was risk but I never thought about the reality of it. My entire life has been changed. I still have an instinct in me to flirt with girls but I know it can never lead anywhere because I will never knowingly expose someone to that

i feel ya

only had anal sex once, wasn't impressed, would rather cum in a pussy.

>I want to finish my education and shit.
that's actually a good move. don't feel like you have to make up reasons not to talk to girls. getting yourself established in life is a plenty good enough reason on its own. you're doing the right thing user.

October

2 months ago.
Why not more? Because the bitch wants a "normal" lifestyle.
I don't want a house or kids, fuck it.

Yesterday morning.

Samefag

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Half a week cause my girlfriend is on vacation with her family.

So I hear. But I also hear how great it is. I've been with plenty of women but never got anal. You want what you can't have and wife will never go for it. Been askinf for years

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2 months. and because a few days after some shit happened, i lost a brother and a good friend, she stopped talking to me and i cut off nearly everyone i knew.

way too much airbrush, that is some uncanny valley shit

Thanks, man. I got a lot of shit I need to do for myself. I sacrificed a lot for my ex. I wanted to get into the Air Force, and I scored a 76 on my ASVAB. I didn't go into it for her, though. First dumb move.

Now, I almost have a BS in Computer Science and I'm almost done with my AS in Astrophysics.

Nice collection of toys faggot. No wonder you don't get laid.

Newfag

Dumbass. And my 2 replies were to different posts.

Add? Surely you mean 'dad'.

Top cock

Valtrex nigguh

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Why not take a picture of your dildo dungeon for everyone to see then, eh?

Her hands look fucking weird.

>you will never get shushed by alexis ren
>captcha: prevert 976

:)

Sunday.
Because we don't live together and both have shit to do during the week.

Your trips confirm your statement

>REKTTHREADTAKEOVER

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It's about to be a year some time in the end of July I think.

Haven't had sex because I'm pretty fat and don't really got game. Working on both though

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Full of dildos for all the whores I pull. No action figures over here though.

About 9 hours because I had to go to work

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Honestly, that's pretty tame. It's not like it's a collection of weeb figurines or anything.

Are you me?

Are you kidding? You're doing fucking great dude.

I've had a similar journey, falling in love hard when I was 24 with a girl I had known a couple years, our relationship was amazing for the first two, only got stronger and stronger, both planned on getting married once we were more financially stable, then the third year things started going downhill and she ended up leaving me for a huge faggot who I knew she had a thing for for months but she denied it, she would actually get angry at me and we would fight because I told her the way she acted with him made me feel shitty and she called me stupid for thinking there was something between them.

But after she left me I hit rock bottom. My best friend had died recently which made things even worse. But after a few months of being an emo faggot I decided to say fuck this shit and take my life back. I started working out and eating better and doing things that made me happy, now I've lost 40 lbs and am in the best shape of my life, and happier than I've been since the beginning of our relationship. And I'm completely over her. But I have no real desire for another relationship right now, even if I miss certain aspects of it. I just want to focus on myself and my own life. I spent 3 years basically living my life for someone else, and fuck if I'm going to start that shit again.

Although I'm sure at some point I'll fall in love and start the whole cycle over again, but fuck it, that's life. Hopefully I've learned enough from this experience to make it easier next time.

About a week ago. And it was because my best friend was really horny and she asked me to stick it in her. Before that it had been a good 6 months.

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Eight months. I think I should leave home more often.

I hate it when people are stabbed and immediately try to or actually do pull it out.

how fucking retarded are you, do you WANT to bleed out?

1 month. Girlfriend tired to kid trap me. Going to casually exit this relationship.

at least it was the retarded driver who got splatted instead of the passenger, it was his dumbass fault that happened

>Implying I've lost my v-card

lucky bastard, that's every mans dream

;)

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2 years

Dated a chick with whom I did not really connect because neither of us were of the mind to open up fully to each other, she was my last.

For the year in the middle, I almost didn't look for a woman. The first six months, I was sort of recovering from my relationship, but for the past year, I decided that I wasn't going to deal with anything I didn't want to. If a girl doesn't care for not being exclusive with me, we won't fuck, so I haven't fucked for a while.

That and I haven't had too many friends in my area. I'm sort of rebuilding my life to border around my education, instead of building my education as an accessory to my life.

One of my friends I just made recently, when I told him this, said to me: "So you're like a real life modern hippie," to which I blanched, and then accepted my fate.

Whoever is posting all the alexis ren pics, you da real mvp of this thread

she is literally perfect. physically, at least. her boyfriend is a massive douche so she's obviously a retard, but damn if she isn't a sexy retard.