Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight?

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Whoever the writer wants to win

Depends. What was Tony's mother's name again?

Obviously Batman. It's not even a contest.

Iron man
le funny post - Batman

The rule of mary sue fight, the more popular character always wins.
So Batman.

anyone who give me most money

Batman defeats the Man of Steel, he can defeat Iron Man

I love comic fanboys.

>Batman is my favorite character because he doesn't have superpowers so he's relatable !

>Batman vs literally anyone: well Batman would win obviously because Batman can beat anyone!

the one not directed by zack snyder or joss whedon

tony needs the suit to be iron man
bruce is batman all the time

With suits maybe a draw.

But take away the suits and Bruce would beat the shit out of Tony.

Maria.

Hmmm... Maybe it's close enough.

Martha.

If we're talking comics, it's Batman due to him always carrying around an EMP. Easy win.

If we're talking movies, it's Batman - Captain America beat Iron Man, for Christ's sake.

If you're talking about the movie version, Ironman because Ben wouldn't be able to reach Robert all the way down there.

>the one man army with artillery out the ass that can tank tank shells and 50 cals
versus
>a smart man in a bat costume with bat-shark repellent
Gee, I wonder.
But on a serious note, Bats COULD win.

In a preplanned fight, Batman. In an impromptu fight, Iron Man. Outside of their suits, Batman.

Assuming you're talking about the current movies at least, Batman was seconds away from killing the much more powerful Superman before remembering how much he loves his mommy.

...

If Batman can find a way to disable Iron Man's suit, then Batman stomps. Tony Stark can't fight for shirt.

Martha uhhhhh martha martha ahhhhhhh Martha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Gordon, James Rhodes.

So I mean if Batman has Iron Man at his mercy and Iron Man's all "James... you're letting them kill James"... then Batman might have a fucking episode and collapse or something.

Otherwise, Batman wins.

It'd be some bullshit tie because batman fags can't handle him losing.

let's say that in the scenario War Machine or commisioner Gordon is held hostage by Joker/Mandarin. Then they are forced to fight each other;
>JAMES!!
>WHY DID YOU SAID THAT NAME ?

Super Soldier >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Normal human

capitalism

"take the suit off, what are you?"
"genius, billionaire, playboy, philantropist"
"oh my god! me too! let's be friends!"

>tony needs the suit to be iron man
No, he doesn't.

Asking who'd win between Batman and Panther would've made a more interesting discussion.

>thinks EMP would work on a hero that's been dealing with EMP since the 60's

Still would have batman win or tie because DC fags worship that shit "super hero" fueled by angst

Iron Man in ANY scenario. Batman is Widow tier.

Batcucks think that prep time is the greatest thing ever. Batfags literally envision that during said prep time, Batman works furiously to find out """""weaknesses""""" and the guy he's going against is watching tv in his living room.

prep time is pathetic, as prep time is prep time for BOTH parties. it's not a Batman superpower. he is human, like Iron Man, but Iron Man's superpower is his suit while Batman.. is nothing.

...

TONY
>Amateur boxing skills, some jitsu on the side, love handles

BRUCE
>Peak Athlete, trained in every discipline of martial arts, considered to be the best h2h fighter in DC


uh... there you have it

Iron Man's suit is bulletproof and her mother is called Maria, so him.

Dude, do you seriously believe Iron Man's armor wouldn't be protected against EMPs? For fuck's sake real life military electronics is hardened against EMP attacks.

And as for Cap beating Iron Man, that was bullshit, but lets be real, Cap would murder Batman in a fist fight. He stopped a helicopter from flying off with brute strength for fuck's sake.

They're both at peak human potential, Batman also has gadgets and martial arts knowledge.

If you or I were suddenly at peak human potential, we'd still get our butts kicked by countless professionals across the world, because we wouldn't know what to do with all that strength and speed.

The biggest or strongest guy doesn't automatically win a fight - it's about technique. Even an unsuited Bruce Wayne would absolutely destroy Captain America.

They even had a fight in the comics, with the result determined by fan vote, and Batman absolutely fucked him.

Panther, easily.

Batman with prep time

No contest

It'd still be interesting because they're both the same basically. Vast sums of wealth, peak physical condition superheroes.

ask bucky he knew her

Batman only won because of Kryptonite.

And what happens when Tony puts on his armor, you tard? Also, Batman isn't even in the top 5 best DC MAs. Karate Kid would rape him.

>mother is called Maria
that only means batman can rape ironman no stop for not having the safeword

>They even had a fight in the comics, with the result determined by fan vote, and Batman absolutely fucked him.

citation required.

TELL ME IRON MAN, DO YOU BLEED ?

>and what happens when Tony puts on his armor
bruce knew this and put a virus to fuck with the AI
gg no re

That's why I like Iron Man. He isn't a super hero so he prepares like Batman.

But he prepares by building shit. Creating new weapons. New suits. We get to see him prepare.

Batman just has his shit come out of no where by finding dues ex machinas. Even if they do show it, it's always about him finding the dues ex machina. Whether its kryptonite or some other shit.

Iron Man builds the shit to let him win. He is deeply connected to the things he creates that let him win. Batman just finds shit that conveniently in the universe to let him win.

>with the result determined by fan vote
There's your problem user.
Fans know fuck all, and what they do know is blinded by fanboyism.
Not saying Cap vs Bat would go either way, because the topic of x vs y is ALWAYS retarded.

first post, always best post

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but that's because superman has the kyrptonite weakness that turns him into a little baby, whats he gonna do to stark, make a smoke bomb full of whiskey?

Dude, why do you pretend to know anything about comics? First of all, Cap is way beoynd peak human, he can stop a helicopter from flying off with nothing but strength. Second, Cap is one of Marvel's top martial artists. Third, Batman admitted Captain America was better than him.

Batman vs Iron Man.
Not Bruce vs Tony, you peasant.

Sure, but my point is there's precedent. We can all argue over which writers'/fans' opinions are worth more, but that's another argument altogether.

>implying it's not firewalled

Having suit literally come out of his body is sill deus ex machina.

>Bruce
>better with computers than a guy who built an AI

LMAO

I'd put Batman after Karate Kid, Lady Shiva, Richard Dragon, and Cassandra Cain.

>muh armor


relying on electronics to beat batman

batman would kill tony by overdoing drugs

Tony is a much better engineer and programmer than Bruce, he can't take down his armor.

Bruce doesn't need to be better. He's got the batcomputer to be better, just like with everything else.

>it's a fucking plot point that was clearly addressed in Extremis
>IT'S DOOS EX MASHEENA I SWEARS IT

>Bruce Wayne would absolutely destroy Cap
jlej

I think batman is a better martial artist, so if he can get tony out of the Iron man suit he can whip his ass pretty quick.

I'm sure batman would chuck a emp grenade or something at him, short out his iron man suit and then proceed to kick his teeth in until he surrendered. Unless its snyders batman, then he would brand him and shoot him in the face.

>Batman admitted Captain America was better than him
>It's CONCEIVABLE you COULD beat me
No, he didn't.
All he admitted was that in the best of circumstances, Cap has a chance to defeat Bats.
That's not an admission of inferiority.

>Cap would murder Batman in a fist fight
I agree with the EMP nonsense but have you read Batmans lore when it comes to fist fighting?

Batman, why? Because he's Batman

Who wins, Batman or Hulk?

>Batman admitted Captain America was better than him.
No, he said it was "conceivable" that he could beat him.

Then he kicked his ass.

Black Panther is everything Batman is + mystical powers from a Panther God. Black Panther would win that easy

>hey lucius im going to fight this manlet, he uses a suit since he is shit without it, need the virus by friday, thanks

>Pompous batman lying to make himself feel better
>Cap being a nice guy and going along instead of calling his bullshit

he allowed his parents to get gunned down in front of him

some martial artist L O L

Tony actually has a more powerful computer than the batcomputer.
IN HIS SUIT.

Jarvis/Veronica would rape the Batcomputer.

Didn't Batman get sent to stone age and still fought back to the present world?
Ironman might be a Mary Sue but Batman invented Mary Sue.

>Tony actually has a more powerful computer than the batcomputer.
>IN HIS SUIT.
citation needed. got some numbers to back any of that up?

>hey jarvis, some cuck orphan with 27% approval rating is at the door, don't let him in.

Why do people assume that the US Army didn't train Cap in all kinds of combat when trying to make themselves a supersoldier?

Because they're desperate and only know one side of the argument.
You know, like every argument ever.

they are both among the top-tier martial artists in their own universes

not counting the karate kid

that is literally impossible

the batcomputer takes up an entire underground cave. Literally millions of processors, tony has like 3 in his suit

Read the fucking comic you tard. They stopped fighting and teamed up.
For someone as arrogant as Batman that's outright admitting it. If he thought he could beat Cap he would have. Instead, he tried to fight him first and only appealed to his senses when he realized he couldn't beat him in a fight.

I know Batman, and I know Cap. Captain America would merc him. He's equally skilled but stronger, faster and doesn't tire.

>that is literally impossible

but everything batman does isn't?

jej

>"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?"
>"What name!!?"
>"MARTHA!!"
>"I said Maria, not Martha!"
>"Oh.....nevermind then."
>**Continues fight**

All he has to do is fuck with Tony's suit.

It's comic book magic.
Tony is a better engineer and inventor than Bruce.

Tony has a fucking AI in his suit, all Batman has is a giant screen to watch porn on.

cybersex?

>He's equally skilled but stronger, faster and doesn't tire
Sure if you take into account strength and speed but as technique no.

This. But in reality, Iron Man.

It's never snowed in Sydney, that comic is bullshit. The Opera House has never had snow.

>breaking the 4th wall
ok deadpool, also
>not fucking his AI as soon he is in mid transformation
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Depends on if we're talking movies or comics. In the films, we saw that he went through basic training, then was injected with all the shit, then got relegated to a mascot. He received no special training.
Of course, he might've between getting thawed out and the Avengers movie with SHIELD, but we never see that.

>Read the fucking comic you tard. They stopped fighting and teamed up.
Different comic, buddy. I'm discussing Marvel vs DC, 1996.

And how would he do that?
Do you honestly believe Tony doesn't have the best firewalls in his suit so any kid with a cell phone couldn't hack his suits?

Which he can't because Tony is 10 times the engineer Bruce is.

Batcucks are fucking hilarious. Literally refusing to admit their favorite character will lose to anyone like fucking five year olds.

>i'm a god
gods dont exist, delete this post, iron man wins

ARRRRHH SAVE ME BRUCE HE HAS A LASH