If you get singles ITT, you will receive God's protection against your mother dying in her sleep tonight

If you get singles ITT, you will receive God's protection against your mother dying in her sleep tonight.

If your post ends in dubs, you must read an entire book of the Bible. (PROTIP: 3rd epistle of John is the shortest)

If trips, you are blessed by Satan and can wish death upon a single person.

I'll try it

>God's protection against your mother dying in her sleep tonight.

She stood up already.

t. Germanfag

Get reading bud

If trips I read two books

The Singlelism will win, and the Dubcomony shall Crash

Double dubs im about to start reading a lot more

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Jesus, this will be hard , but rolling

Sleep safe mum

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Testing the Chicago Hell Portal

rollin

I feel it...

rollin

Hillary Clinton

No John, you are the demons.

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trips

hahaha fuck you already read john 2 today

Cmon trips

rolling for trips. Satan burn OP in the fires of Hell

Hm.

pls

immunity cat bitches

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Time to bust this out

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I'll read the whole damn thing if this post even ends in 7

holy fuck one off trips

ok

rolling

kek

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Y'all need Jesus

Fucking get

is this how it works now?

here we gooo

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Triple six get