>Good guy throws a grenade at the bad guys
>Explodes instantly
>Bad guys throws a grenade at the good guy
>It rolls across the floor, giving the hero plenty of time to see it, scramble up to his feet, run away and take cover
>Explodes ten seconds later
I hate this meme.
>Bad guy pulls a gun on the hero
>Pulls the trigger, nothing happens
>Bad guy sees that his clip is missing, looks up shocked
>Hero holds the clip in his hand
>"Looking for this?"
i love this meme.
DAISUKI DESU
>"Any final words before you die?"
>"Yeah. Behind you."
Name 5 movies where this happens
>Bad guy points a gun at the hero
>Could win the fight there and then
>Decides to throw his gun away and challenges the good guy to hand-to-hand combat just to see which one of them really is superior
>Gets his shit fucked up.
Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War
The Ammo Hoarder (1991)
Dumb frogposters.
Dumb dumb frogposter poster
good guys know to cook their grenades
Bad guys know how to cuck your wife
>hero drops grenade in villain's pants
>villain scrambles his hand around his junk for way too long
>pulls out grenade and proceeds to unscrew it instead of throwing it away
>it blows up
Every time.
Dumb frogposter.
Thanks for the bump, friendo.
Truth.
>Clip
:|
>bad guy disarms good guy
>good guy suddenly becomes a much better fighter than bad guy, thus rendering the weapon advantage useless
Dumb.
>Inexperienced Bad guy approaches un-armed badass main character with a gun and puts it to his forehead.
>Main character: You don't have it in you kid, you don't got the guts to do it.
>Bad guy: I-I-I'LL DO IT,!! B-B-BELIEVE ME, I'll DO IT!!!! (Cocks the hammer)
>Main character grabs the barrel of the gun and centres it on his forehead to stop the guys shaky hand. GO ON THEN!! PULL THE TRIGGER IF YOUR MAN ENOUGH.
>He lowers the gun.
>Main character: That's what I thought......
>grenade gets thrown
>targets are blown into the air rather than being shredded by the grenade casing
not an argument
>Bad has good guy defeated
>"That gun isn't in your hand. It's in my hand."
>Good guy shoots himself in the head, killing bad guy
Every. Time.
this one really pisses me off everytime it happens
dumb frogposter
dumb dumb frogposter posters
That bad guy sounds like a bitch.
>good guy tells bad he can't win
>bad guy wins
>bad guy is actually good guy in disguise
happens every time!
>Unstoppable, evil alien being comes to earth from across the galaxy
>The only artifact that can defeat him is conveniently located on Earth
>Good guy goes on the internet
>Doesn't go onto Sup Forums and spam pepe threads
>sex scene
>guy confidently removes clothing
>doesn't panic and begin having an asthma attack
>doesn't begin muttering a string of self-deprecating statements
>doesn't have to have the female comfort him
>doesn't have to take a few anti-anxiety meds to calm down
>doesn't have to convince the female to become interested in sex again after the meds take effect and she's become distracted with her phone
>sex doesn't involve the two rutting awkwardly while avoiding eye contact
>guy doesn't feel awkward moaning or panting
>doesn't hold his breath to avoid this, causing him to almost blackout several times
>female achieves orgasm during coitus rather than masturbating afterwards
>female doesn't confess all her feelings of disgust to my "sleeping" body
Why is Sup Forums so autistically opposed to the posting of frog pictures? Sup Forums here
This is why I'm a virgin. It is better than going through this
>Good guy is more cool-headed, capable of protecting himself and others, and a better judge of character than the bad guy
>hero is about to lose
>takes his final shot at villain even though he has no chance of winning
>villain is killed by someone offscreen
>horror movie
>opens cabinet door
>closes cabinet door
>jumpscare
Leave my sub
It's just a meme desu, and it's getting old
>Die Hard 2
>The scene where the baddies throw hand grenades at John McClane in the cockpit
>Timer on the grenades is literally 32 seconds
Are Sup Forums and Sup Forums the last bastions of hope for Pepe? Every other board hates him
Surely there'll always be a place for frogposters on r9k