Vaguely describe a videogame and other anons try to guess it

Vaguely describe a videogame and other anons try to guess it.

>Klantol
>Bug where items drop 100%

Chelbunny is my milf goddess

>Ninja
>Candy company ruined this game
>MSDOS

Bamp

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>only two sources of information are gone or tell you too late
>Save in elevators

Bumps

Shit it seems familiar

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>You go nyoom
>TO THE WINDOWWWW
>TO THE WALL
>Lady has nice tits

I don't remembber much of this game and I'm pretty high

Five-man Russian gangbang.

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Choose from human, snakes, or alligators.
Snakes Ned endless deers. Alligators get endless drop pods. Humans suck.

Send in the army.

Ok here's some more hints
>don't get spotted
>old game

Metal Gear Solid?

>monsters come out of vents constantly
>wishes it was horror

Nah, just the regular Metal Gear game.

Switching weapons really fast to look pro

dead space

>isis simulator
>get a job and buy your own guns

> GLORIOUS MOTHER RUSSIA SIMULATOR!
> YAK IS BEST!

cs?

Yes.

hell yeah

but... the candles...

there's no position that wouldn't have you burning your ball hair off

>Be young kid
>love other young kid
>Own weird sword
>Kill famous characters
>Swallowed by whale
>In the end still samefag as beginning but with different heart or some shit
>wait 10 yrs for 3rd undoubtedly disappointing sequel

>Has a cancerous fan base
>You place blocks
>Apparently getting exploded with a war

Kingdom Hearts
never even played it; step ya game up

Doom 3 ?

>you're a nigger
>team up with no niggers to steal shit
>kill a fuckton of cops

Minecraft.

grand theft auto 5?

>be dude with bright hair
>be friends with a monkey character
>ride a bird
>kill monster
>plot twist monster is dad

>Minecraft
What gave it away?

guess again

correction: non niggers*

Cancerous fan base

is it any of the gta games at all?

>be a predetermined shape
>find a way to fit in with everyone else

Yep

war thunder comrade tovarish, sekret dokuments find new yak with speeds of mach 4!

Correct.

Tetris

no

>Ride around on a horse collecting peasants to overthrow a king for some bullshit reason

>be random shit tier guard
>comedian breaks into castle
>steals shit
>curses entire castle
>can't curse you because of reasons
>rescue royals from cursed castle
>go to nearest town to get help
>meet fat bandit
>fat bandit joins your quest after trying to kill you
>he thinks you're a governor.

ffx
he's a lion tho

I bet no one will get this.

>Kidnapping and potential manslaughter of a child
>Fucking dinosaurs

Saints row or get rich or die trying

This is skyward sword right

anymore vague hints?

>Chuck Spears at tards
>Chuck Spears at Asians
>Same damn map as the last game

i save this image just for these fuckin threads

Couldn't remember, only that he was blue XD; it's been so long since I've played lol

>lost friend
>leave town
>see old friends die again and again

Tribal Trouble?

Farcry primal

I fucking love you user

Yep

Man in space kills demons
Fucking easy

Get out

> the pawn stars dont have it
> the opposite of peaceful Frogs

>kid
>everyone around you doesn't age
>you fuck off for a bit
>meet girl
>go collect rocks
>some time travel bullshit

> you're a dragon
>kill peasants

Shining Soul 2

spyro

Giant rat ventures through a fantasy world, tebagging everyone.

does gamestop have it?

Life is strange

Ocarina of Time

nope

>avert a noid

mount and blade warband

No.

nope

The not aging part gave it away didn't it

it must be combat amphibians

obviously BATTLETOADS

Winrar.

MORE OF TAHT GIRL

The whole thing did since I was typing up a description for Skyward Sword and Zelda was already in my head.

how the fuck is it not combat amphibians

>you're a worthless piece of shit
>you can't afford 52 cards
>at least grandma stopped using the pc so you can have your turn

>wake up
>realize potential
>listen to mom bitch for a while
>try to go for a walk
>get stopped by old guy with silver hair
>world too dangerous to walk alone
>get brought back to lab
>told you're only allowed to leave if you pick from one of three little shit rodents
>cut ahead 40hrs of gameplay
>own 151 little shit rodents

Blocks,
Sonic, undertale, Steven universe, mlp all have cancerous fanbases

minesweeper

>recently believed to be dead
>amnesia
>proceed to fuck everything in sight

solitaire
>not playing 3D space pinball

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Fire Emblem: Awakening

gameboy pokemon games

digimon

pokemon Red/blue

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Digimon digital monsters

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