Ask a freshman that's going to attend University of Miami anything

Ask a freshman that's going to attend University of Miami anything.

What are you studying?

Women's and gender studies.

How the fuck are you going to feed your family?

...

My parents are pretty rich.

How did you manage to pay for tuition?

implying someone with that major would ever have a family

cant spell SCUM without UM

If youre 100% on womens and gender studies, I sincerely hope you kill yourself,

Why and what is it about?

I was just joking, I'm majoring in biology. Nice dubs btw.

Better than any other college in Florida phaggot.

They must be.
> shitty private university
> gender studies

Are you taking over the family business or something? Why aren't you studying business?

Ask yourself honestly how rich your family is, user. GS will not get you a job, especially not from University of fucking Miami. Even if you are set for life, you're going to get tired of sitting around.

My mom got a PhD in comparative literature. She says it is her greatest regret. I really fucking hope you reconsider.

Dude, Miami is a shit-tier private school. Anything over 30 on USNews isn't worth it without a scholarship. My parents would be fucking disappointed.

When is the school shooting lad

Which field? Cells, Plants, Bioreactors?

Whenever I can't take life anymore.

God speed op I wish you the best during your college years.

Thank you user.

I'm a sophomore at the U and it honestly fucking sucks. Have fun

What don't you like about it?

Ayy GG , about to transfer in a yr or 2 to Miami from FAU

The people are all pretty arrogant, it's a constant contest of who spent more money on the weekend, and first semester freshman year for guys is hell if you want to do anything socially. I could go on haha

How do you feel about the prospect of paying off the incredible amounts of student loan debt you'll inevitably end up with after school?

Sounds a lot like my highschool, I'll probably get used to it like I did in Hs.

how does it feel to that you are about to waste 10s of thousands of dollars a year?

I won't be having any debt, Richfag parents.

Satan

no other explanation

>Ask a freshman that's going to attend University of Miami anything.
Is the world flat?

No

Fuckin satan, go be rich somewhere else