walk into your room

> walk into your room
> see this
What would you do?

FUCK

Tell her to open the goddamn safe

mom get out

>Check to see if butthole is clean of shit.
>If clean lick until out of breath.
>use my cock to gape it after.

Win

Id have to kick her out. But Id treat it like a lady

>Whelp, looks like it's time to whip up some eggs

rape

butt plug

kill it with fire

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Tell him to put some clothes on and ask for his sister.

>360 degrees

kick him right in the nuts

Gonna make love to the girl of my dreams/10

you cant even reproduce with it

Oh, it had tits.. Didnt see the cock.. Drunk here, gonna fuck it anyway

why is her face so much more whiter than her fingers?

this is not my room

yeah same here buddy. its anus would bleed after my drunk ass is done with it

Sometimes wish more chicks with dicks. I think i would be a happier man.

Throw it out of the window

him*
that's a guy with tits

its two pics shopped together

you just gotta find a grill with a cock. they are way better than an actualy grill because trhey think like you. good luck Sup Forumsrother

goodnight

wait why does she have a penis do some girls have penises instead

Sounds like somebody would rather argue about gender pronouns with pic related than see the contents of the safe
>confirmed for cuck

>fucking an ass with an ass
new fetish? intriguing

kick its balls gently until it cums