Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0NlNyXT0kZD
youtu.be/HuB_Pm4Xxbs
youtube.com/watch?v=ANk8xlsp1pQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Tristana claimed

I am claiming, but at the same time I'm also having a wank

I'll claim in a Shiro-forged thread

Best claim

BOOP BOOP BOOP

Solid copy on the wank

Pet

good wank? :^)

Youre a tsundere?

claiming

Yozora claimed

I didn't choose the thug life...

I am ready.

Dubs decides on how much sleep I get and when I go to sleep.
Glad to see you 20/20.

Fran claimed by a spooky mortician.

Give it a tug for me.

>Mirai

...

Haha

>Mirai

damnit why couldn't you wait 20/20 :(

Cant wait to re-enlist
Tomorrow night

Beep boop boop boop Beep bop

FAGS

Rory-sama claimed
Missed an entire thread because reasons.

Gives new meaning to the term 'go fuck yourself'

Onodera Team member here.

Is not gay unless you give it the succ

I'd offer to help but I don't see any trips.
Oh wait..
>Check em

007 and 111 checked.
Welcome to the Kool Kids Klub

Bringing the phrase "Go fuck yourself" a brand new meaning.

>Reasons

How're those chips and Dr. P treating you?

It is scientifically proven not to be gay as long as the balls don't touch.

I cant sleep

>Hamakaze claimed

...

Welcome back cutie

And you also, Shiro. Last thread was some shit I wasn't gonna post under so I saged it. You'll be happy to know that Im going to cut back on the drinking. How're you?

Got those Doritos. Can't stand Dr. P, though, so I may have let you down.

You too?!

Claimed.
>Shiro
Sleep however long until you wake up.
Check'em!
>user
I've been under that too, taken some cacao powder that helps with that.
Other than that I read a bit or work on some concept.
>You know
>Italian
Come on comrade, they import that stuff. You should know this!
>Meth
No thank you.... Stay away from that stuff!
I'll stay with the others.
Multitasking.
It's a pic of Akiko, right?
Ay!

TISK TISK TISK BOOP TISK

Working yo.
Thanks.

>fear the second largest upres of my claim pic
>largest is 7 mb

Caught the flu :(

>madotsuki claimed

Yea it's me
>Multitasking.
I only need one hand

Felt like messing it up.

It's the same person.

>Long dick style
I believe was the theme of the threads anyway. Also, new material needed.

See below

Claiming best girlie!

i always knew you were tsundere~chan

What's the cause of your stress, if you don't mind me asking.

Eh. I know lots of people who can't stand Dr. P. What'd you get instead?
Another good thing to get are those huge cans of brisk half-and-half. The blueberry one is especially delicious.

That's too bad. Remember to drink a lot of water. It's important to keep hydrated even if you can't keep it down.

Oh hello there

I-I mean italian AMERICAN

Good lord

Wtf?

Bop it! Twist it! Hit it! Pull it!
Ay ship!

I-I don-n't k-know

You really love that gif.

>cut back on drinking
Very much gleeful. I'm fine, just bored. Doing anything right now?
That's shit. Keep up on the water! Glad to see you back man. What's going on besides the flu?
Heyo Dr. Pepper, how are you doing friend?

Sweetheart! Where the fuck have you been?

i-its c-cute
c-cheater

Ahoy... you...!

I'm not surprised.

>Beat me to it

Sleep is for the weak.

>No meth.
Not a real nigga i see.

Take some antibiotics.
Or not.
Superbugs are a bitch.

Fuck work.
>tfw I got fired to make space for another employee.

Kek

Heyo Hamakaze! Doing anything besides not being able to sleep?

vocaroo.com/i/s0NlNyXT0kZD

I'd say that I had a successful search

clammed

What anime is this??

Glad to hear.
Oni Chichi.

Story of your life

Boku No Pico

Excuse me?

U wot

Boku no pico

Thanks m9, forcing myself to eat and drink water. Shit sucks

Hey man, been busy with summer job and stuff. I do freelance video editing, photography and videography. Also I work at a shitty gelato place in the meantime to pay for tuition.

Just a regular flu I think. Yeah, kinda sucks.

Future Diary's

Just lying down. I was watching youtube earlier but I got bored. You?

Boku no Pico

Lmao, sup Sanae?

Vitamin Water. I'm still suffering from an all-day hangover, so I'm looking for quick electrolytes. But I may try Brisk, I've never seen the blueberry before.

Yeah, after last night...It was a bit too much.

I napped from 11p-1a so I'm trying to get in the sleeping mood again. Currently playing Halo 4.

>Violet-eyed qt,
Any pics with glasses?

Got me a shitton of new pitures

what?

>Dubs twice

Let's go again!
Check these dubs!

Welcome to the sleepless and the foreign

youtu.be/HuB_Pm4Xxbs

Womp womp

Very bored. Just twiddling dicks with others on here until I go to bed. Maybe I'll find something to do later tonight.
I absolutely adore that gif first of all, second of all, I'd recommend doing that if you ever feel down. I'm always extremely happy getting new pictures of Shiro.

Dont user, you know that confuses me

Pretty well. Late as fuck here, but still kicking. Yourself?

I have a couple very low quality reaction images of the manga, if you were interested.

>I am claiming, but at the same time I'm also having a wank
You had to use your other hand to claim.
Some trouble I had a month ago. Was terrible, so had to take it, and did it's part. I feel wonderful!
What about you?
Coke, America's cup of coffee.
I know you have your sources.
What's good?
Did anything today?
Here drinking some shake listening to this o.s.t. You know rocking it!
Ama tzetche'bu'ne?
Well, I'm not black so... Yeah.

Shitty and Gelato have no right being in the same sentence unless that sentence is "Gelato is the opposite of shitty."

All-day hangovers are the worst. It's a good thing my kids like chili because if there's anything that cures a hangover it's spicy as fuck chili.
It's a half iced tea and half blueberry lemonade and comes in this huge can. Got a blue snake biting a lemon. I pick one up every day when I drive to work.

but too lazy to post pic

Quiet down boy.. do you want EVERYONE to know?

Kek

For some reason that made me wanna jam some sweet victory

youtube.com/watch?v=ANk8xlsp1pQ

Unfortunately, no.

Feelsbadman.

I actually don't think I've ever gotten the flu before.
Sick as hell, sure.
But never the flu.

U fukken wot m8?
1v1 irl

i'll just be posting some new ones because i got to put them to use or else they will be wasted effort.

>and eating her
wew lad. but sure ill take some

Once again, i cannot read retard

y-yes y-y-o--you

Miho claimed

Very. Bored. Actually have no clue what to do. Listening to Pras's 'Ghetto Supastar' for the first time. Seems OK so far.

I CALL CALLIE!

Go to sleep.

Claimed

Eat my doodle please.

hello there. how art thou?

Bullshit

Final destination, no items, fox only, lets go cunt

Nigga hotaru is my bitch, I must stay loyal

You're late dude.

Same tbh :^)

Omg This came out yesterday. Im scoopin this ma fucka

>shino

Tats was on earlier. Shame you missed him.

Its only 330am

Kind of meh. The swelling stopped and my chest quit hurting.

You gon' get it, son.

But... sleep schedule! OK, to be fair I only get three hours of sleep a night and go to bed at around 6 AM, but still, even if I'm being a hypocrite, fix your sleep schedule!

Nevermind its this one.

i didnt hear about this. what happened?

Never heard of it. Just kinda relistening to things myself.

And you can't use grammar or punctuation correctly.
Congrats on the pics though.
It's because I don't have my fix!
Ay.