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>maisiebro joined ISIS yet again

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It's an angry paki spending all his day wanking of about Muslims episode

The UK's tourism slogan:

>Home of Amazing Moments!

HOWLING AND SCREAMING

Off to Lidl, you lads need anything?

never understood foot fetishists desu

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okay? anything you'd like to add to that?

just want milk that tastes like real milk

>a fucking seat for cashiers

Fat fucks

How do I get (You)s back lads

He looks like something off Star Wars

>must provide full five years of employment history
>must provide 2 employment references
>must provide 3 character references

Literally every job I see.

I couldn't even get hired when the meme was "must have 2 years experience in a similar role"; what chance do I have now.

Is it true that (You)s are gone lads?

redpill me on lager

t. straight edge faggot

leftmost is carlsberg

Its the worst slogan for tourism ever

Literally never visiting the UK ever again because of the terrible attempt

Rode my new bike for the first time and Christ it was actually terrifying. Nice countryside ride tho. And I look like a bellend riding it.

What are you applying for?

>There is a Shariah arbitration court in nearby Thornhill Lees

Hmmm

just go faster

Just ate an over-ripe satsuma

NEVER AGAIN

We should get rid of all private courts

No, they have been replaced by (Me)s

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i didnt either until i started ironically posting in waifu threads, all the other lads kept talking about feet

then i wanted to get in on the foot banter, my eyes started to gravitate towards the girls feet whenever i'd open a picture of them. then you start to realize some girls have really nice feet and you can't go back, it starts factoring into the girls own Aggregate Attractiveness Score™

Just get rid of Muslims tbphwyf

Alri lads HAHA

pay someone 4k for a hug

nonce

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dead excited for next christmas lads

It's fine if the Jews and Christians have their private courts but not the smelly brown people. Got it.

>must provide references

ah yes, mummy and daddy shall give me a sterling reference

okay

is that all?

would love a cheeky death ta x.

Who gave you this tramp beer ?
Probably somebody that doesn't like you.

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Yea and ur dads a wanker

No, get rid of Muslims. All of them.

literally this

How do (((they))) keep getting away with this?

this 2bh

thanks lad :)

why are you so mad rurke

*experiences ASMR*
lovely

Just got rejected from 2 jobs. Feedback was positive but the competition was too high.

Why did i spend 3 years at university again?

jokes on you my dad is dead

still don't know what its like to live in a (You)less world, thank god for Sup Forums x ™

Virus

lmao

sad little roach

shouldn't have chosen a meme subject

last 2 years of my LIFE

Dead dad wanker

>the finest cultural export of the north of england
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my dad is actually dead haha

im laughing at all these plebs frantically scrambling to add lines of code to the shitty inline extension just to get (You)s back. absurd.

>y r u mad hurr durr? y don't u like me rorke? y? u no like the muslim and their hats rorke?

Get a fucking hobby.

>frantically scrambling to add lines of code
not really mate.
ctrl+c ctrl+v tbqh

Bottom of the barrel call centre jobs

>2 jobs
fucking hell lad
you should be applying to literally around 30 if you want a job

Why are all rorkes so ugly?

Feel for you lad
On the upside you only need to be successful once so keep looking

state

What reason is there to dislike Muslims?

Considering trying harder in my job in 2017. I feel like I slacked off a bit too much in 2016.

utterly scrambling to copy and paste some code into the settings lads

fucks sake my fingers keep slipping!!!!!!! what a frantic state i'm in!!!

What reason is there to not dislike muslims?

are you the one who was here for 8 hours solid yesterday
have a word with yourself mate

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hilarious bloke

>Why are all rorkes so ugly?

very dirty facial hair

lol triggered

bet you were one of those runts pleading for someone in the know to give you the code

how much e-juice do you lads vape per day and what strength?

ESS

the state of this paki's bait.

fucking love norm

militarised ideology

just been sick in my mouth

How far would a salary of £26k go in Cornwall? Is it pretty much enough to buy the county?

just been dick in my mouth

brent posting?

brent posting.

ya dirty dog

not very far. cornwall is expensive

you'd be alright, housing is fucking expensive in cornwall weirdly
not london levels but it's not priced like the irrelevant grim shithole that it is

The big 7 is almost there on Sup Forums lads

Staying up for it

let me have a shower and I'll join you

>Carlos Tevez being paid £600k per week in China

Wew

Someone please reply to this post

Blood?

Well just banning Muslim private courts would be illegal would get challenged in court and lose but that's an interesting idea there rorkey

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Good lad

Remember when he left man city because he was homesick

What part of "get rid of Muslims" are you struggling with here, Rasheed?

>nearly all my daydreams take place back in high school
>i left 5 years ago
think i'm beyond saving iah

Is is true that Cheshire is full of footy players

No, cos that never happened.