Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

The rules are simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Ayy Lmao
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

Sanae claimed.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0kLr_xWEAg0
youtube.com/watch?v=F_nqlo1dcmo
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Ayy lmao

Best type moon claimed.

Don't go stealing pallet jack waifu!

Gonna grab a hot shower so I'll catch you diseases later.

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(Rory)
I like the dual look because symmetry is a big plus to me!
>Rory pls

(Sanae)
You'll have to deal with my lawn mower till then.
youtube.com/watch?v=SmmOnJNg63M

(Centorea)
Eh, I've accepted that my teeth are fucked. I should've gone more often, but money was an issue while I was growing up, and despite my aunts best efforts, proper oral hygiene was never something that stuck to me.
>Even after 4 root canals in the span of 2-3 days only made me moderately remember to brush more often

(Tomo)
I've had coworkers do that. Granted a few of the other ones were busted, and it was a first come first serve deal in getting the working ones, it was always seeing someone bitch and moan that they didn't get their usual jack.

No dude. He was acting like a child who had his favorite toy stolen and tried to tell mommy.

When we break one of the jacks, we take it off the floor. He was being a bitch.

Shower time!

Hahha when you mentioned that scene i was just grabbing it. So funny.

A pallet jack is something that lifts up pallets in a warehouse. its like a big ass U on wheels. U slide that shit under stuff jack it up and wheel it around.

peaches!

>Eh, I've accepted that my teeth are fucked.
You and me both. For me the biggest tooth-fuck villain is the constant snack eating. Always eating makes it so the mouth never gets to return to its normal non-corrosive pH level.

die

Sorry to hear that.
Hope you get better Syndra.
This guy gets it!
Later!
What?
That sounds lovely!

operator claiming.

it's been a while, how are you guys?

Am confused lol

meme

peace dude

Ohhh alright, so like a regular jack
What's a pallet though?

Hey rad guy. Doing good.
Weren't you here yesterday?
How are you?

About what?
Jaja.
Doing great you?

Strawberries!

I hope he got written up.

>I always snack
>Combine that with my trouble in keeping a decent brushing habit
Ya, nah, my mouth is 100% fucked m8

It's a small little 300cc bike, I kid you not, it sounds like a lawn mower on nitro.

Yo, long time no pester.

She left without telling him. I've seen this before!
Fuck that I'm going to sleep.

I'll post this here.
youtu.be/3QyMXAu-kt0

nope. i haven't posted in several weeks. definately not yesterday. I was at a /k/ meet this weekend and i've been working and sleeping ever since i got back.

i'm really fucking tired.

sup? i saw your videos and decided i should come post.

the funny OP lol

Night Taiga

Oh yea, you told me about the /k/ meet
How'd it go? Did you do anything fun?

>The bike drags another back into the pit of waifus
How's it been mang? How'd that /k/ meet go?

highfive.html

What's that? I can't hear you over my superior internet and non-lethal wildlife

how even?

With that face I'd almost believe it. Almost

>claiming yume

With coffee and food in my stomach I am going to play my last to placement games in Overwatch

7-1 so far

Lets see how it goes!

>can't hear you
>superior internet
>using text
>hearing

Akiko you really are retarded :^)

You can do it!

We should test that theory out!
But it does sound nice for a small bike.
I'm a bit tired , need to sleep very soon.
Good to see you have time to stop by!
Ayy Lmao

Kirino I am severely disappoint
I expected you to meme harder

I still haven't tried ranked.

>Ayy
Lmao

Sorry, was on my way to work. I live in Georgia. For perspective, my waffle house order is an all star, eggs over medium, bacon, white toast, hashbrowns smothered, covered, chunked and capped, and a coffee.

Also claimed, of course

Strawberrrries!

Bad teeth 4 lyf!

Ya, the aftermarket exhaust the previous owner put on it is pretty nice for what it is. I think Rorys exhaust sounds god tier though.

I expected an actual comeback from you

I am more disappoint

It's like overwatch but with the chat of league

What is this madness?

ima go eat something .
I got the coffee sickness.

>It's like overwatch but with the chat of league

I'll be sure to drop by, crash at your house and mooch off you indefinitely if I'm ever there lmao.

fill that stomach up

Ayy
>Lmao
What's his?

it was great, we did a full on convoy and everyone was cool. I shot a bunch of guns and wore my gear and did fun shit.

there is a video but it's private until the editing is finished. but here is a picture of me from the event.

its been ok i'm just tired.

yes sleep i good

What madness?

I'm almost certain I had the video from Rorys. Maybe it was a vocaroo.
Well, it's not the same bike as his, but it's the same exhaust.
youtube.com/watch?v=0lMppGMw2qw

Get some rest yo!
>Run into any of that spooky wildlife?
>Ex: Wendigos, skinwalkers, the rake, Hillary

I'd be down with that

You should come over here
Life is much better
Down where it's wetter

Under the sea

youtube.com/watch?v=0kLr_xWEAg0

Sounds fun yo, what's a convoy though?
Dude you look baller as hell in your gear. What's on the badge right under your neck?

Don't tempt me, I already want to just grab my shit and leave.

It sure is.
That's sounds so epic!
I would have that installed in my bike too!

Can you still triple down on the same character?

Long time no see.

there was a mountian lion in camp that some of the guys had to deal with one of the nights.
a convoy is like a group of vehicles moving together. there were like 13 cars and we were all driving together in a line, talking on radios, stopping at the same gas stations and shit like that.

it's a seal team 9 patch from jormungand

Is this the trans guy?

Why am I carrying as bastion
How even?

Pretty much
The salt flows

Madness? No
This. Is. /waifu/

Yep

I wanted so desperately for my bike to be able to get one of those, but it's not destined to be it seems.

Sup Azu.

Well damn, that's a hell of thing to take care of!

Just checking in to see how you all have been.

I'll be going now.

You've got 3 guesses as to what I'd do to that image

Do it faggot
You won't
Pussy

Also, I'm always lurking

> was at a /k/ meet this weekend

If I EVER went to a meet, I would kill myself shortly after.

You'd give it $30?

Ayaya! Ayaya!

Come on, don't leave, let's chat.

azusa and not ayaya

is it like airsoft or something.

Welcome to /waifu/ where you're waifu is shit and the gets don't matter.

Unless it's trips and then you must post tiddies.

I really enjoyed my time here today.
Now I must must travel to Valhalla to rest for the day ahead.

Take wonderful care and enjoy your day/night/afternoon/morning everyone.
youtu.be/3QyMXAu-kt0
I'm sure you heard this but it's always good to listen to.
Maybe someday friend.
I have to go now. See ya later.

Ride Eternal Shiny and Chrome

Night Sanae, see ya around!

Okay that may actually be correct though it's certainly not what I was going for
Also read that as summer sale
Need to lay off them games

Take care Sanae! I'll catch you later.

no, it's real guns, its a bunch of people meeting up and shooting guns.
just kill yourself right now. dont use a gun tho, i dont want you added to the statistics. i slept right through it.

youtube.com/watch?v=F_nqlo1dcmo

>Haven't even looked at the summer sale
Gaben has not corrupted my soul. :^)

I'd be scared for myself if I managed to sleep through a mountain lion getting shot full of holes.

Oh so you guys were doing like a pretend mission? That's so fucking cool.
A mountain lion? Did you guys shoot them?

Fiona claimer?

He lets me call him Ayaya

Go on the wings of angels!

Meh, I guess not.
I got some good news though, I'll post it soon.

Putting two of my guys in the tavern
Abbey is full
rip

The fuck man

Im devastated. I thought they were gonna make it so some dumb team couldnt go 90 torbs on a choke point. I feel like any team that has to double down is trash

By the way Karen you didn't say what happened to Shiki in your Darkest Dungeon game.

are you in the military? is this like training for something then? i thought it was like some fun airsoft thing.

they didn't shoot it they just had to keep guns pointed at the woodline until all the meat was put away. i was sleeping in the bed of my truck and it has a solid cover so i would have been fine.

>Oh so you guys were doing like a pretend mission?

no we were just driving several hundred miles with over a dozen vehicles and had to work together for the logistics of getting everyone to the mountain.

>A mountain lion? Did you guys shoot them?

no, once they meat got packed up it left.

no i'm not in the military, no its not any kind of training, it wasn't an airsoft thing. It was a fun meeting of people from /k/.

Congrats on becoming a dad

It is too late for me
All hail our lord and savior

Yeah sorry. I actually ended up making you a Hellion. Warrior woman and shit. You usually land the crits and never miss because of +accuracy trinkets I dump on you.
Hellion is one of the most dependable damage dealers. Very versatile and can attack most of the positions.

Dude just goes to show again that /k/ommandos are the chillest people. I would have gunned down that lion.
Ah all of that just sounds like so much fun.

*hands out cigars*

Then what do I post for my quads?

Is Akiko even still alive? What class was I again? Seems fitting I'd be a crusader

Stacking soldiers and Reinhardts is actually a viable tactic
Multiple torbjorns is viable on point defense, and thus multiple pharas is also doable
I personally love the unpredictability and meta shifts, though I fucking hate that there's heroes that are consistently picked in almost every match

Right now the 2 most picked in competitive are Widowmaker and Zarya, both of which are a pain in the ass. I'm having a good time weeabooing the widows

So you're not in the military, You meet up with a bunch of men to do "missions" and to role play in the woods.

Yup Gayest "cringiest" thing I have ever heard.

That's fine and high crit build does fit her well.

I got some great news. My residence permit in Saudi Arabia is about to expire so I'm gonna have to go back there. I get the house and internet to myself. Finally gonna get to play some overwatch and do fun things again. Cook for myself, eat clean food. Get to run at night in a safe place. Ah I can't wait to go home.

I dunno I feel like there would be something to gain if it was like a moba where you pick your guy and your stuck with him the entire round. Would make builds more of a thing. Harder i guess.

generally /k/ommandos are pretty cool people. everyone at the meet was really generous with letting people shoot up all their ammo trying out their guns.
i like how you are quoting something i never said.
you are a huge fucking faggot and i hope you get shived by a methhead.

I went 8-2
Rating 55
Gimme the legs!

>yume

Does it? Is Shiki like a one-shot kind of person?
Also you and Holstaur make the best team, he guards you while you wreck shit. Me and Akiko in the back two spots knocking shit down.

See above, and see the screenshot here You've been doing baller. Going insane a lot but still. Me and you wrecking shit fast.

After Kagami, Homura and Kyouko got wiped with the only survivor being Rei, my new A-team is Shiki, Holstaur, Akiko and myself.

Im so happy for you!

Did anyone have any badass guns? I used to have a ak47 with an 80round drum. thing was no joke. Semi Auto but shit. I also had a mossberg 12 and a Tuarus 40.cal.

I really don't have any guns anymore. But i do wanna get a new .308

I don't even know the exact context of this but it seems good so I'm happy for you

>rango

Great job, Yumay. Proud of you!

>Is Shiki like a one-shot kind of person?
Yes

Still alive, insomnia edition.

well i'm from california so i can neither confirm or deny if there was anything similar. We had some very cool guns and i got to shoot all of them.

i brought my AR-15.

Thats what I like to see

I just made cinnamon toast. Shit is soo good.

shino

Only for you.

Kekeke, I understand now. Packed the crit camping skill for her too.
Taking the dream team on to kill the swine god, I'll post a pic of the fight if you want.
The game is 15 dollars now.

Cinnamon toast is pretty damn good man.

I've been in a shit mood for the past month because I'm on a 100kbps connection shared with eight people. Noisy, crowded and no privacy. Finally get a place to myself.

Hey Shizuru

I've already blown my summer sale budget with Nuclear Throne.

Hi Karen. How goes?

Question Do you guys wanna see some of my POPs? I understand if you don't

Damn! I might grab that game too just to see what it's about. Is it offline?
I feel like you might really appreciate the art and setting of Darkest Dungeon though.

Yeah it's offline and very good. It's been on my radar but I don't mind waiting for a sale.

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Nuclear throne is fast paced and a lot of fun

I haven't played it in ages though, I really should fire it up again

>POPs
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