Wake up!

Wake up!
You are Japanese

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work work work work work work

>join yakuza
>get silly haircut
>make JAV

leave it to the jap to somehow manage to incorrectly write a simple meme

Nooooo

move back to europe

kill myself

>be jap
>work
>die
How white man can even compete?

You're asian too

yuros are so lazy lol

do they even know they got economically and technologically surpassed by east asian untermenschen even with their "white" legacy?

your ancestors will be very proudful

work till 11pm or some shit

I don't get how or why the fuck you people do this
legitimately the one thing that will always keep me out of Japan

>poland
>europe

I would try and become a JAV actor

uhh what
pretty sure japan is in the shitter atm, and it'll only go deeper down the shitter in the future

population getting old and dying
young people not fucking because they're busy working themselves to death

you're fucked unless whitebois come and enrich you

Shut up, spic

>implying have a job

1.Become a freelancer
2. Enjoy the life to the fullest

Being japanese is like winning in lottery

proceed to commit sudoku

You're spic too

How do I join Yakuza? Are there really train cars where you can grope people? Do I wake up as a NEET, or with a good job?

No different from here.

I get japanese GF

*difference

Haha! Time to become a gameshow host.

Go to Akiba and buy H-manga.

Very good try at English!

I am not.

Dutch fighter,
Batsu Game!

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I think they are not JAV but AKB probably.

I think I will have even less success with women.

Buy used pants

It depends. Nip women tend not to wanna success like a man compared with the west. Besides, nip men tend to have less confidence in themselves.

Impending 過労死 ahead

tear up Sup Forums and confuse the fuck out of everyone

Could Finnopiggo get romance with jap girl?
Would it be much harder than onces in europe?

you'll have to beat them away with a stick to not get raped
t. knower

If you can't get one here, you can't get one anywhere

Retarded work ethic but could be worse.
Might be fun to work with currently basically sold to Japan Kuril Islands though.

Gonna eat whale and rape a schoolgirl, then get fired from work and hang myself in the forest

I guess it would be much easier to get romance and much harder to marry if you're average finns.

You forgot the part where you get fucking RIPPED CUNT

Euro scums are misunderstanding why Japanese can't help but work hard. Japan has no resource (this was because Japan was against the US), no slaves like Euros have been enslaving, meanwhile there are only bad situations like many disasters.

At least you could try to rape a girl without worrying about getting shot.