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your new best team in baseball

First for Yankees winning the Eries

tribe

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Royals

A's

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>1-2-3 inning on 9 pitches to a position player throwing 80 mph fastballs

entire blowgays lineup DFA'd fucking when

Like who?

wish we had all the fervent fandom of divegrass and football tbhm8. I kinda envy how soccerfags dominated Sup Forums for 70% of the year.

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cubbies
jim rome he was bullshitting about how c town was going to be title town and the tribe could win one for the land
baseball has too much math and too many games for normalfags to care about it

post feet

addison russell has such a faggot face, hope he gets beaned by a fastball

>11-0
>13-1
>13-1

literally what's going on lately

>the tribe could win one for the land
>94% playoff probability

It's possible desu

Strasburg got pulled in the 7th while pitching a no hitter

Cubs have not won a series vs a winning team since June 2nd.

this to be honest

kek really

The nats might be being a little too careful with him.

the regression that sabermetrics predicted
a lot of overrated starting pitchers, many of which are on the cusb

.....to be fair most baseball fans are painfully normie and are not concerned with all the intriguing math behind it all. That's for a magical few autists and experts.

>losing a series to the Phillies
It truly is the end of times

could he pay for a steel jaw to be made for him. I heard guys with exta jaw protection are 1 fastball away from getting half of their face ripped off

Espinosa is a fucking god

You don't know what regression is

well it's true in hammel's and lester's case

Does she have "Fidel" tattooed on her stomach?

it's really hot in mn
>wanting sweaty feet

He was at 109 pitches. Absolutely no way he would finish the game, so there's no point in leaving him in.

He had 4 walks and 115 pitches you autists

nice future hofer you have there

BEANED

>wanting any other kind of feet

Are you a bit tarded?

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>he doesn't have a Fidel tattoo on his stomach

Neither do you

Yeah they should over work him like Matt Harvey

>Kinsler HR in the 9th

Cheeky lad

why is degrom in the mets cubs game?

>neither
>admitting you don't know what regression is

you just admitted it yourself

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No hitter is over

Reds got a hit.

nice no hitter you had there.

holy fuck what is that

goddamn that bitch looks like she's made out of plastic.

fuck this nigger manager

nice tits
>and a face to protect them

Just like the entire fanbase

A cute!

Wilmer Flores 6-6 lmao

>the jays/indians and cubs/mets games STILL arent over

Maddon and his meme shit needs to die. Thank you mets

Hey any of you guys watching the Browns game? They are down 16 right now.

OH WAIT THAT'S THE INDIANS AHAHAHAHAH

dont be a cunt this is batting practice at this point

No, top of the 9th in Toronto, it's over.

They split the series and are still comfy in first, going 14 of last 16. We can laugh it off,. Good series Jays, it was fucking intense for the first three, sorry >we didn't show up for the fourth.

good luck, hope you guys can make the postseason

Same to you m8, you're in the wild card spot at least

Thank you based Phillies

Apologize

>tfw qt run differential btfo

I think one of the scarier notes of the game is that Zmac and Shaw didn't even pitch

any shittsburghbros?
I know there's a few but they don't frequently post.

no windians btw

They're gonna make it bro

>he didn't get 6 base hits today

Division Leaders
Balt 47-33
Cle 49-32
Tex 52-30

Wash 50-33
Chi 51-30
SF 51-32
All very close, so who's it gonna be? I say Nats, good hitting lineup that's now just hitting it's stride, best rotation in MLB, if there's a weakness, it's the bullpen, but they have a stacked farm system and can trade for a couple relievers.

>best rotation in MLB

"no"

who then?

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If the Giants can actually get some fucking major league players back off the DL they have a shot

Daily Reds update:

Reds pitching gave up 6 more dingers today, making a season total of 144 HR allowed in 83 games.

The single season record is 241 HR allowed by the '96 Tigers

>Matt "Literally booed by his own fans" Harvey

Hahahaha, no
Matz has bone spurs
Harvey got used up like a kleenex last year
Thor
>muh 100 mph and quirky throwing motion
Colon "Where's the buffet?"

>Even with a 17-1 loss, the Indians have a +76 run differential, still by far the best in the American League.

Run differential doesn't mean an awful lot but there's still that.

;)

Kinsler is just too based

yeah but it was close to +100 now it's got a lot of work to do

plus I was hoping they'd get to 400 runs scored before 300 allowed

Yeah? So?
Mest ERA is only goping to get worse with the shambles that their rotation is in and the cusb were an illusion bolstered by a weak early season schedule. The Nats ERA is being held down by a shitty bullpen, hence, the best rotation in MLB. I rest my case.

>Rags
>Cubbies
>arrieta
>indians

what the fuck is happening

So while the Cubs have been playing .500 ball since their flukey start that catapulted them so far in the lead the Rangers and Giants have just been playing super good baseball consistently the whole first half of the season. Cubs might end up with only a WC1...

>Cubs might end up with a WC1
That is practically impossible
It's true that the Cubs had a dynamite unsustainable start but the fact of the matter is they're still the best team in the NL Central by about a mile

>SEVENTEEN RUNS

SETH SMITH GRAND SLAM

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>shambles
you mean the rotation that gave up 7 ER in a 4 game series against the cubs? yeah you right

>cusb shitting the bed

>Giants have just been playing super good baseball consistently

Pls stop. It's all ogre famm. Team is dead, we've lost 2 of our last 6. Piece of shit Rockies are losing to the Dodgers, we're losing to the Dbacks again, we'll go into the AS break with the lead dwindled down to 1 or 2 games and have to meme through the WC game at the end of the season again. I can already see it

*we've won 2 of our last 6

is what I meant. Against the A's and Dbacks

>leads AL in ERA, WHIP, BAA, etc
Meh, all of this is more significant to me than the run differential.

Look I donno what you want me to say
If you think the Cards or the Rates can claw their way up to the top that's your business, it's a free country, I'm just saying that would be a fucking miracle

That would be the Texas Rangers, dipshit.

Dad power.

Seth "All Star Dad" Smith how now homered in 4 straight games, and has his first career salami.

At least we have the Cavs

>his team didn't win by 11 runs today
>his team is losing to the twins

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