Things you dont say to a girl when youre giving her anal
Things you dont say to a girl when youre giving her anal
Did you leave the oven on?
That's good but you're not Steve
Mmmmhhm gimme the chocolate.
I hope you like AIDS
Your dad was better
Do I taste oregano?
OMG, this has to be the funniest, most originalist thing every.
Your sisters didn't smell as bad
You're fucking mother called again today
Oh, hey Mom, you're back early
Heil Hitler
Where the fuck did this piece of sweetcorn on my bellend come from?
We shouldn't have eaten Chipotle...
Beast mode!
>Scream your own name at the back of her head so loudly your voice is distorted.
Oh God, it's stuck!
Don't shit on my cock
Don't shit on my cock
Don't shit on my cock
Holly shit!
That wasn't lube, it was super glue.
Roody doody! I am in your booty!
Same goes for this reply
Mam, your son was killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol.
Don't worry about all the people watching, honey.