Things you dont say to a girl when youre giving her anal

Things you dont say to a girl when youre giving her anal

Did you leave the oven on?

That's good but you're not Steve

Mmmmhhm gimme the chocolate.

I hope you like AIDS

Your dad was better

Do I taste oregano?

OMG, this has to be the funniest, most originalist thing every.

Your sisters didn't smell as bad

You're fucking mother called again today

Oh, hey Mom, you're back early

Heil Hitler

Where the fuck did this piece of sweetcorn on my bellend come from?

We shouldn't have eaten Chipotle...

Beast mode!

>Scream your own name at the back of her head so loudly your voice is distorted.

Oh God, it's stuck!

Don't shit on my cock
Don't shit on my cock
Don't shit on my cock

Holly shit!

That wasn't lube, it was super glue.

Roody doody! I am in your booty!

Same goes for this reply

Mam, your son was killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol.

Don't worry about all the people watching, honey.