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hows /gf2016/ looking edition

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who /rlfriend2017/ here?

You talking money need a hearin aid
You talking 'bout me I don't see the shade
Switch up my style I take any lane, ah
Switch up my cup I kill any pain

All about /daddyissuesgf2017/ now lad.

me

might try to reconnect with some old friends.
probably not though

cara

>/gf2016/
whats that lmao

got a new fanny pack lads

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I just went the cinema alone for the first time, I couldn't enjoy it. I felt like everyone was judging me for being a Billy no mates. I was trying to focus on the hot powerful action of Star wars but was distracted by my insecurity.

How do you lads handle it?

me and my bf

nice tash

I am the penultimate Billy no mates

really caused me to postulate

When's the old slag going to die lads?

don't leave the house lmoa

Rasheed

I had a Nandos on my own once and felt the same. No idea what the fuck I was thinking haha, absolutely surrounded by normies and couples, just wish I had friends lmfao

that doesn't answer my question

what the fucking christ

anywhere we go

i bring the snow

i fill ya nose

THICC

roasting some sweet n spicy neets

let's go back
back to the days of snapback caps

for you

she's just in a hibernation cycle for the winter, put her on a warm rock and she'll be drinking the blood of children in no time

Don't really see the appeal of going to the cinema anymore.

You can get practically the same experience at home now minus the other people.

>been in bed for 3 hours
>can't sleep

ahh yes

Meme fetish.

going for black gf 2017 myself lads

so you can go on Sup Forums without getting spoiled

...

Alright going to the cinema alone might be a bit weird but eating at a shitty fast food place is not

Unless you're going with normaltons you might as well stay home, turn off the lights and slap a film on IMO. Do they have showings during late night hours like 1-2am?

I wee sitting down

i shit standing up

But I wanted to see the new Star Wars and not watch some shitty pirated copy in rubbish quality

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I'd go to bed now but I'm sure I would have the same problem.

Wish I could sleep all day like a cat desu.

wtf

Favourite songs:

>The Doors - The End
>Born Slippy - Underworld
>All Apologies - Nirvana
>Just Like Honey - The Jesus and Mary Chain
>30 Hours - Kanye West

Thoughts?

>attracted to fertility goddesses
>fetish

That's called being a man

can't see myself making it through another year of this

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>consuming the hollywood jew

So just wait.

I'm in a foreign country alone for new year and the only person I've spoken to is the hotel receptionist

>sitting nandos on my bill
>the place is packed with normie couples
>notice another guy wearing the same jacket as me also eating alone
>about to go speak to him
>his gf comes back from the toilet
End it now

smoking the herbal aryan (marijuana) lads

where's hokago tea time

nth for Harry and Paul are the only funny British comedians left

DON'T YOU GIVE UP, NAH, NAH, NAH
I WON'T GIVE UP, NAH, NAH, NAH
LET ME LOVE YOU
LET ME LOVE YOU
DON'T YOU GIVE UP, NAH, NAH, NAH
I WON'T GIVE UP, NAH, NAH, NAH
LET ME LOVE YOU
LET ME LOVE YOU
OH BABY, BABY...

>tfw /bf2016/

Feels good lads.

what about /ahyesnow/?

ah yessss

How 2 meet fellow abnormies and become friends?

u don't want zero problems big fella

Just lit a Yankee candle

Why would you want to be friends with a twat like you?

just lit a yank

Not soon enough

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>Why yes, I listen to the insightful and enlightening avant-garde concerto maestro, popular known to us hoplites as "Kayne West"

Dunno, I want to ask out the girl who may or may not be a lesbian in my class at college desu.

subnormies lad, abnormies are like downies or people in homes for learning difficulties. subbies are just underdeveloped for their age, there is hope for them.

utauyo, go maniac, pen and caygake girls are bangers

getting pretty sick of talking to myself all day

why haven't you been chonning recently?

have only one friend and haven't spoken to him for 2 moths haha

just got lit

I bought one a while ago and when lit it smelt of absolutely nothing.

nother harry potter tonigth

bit gay

Didn't go to see star wars with the bf.

Come to the next /brit/ meetup

Last one actually went quite well

haven't spoken to my friend in 3 ants

rude

>there is hope
There is?

You, make the sound of sherry being decanted

Fucking hate buying expensive tat for people. Had to buy me mum one of those cunting things and this fucking £100 Pandora Charm that is either made by machine or a child worker in China that costs them 50p to make

we're all in here

SAY GO THROUGH THE DARKEST OF DAYS
HEAVEN'S A HEARTBREAK AWAY
NEVER LET YOU GO, NEVER LET ME DOWN!
OH IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A RIDE
DRIVING THE EDGE OF A KNIFE
NEVER LET YOU GO, NEVER LET ME DOWN!

>he measures time in insects

americans *rolls eyes*

Reasons not to get drunk on an afternoon:

>/bf2011/ is still going for me

there is hope*

*provided you are willing to drastically lower your expectations

excited to see who I'll be in a years time

I was trying to get to sleep last night but got really distressed thinking about how all the champagne socialists and students I have as friends on facebook will be posting edgy shit like "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" when Her Majesty passes away

What's /brit/ listening to?

yourself

If you've finished school or uni you're fuckoed the be yourself meme isn't a golden rule but it should land you at least one friend if you are still in education past that no one bothers to make friends with us abnormies

bit gay

>There is?
of course, you grow out of it with luck. normie is the goal, you are the salmon that doesnt want to go up the river yet, but up that river you will go one day and by your own decision.

reminder that homosexuality is the final redpill

I can confirm that the salted caramel one smells very strongly.

It's fucking disgusting though.

>Go to University in a European capital
>Young, fertile women all around me
>Surely, SURELY I will find a gf now
>Almost all the girls in my class are gross
>The attractive girls dislike me, what a surprise
>Become obsessively insecure about my appearance
>Too autistic to interact with any girls outside my class


Same again next year yeah? And the year after that? Haha, ah yes.

what laptop should I buy?

long live the english republic 2bh

got a month ban nov-dec when in 'taly

>champagne socialists
>not being a benzo bolshevik

shigydiggy

>Fucking hate buying expensive tat for people. Had to buy me mum one of those cunting things and this fucking £100 Pandora Charm that is either made by machine or a child worker in China that costs them 50p to make