ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

OR NOT

I spent my twenties working for a retail operation. I stole thousands of dollars of merch, food, and cash during my time there.

I want to die

good work. coolest/most expensive thing u stole?

DVD box sets. During my final years there one of my responsibilities involved shipping orders to customers so it was incredibly easy to ship myself a full box of product and alter the shipping records.

I fapped watching White Chicks at 12 yrs old.

that's just good sense

nice. do you currently work at mcdonalds and steal chicken nuggets?

To the wayans?

Molested by the back of my car in my mom's uncle.

Got. Go into detail?

i videotape by wife masturbating and i let a friend of mine watch one of the videos recently.

How did a car molest you in the back of your uncle?

Does she know you tape her/share it?

All I steal from my current employer is time, I'm logged in and should be working but I've spent all day on Sup Forums and watching youtube. I've done maybe four hours of work in the entire month.

I repeatedly fap on a handmade "cushion" candle that is on the toilet at work, nobody suspects a thing, I love fapping at weird places aswell, We got an upstairs for example, Where nobody comes, just an entire empty upper floor full with old stuff ( it used to be a youth activity centre) i have came on alot of stuffed animals, Came inside a Guess Who? board game aswell.

his mom's uncle user

I like to lie on my back and cum on my face

I have only one testicale

I have been s!eeping with my sister in law for 20 years. Now she is widowed my wife thinks I do gardening for her

when i bartended, i would lick the rims of glasses of assholes and bad tippers...i have mouth herpes. ill never forget the time a hipster nu-male with a styled moustached yelled at me for not putting enough bitters in his hold fashioned...i hope hes enjoying the "cold sores"

Fucked my cousin when I was 16. She was 38.

this was long ago but when I was 17 I took the v of my sister's 12yo best friend. we both agreed to keep it secret, ive never told anyone except anonymously here. Dk if she ever told anyone or not, this was 7+ years ago. we also fucked quite a few other times

Got a girl I know 1200 miles away from me to fall for me (we fell for each other really) and now I'm looking for someone else. Not too bad of a secret, just makes me feel like an asshole

Paedo

I'm planning on burning myself alive within the next couple years or so.

"Secrets" fucking idiot

Go on. Why do you do it? Not even sex from wife or just thrills. How/when did it start?

i said 12, not 2

you don't say

I constantly steal panties from friends when given the chance. They're some of the best orgasms i've ever had with them.

Work on hotel reception > charge parking fees > cheat on report > profit 150 €/day > do It for 25 days/month > be There 8 months > open myself bizz due to quick money > Rich As Fuck today > true story > fur fan btw....

Every few weeks i go on a slut-binge and have all kinds of risky gay sex with strangers from the internet. I have untreated STD's and i never tell my partners. I particularly love sucking cocks at gloryholes or in public restrooms.

Once i got pissed my ex didnt wanted to fuck but shr wanted to have me cook dinner so i cooked the god damn thing extra creamy if u know what i mean it was strange as tho doing wrong was sexually arousing to cum all over her omelette. Funny thing is that i asked her if she liked it n she said it taste great only to later fuck in the evening lol

I'm zoophile.

And nobody in my familly seem to care about it.

I think you just discovered the secret to making her horny. Feed her cum.

I'm a furry.

But it could be worse.

Could be a brony.

I met her in a pub, we clicked and became sex buddies. I met her sister and ended up marrying her. My wife doesn't know that I knew her sister before her. The 2 sisters came to my place of work so I started chatting both of them up pretending I had never met the married one.

What

I'm terrified of being sick and it embarrasses me so much that I'm so scared of something natural. I've not spewed in at least 8 years.

IM VOTING TRUMP

I do that just can't help myself

I fap to the thought of my grandma shitting herself.

> green text
> learn it

not trying to moral-fag but your sister in law is cold blooded.

I want to leave everything and move to Germany but i don't have the courage to do that.

You just might be on to something there mate

Gonna put on some music, take some drugs, lay back somewhere where i can look up at the stars, cover myself in some accelerant of some sort & just let it happen. That's the basic plan, still working on the details though.

I hate my gf's roommate--she's this mouthy know-it-all ugly bitch--but I started getting blowjobs from her and i think I'm addicted.

I used to work as overnight security at a university dorm with 70% female student occupancy. Students age ranged from 17-20.

I often went into each of the hot girl's rooms while they were out or away to sniff their dirty panties and socks. I would put their panties on my face as a mask, and put their sock over my dick like a condom and fap until I blew a load into their socks.

No one ever found out.

When I was a teenager every time I took my dog for a walk I would let him fuck me

I look at young girls

my secret is......
ALLAHU AKABAR !!!!!

I try my best to be a good person but deep down I really do hate blacks and muslims. I just can't help it I hate them so god damn much and I don't know why. I act like I don't like trump's idea to ship off the Muslims off when it comes up at work but deep down I want him to do it so bad. I seriously wish I could join the KKK but I don't want to risk being outed as a racist and get fired from work.

how young

you do know 90% of the population already has mouth herpes, its not like you gave him aids you fag

why to germany?

That is some ultra cringe shit right there

Sex is great think her kids are mine

I hate my life

I Put 2 loads of cum in my bosses tube of Summers Eve Anti-itch cream that she keeps under the sink in the office restroom.

They wouldnt be very secret if they were posted, would they be?

that's fucking hot.

awesome! got any pics off the wicked witch who's sucking you off?

I really love this country, it seems like the best place to live in Europe these days.

SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT
IT WAS A TRAP

One time i was at work eating lunch and I took a slice of pizza in the bathroom with me, came on it and then ate it. I don't even know why I did it.

This is your boss!! I am six weeks pregnant. You'll notice that your check is 63% less than normal, thats for the child support for the next 18 YEARS!!!

no
that's what he said

> Be me
> Talking to gfs sisters bf
> hes drunk
> He lets slip she has a disgusting fantasy
> She wants to be fucked by a fog
> mfw seeing a hot girl fucked by a dog is my fantasy
> "yeah bro thats gross"
> Keep it a secret
> Love my girl but shes never willing to try anything new in the bed
> Really close to her sister
> I get the feeling if it was ok with my gf her sister would be up for anything
> Also know her sis would never ever go behind gfs back
> Tfw no way to ever make it happen
> So close yet so far

thats fucked up user

??

I am incredibly racist but only between 1-2 o clock in the morning
Also Don't know why

Sorry but my bosses had her tubes burned so no more kids for her.

Is your wife a bitch or do you just get kicks out of it?
>sorry for overcuriousity. Virgin, you know

Raped 3 previous gf's in their sleep, i guess 1 of them doesnt count as rape as she consented beforehand and I got to use her sleeping 17yo pussy errynight.

where are you from?

Yes

like i said, ugly

...

Walmart fag here. I found a credit card once. Used it to get $250 on steam. Still have like $75 left.

My sister is pregnant and it might be mine.

Hot af

Watching murders turns me on. I don't even fucking know why. Even animals killing animals for food turns me fucking on.

Did you keep the card
If so post it

I fantasize about making convincing fakes of my onnocent virgin gf in party gangbang porn or with old guys and dogs
> anonymously sending them to her father
>over time send enough that he starts wanting her
> set up hidden cam in her room
> when i think the magic has worked get her drunk and slip her some sleeping pills
> spread the video

lucky!!!

That sucks

I just want to fuck my cousin

The Sup Forumstard lyfe

Israel, what an irony... :)

I did this, but with this bitch I worked with. Found a girl who looked eerily similar, edited it enough to fix the differences, and emailed them to people at work. Also mailed copies to her family. She quit a couple months later.

Paedophile

I identify as an attack helicopter.

sand nigger or different?

19 y/o ladies and gents
pic says it all

I could've fucked my cousin but was too much of a bitch to do it. Her eyes used to light up everytime I came around but I was too much of a retard to pick up on the Please-Fuck-Me face she always gave me. She's overseas and married now.

"might" Be?

pics or it didn't happen

I deleted the pics in fear someone would wonder why I had them. And no, I chopped it up and threw it away. I've never told anyone about it.