Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

what do you regret most in life?

Getting old.

Also focusing on my "education" instead of doing drugs and getting drunk.

are u me from the future?

what is your education?
what is your current job?
which countries have you visited so far?
where do you live now?
how do you live?
have you had any close friends?
did you have a date with a gril?

Are you the PhD guy

20 years old virgin here and i have a fetish on my failure , any advice

how do you possibly go that long without ever hooking up with a least a drunk slut?

>Ask a chronic attention-seeker anything

ftfy

Also, fuck off.

Thank you for not polluting our gene pool by reproducing.

I am.

>what is your education?

PhD in life sciences. And yes, that was a shitty idea.

>what is your current job?

Unemployed

>which countries have you visited so far?

Germany, Netherlands, Belgium, France, Austria, Switzerland, Czech Republic, Sweden, Norway, Finland, UK, Iceland, US, Spain, Italy, Greece, Bulgaria, Tunesia, Turkey, China, Singapore, Japan.

>where do you live now?

UK

>how do you live?

Student accommodation, until I get kicked out

>have you had any close friends?

No

>did you have a date with a gril?

Yes

23 y/o virgin and i think i did have a few chances but i was to young and immature to know.. fml

The supply of drunk sluts is much lower than the demand.

Not gonna deny that

Not true at all. You have clearly not been to many pubs near last call.

Are you that German guy who's living in the UK but it going back soon? Might have got your home country wrong.

i met this guy in a psych ward who was pretty cute he was 34.. im 19. do you think me and him could possibly be a thing? I, myself, do not care what others think but I also don't understand what a 34 yr old man who think of dating a 19 yr old

god damit, I am a german guy,
studying molecular life science
24 years old
no friends
virgen
never had date

...
fuck

would*

I have. Same as clubs. And usually, there are much more males than females and females still have some choice. Getting some desperate women at last call is not exactly an uncommon strategy for many men.

Yes. Soon moving back with my parents. Job search not coming along.

When did you first realise that you probably were going to end up like this? You must have seen it coming at some point

No one said it was uncommon. I think they meant it is effective. Maybe you are just too ugly.

you don't have to be virgin to feel like shit.
I have A LOT, still I hate my life. most people would kill to be me, but still, life sucks.

I would love having a 19 year old girlfriend. Fuck what people think.

Bad choice, bro. Bad choice. Did they trick you into one of these programs? Mine had a 1.3 NC. So much potential wasted.

Poorfag?

Lets see a pic

I am not. Just a fucking autist.

That's the worst thing I have ever heard. Feels man, feels.

First I made a Biology Bachelor

Then I decided to change my studies to Molecular Life Science (MLS), since the absolvants from this university have 100% employment rate for the last decade in MLS either in the industry or Research

I'm pretty sure everybody has seen them already.

well i had a only one date and she threated me as she will kill herself thats cool right?

Which university. I'm pretty sure they fucking inflate their numbers unless Ivy League.

Do you wish to kill yourself?

...

nope, quite rich. no reason for me to be unhappy

Not really. Still a lot of beers to drink in this world.

3edgy5me

I'm planning on pursuing a PhD in life science. Any advice?

How is the picture edgy

Don't.

Time to kill yourself.

Nah bro. Just about to get fit again.

Lübeck

Lol. Kannst du zu Medizin wechseln oder so?