>Get home >Hundreds of spiders hatched in corner of room >They don't seem to have moved yet >All of the shops are shut >I have no chemicals or household goods to kill them with >I rent this place so I can't burn them as tempting as it is
If I try to kill them and miss I know they will run everywhere
I don't have any plastic tubs or anything big enough to catch the radius of the spiders (plus they're around the corner across 3 walls)
I don't want to sleep with them there
wat do?
Jaxon Martin
Missed a crucial bit of info - I don't have a vacuum yet I moved in like a month ago
Kayden Rivera
vacuum cleaner on the babies, roll initiative for the big one.
Adrian Williams
Drink whatever alcohol you have, and then take a paper and go to war. Or just stay up whole night and wait for the stores to open.
Robert Cox
Flamethrower
Wyatt Adams
Turn a compressed air can upside down and freeze the faggots
Alexander Evans
Improvise a flame thrower the house won't burn down if you're careful on the other hand i wouldn't want the smell of burned spider either. my suggestion: sleep outside, move or kill self
Lincoln Howard
If you have a gas stove turn on the gas but not the flame. Rig a lighter to stay lit in whatever room this is. This house is now unclean and needs to be destroyed. Oh and leave the house. Or martyr yourself I don't care.
Chase Cruz
Leave and never return
Ryan Wood
Don't negotiate. Vote for Spexit.
Jack Gomez
Do a teddy bear roll.
Christopher Parker
Go back to 9gag
Justin Richardson
Here's what you do OP:
Google 90's spiderman online and enjoy watching some of the best entertainment in western history. If this doesn't make you forget the spiders in your living space then you are truly a faggot.
Nathaniel Wright
vaccum or lick it
Camden Gomez
Okay they're fucking everywhere now, they heard me calling my dad for advice and started spreading out everywhere, I've killed some straddlers
Gabriel Rogers
Try to smash the big one. The small ones are history if the hive mind dies.
Aaron Robinson
dump a whole bottle of vinegar all over the area
Charles Martinez
HAHAHAHA! I think you can actualy call the lawinforcement, when you have emergencies with animals. They'll probably give you a number to a terminator.
Landon Roberts
no vinegar fam
It seems they are so small that crushing them has a hit rate of about 50% so the survivors attack me
Fuck Sup Forums man I dunno if I can do this
Kayden Roberts
911, what is your emergency? Yes, I-I-I s-s-saw a s-s-s-pider!
Jose Myers
Nice one.
Dominic Reed
Make a protoss deathball and kill the hive.
Aaron Murphy
leave the house! leave the house 4evaaahhhhh
Jaxson Clark
vacuum the shit out of that, start on left
Nolan Stewart
well its not just one. Wouldn you do the same shit if there was a pussom in your kitchen?
Brandon Russell
build concentration camps and burn the fuckers
Colton Richardson
Pack your shit and leave! Don't look back!
Levi Butler
put a sharpie up your pooper
Austin Clark
the zerg will counter that shit easily
Jeremiah Hughes
Okay so I picked up half a roll of kitchen roll
The fuckers see me coming so I just went for it
Started punching the decending ones
Then went for the hoard, squished and punched repeatedly and then rubbed the carcasses into the wall
I think 25% of them are still alive and now awol.
Not sure if worth it
Ryan Baker
THIS! burn the house, knowing this we dont have to move to space
Tyler Roberts
>Aerosol spray + lighter >Burn the fuckers >air out room >profit?
Angel Ross
The only thing you can do in this situation is cum on them. Take pics.
Cameron Bennett
Be brave soldier
Jackson Baker
>Lawinforcement >Inforcement >Inforce >In
Xavier Ortiz
a rekt thread is way /comfy/ than that picture
Levi Jenkins
i cant spell the words, but i can fuck your bitch
Jonathan Howard
whew lad that summerfag stench
But yeah OP you're fucked.
Jacob Hernandez
OP has been killed by the spider horde it seems.
Asher Robinson
...
Jaxson Brown
Nuh fam I think I survived
Last week I had a battle with fruitflies I wonder what wave of cunts will try to fite me next
Cameron Allen
Where do you live with a spider that big?
Justin Scott
Maybe clean your house you filthy swine?
Parker Jenkins
Get a load of fuckin Conkers op
Logan White
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Daniel Walker
Are they all dead?
Levi Walker
No your a stuppid summerfaggot you cuck
Dominic Lopez
usually i'll use that spray that hides smell after i poop on the spider