Yo Sup Forums

Yo Sup Forums

I come to you at a time of need

>Get home
>Hundreds of spiders hatched in corner of room
>They don't seem to have moved yet
>All of the shops are shut
>I have no chemicals or household goods to kill them with
>I rent this place so I can't burn them as tempting as it is

If I try to kill them and miss I know they will run everywhere

I don't have any plastic tubs or anything big enough to catch the radius of the spiders (plus they're around the corner across 3 walls)

I don't want to sleep with them there

wat do?

Missed a crucial bit of info - I don't have a vacuum yet I moved in like a month ago

vacuum cleaner on the babies, roll initiative for the big one.

Drink whatever alcohol you have, and then take a paper and go to war. Or just stay up whole night and wait for the stores to open.

Flamethrower

Turn a compressed air can upside down and freeze the faggots

Improvise a flame thrower
the house won't burn down if you're careful
on the other hand i wouldn't want the smell of burned spider either.
my suggestion: sleep outside, move or kill self

If you have a gas stove turn on the gas but not the flame. Rig a lighter to stay lit in whatever room this is. This house is now unclean and needs to be destroyed. Oh and leave the house. Or martyr yourself I don't care.

Leave and never return

Don't negotiate. Vote for Spexit.

Do a teddy bear roll.

Go back to 9gag

Here's what you do OP:

Google 90's spiderman online and enjoy watching some of the best entertainment in western history.
If this doesn't make you forget the spiders in your living space then you are truly a faggot.

vaccum or lick it

Okay they're fucking everywhere now, they heard me calling my dad for advice and started spreading out everywhere, I've killed some straddlers

Try to smash the big one.
The small ones are history if the hive mind dies.

dump a whole bottle of vinegar all over the area

HAHAHAHA! I think you can actualy call the lawinforcement, when you have emergencies with animals. They'll probably give you a number to a terminator.

no vinegar fam

It seems they are so small that crushing them has a hit rate of about 50% so the survivors attack me

Fuck Sup Forums man I dunno if I can do this

911, what is your emergency?
Yes, I-I-I s-s-saw a s-s-s-pider!

Nice one.

Make a protoss deathball and kill the hive.

leave the house! leave the house 4evaaahhhhh

vacuum the shit out of that, start on left

well its not just one. Wouldn you do the same shit if there was a pussom in your kitchen?

build concentration camps and burn the fuckers

Pack your shit and leave! Don't look back!

put a sharpie up your pooper

the zerg will counter that shit easily

Okay so I picked up half a roll of kitchen roll

The fuckers see me coming so I just went for it

Started punching the decending ones

Then went for the hoard, squished and punched repeatedly and then rubbed the carcasses into the wall

I think 25% of them are still alive and now awol.

Not sure if worth it

THIS! burn the house, knowing this we dont have to move to space

>Aerosol spray + lighter
>Burn the fuckers
>air out room
>profit?

The only thing you can do in this situation is cum on them. Take pics.

Be brave soldier

>Lawinforcement
>Inforcement
>Inforce
>In

a rekt thread is way /comfy/ than that picture

i cant spell the words, but i can fuck your bitch

whew lad that summerfag stench

But yeah OP you're fucked.

OP has been killed by the spider horde it seems.

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Nuh fam I think I survived

Last week I had a battle with fruitflies I wonder what wave of cunts will try to fite me next

Where do you live with a spider that big?

Maybe clean your house you filthy swine?

Get a load of fuckin Conkers op

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Are they all dead?

No your a stuppid summerfaggot you cuck

usually i'll use that spray that hides smell after i poop on the spider