Hey Sup Forums

hey Sup Forums

I'm going to kill myself tonight. Whats the best/painless way to do it? I'll livestream it if you help me find a suitable method.

thanks

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Helium mask if you have/can get the supplies, other than that if you have an older car run a pipe into it and close as mant windows as possible, if not just be an hero and hang yourself/drink bleach

Don't do it man

why u kill yourself?

suck exhaust pipe ya wank

Hey, don't discourage him you fag

been depressed for over 5 years, i tried therapy but couldn't afford it annymore. if you want ill greentext my life

do it

Overdose of heroin. At least you would feel great before you die.

5 lol try 20, my sweet depression u learn to live with it hell! u smile!

don't brag about it. just do it.

>bathtub of warm water
>a lot of alcohol
>cut insides of elbows

Cut your wrists as deeply as you can while taking a hot shower. It will make your heart beat faster and you loose blood quicker. But if you now want a faster and less painful way just jump In front of a train or jump from a tall building, head first

> born in shittown in shitbelgium
> father got diagnosed with some sort of muscle syndrome he couldn't do much
> never got to play soccer with my dad
> mother diddn't care much for me since she was an alcoholic
> father dies 2 days after my 8th birthday
> miss half a year of school so i gotta redo the year
> mom decides we need to move to another shittown
> no friends
> get bullied in the new school
> mom drinks herself to death when im 15
> gotta live with my uncle and aunt
> aunt is cool but uncle is piace of shit

cont?

Swatcall yourself and hold a knife

steam it for the bants

Fisting yourself in the pooper ought to do it OP especially of your a butt virgin

I was depressed for 11 years before my shit turned around and btw if you can find the energy to green text you can find the enthusiasm to get out for some fresh fuckin air or what ever you're lacking,

cont pls

Wahwahwah. Fucking kill your self nigger.

And why does this bother you? Nothing unusual that far.

Go on

First world problems.

Be aware that if you kill yourself you wont be able to enjoy Sup Forums anymore (which of course is enough to keep on living)

life sucks
it is the only thing we have.

do you have a gun? if yes blow your brains out.

Death by raping women. Just rape so many you become exhausted and die.

don't do it bruv

If you do this OP dont pussy out or change your mind halfway through like I did. My scars remind me of my emo faggotry every day.

Ur not gonna do shit you fucking bitch ass nigga

Exercise more

Yea just swat yourself and hold a bb gun

Move to a country with a decent fucking healthcare system.

stream your death nigger

Thread gonna die before you OP.

Wait until NATO get owned by russia
When USA is down will a new golden age begin

If you do it youll be an eternal pussy retard

Chug a quart of soy sauce. You will die from sodium overdose

Best way is to not do it. Find the magical in your life and hold on.

shoot yourself in the back of your head quick and painless

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Don't listen to these fat bastards there lives just suck and they're naturally angry. Just keep on living man download the meet-up app and make some friend's join a sports team or something man it's never to late

>I'm going to kill myself tonight.

No You're not.

>I'll livestream it if you help me find a suitable method.

No you wont'

Go put Mommy's trash cans out or vacuum the kitchen or something.

on the other side you can do the fuck you want you dont have to care about someone or something.
go travel fuck whores kill muslims rape children do drugs... you dont even need lots of money you are on your own think about it

I wonder what % of guys who make threads like these actually kill themselves.

Use Chatterbait masturbate and choke yourself to death succeed

Quadsgod

Shotgun to the head or exit bag, your choice

faith in humanity restored

The dark net markets have heroin and benzos, you could even smoke heroin and drop the benzos, preferably with booze, and go to sleep. All the depressants in your system will 'possibly' kill you. Since it's not a 100% way (unlike IV), it could also work as a cry for help. 'Sides, there's probably an afterlife, look at it this way, the Moon isn't there in the sky just for the fuck of it.

6-9-2-1-9-3-3-3-3
You got 33-33 like twice jesus age when dead
Like two resurrections for you

6 + 9 + 2 + 1 + 9 + 3 + 3 = 33; and then you have 33 left
OMG JESUS AGAIN

So you got 3times "33" in your post.

These 3 "33" are The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.

Today is your day, today is god's day. Bless you my child.

nitrogen cyanosis

Don't do it, im sure that are better ways to stop suffering, you should try to talk with your aunt about how you feel

Or you uncle ;)

Have some fun before you do it.

6666
Air in vein

M8 i just can tell you don't fcking do it I was depressed myself but you will learn how to deal with it I gone trough the Same shit as you maybe even more bad but their will be better times in life trust me

there probably isn't a fucking afterlife tho. But I agree with this user, go down the drug path first, either you come out alive and better few years after or die after you OD, like 5-6 years in your addiction. It speeds things up.

Jihad on islam

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