France has no friends and will always be alone in this world

France has no friends and will always be alone in this world

And that's great

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Success breeds jealousy

need more alizee to cheer me up

C'EST PAS MA FAUTE

MOI LOLITA

The AMF are your friends
>Association of Muslim Footballers

>France has no friends

fuck you, it's false. Sup Forums is totally irrelevant. /tdf/ aside, it's just an incredible bunch of butthurt.

I always liked you guys tßh

We have Poland, Scotland and Quebec bros, still better than english twats

Jeff should be happy he has such a fun mom.

I like france, even though we always get BTFO by you.

>France loses: everyone hates on France
>France wins: everyone hates on France

200 years after Napoléon died, complex of inferiority is still strong among foreign peasants.

Gotta love the amount of salt flowing everytime France wins something.

That's not reciprocal.

b-but i love you!

Les détesteurs détesterons

>tfw that is the oldest video in my porn folder

>Play against the most likable team in the tournament
>Whine about being treated as a heel
I'm still rooting for you french in the semi, but you're better than this.

but then i saw this and overall the number of nigs your team has

nothin personnel kid

BLACKED

Can confirm.

I love you France, way more than any other European nation.

I don't know how people can cheer for Germany over you, Germany sucks.

#cheatingbastardsnevarforget

Why do all French girls look the same?

you'd know poland, wouldn't you?

with your recent experience and all...

No that’s not great. France is cucked

Fuck you I’ll emigrate

same absent father...

How I wish Napoleon would have won Waterloo :^(

Except for Sup Forums, the whole world loves France.

as always my germanbro has impeccable taste

If you love us, come and save us when mudslimes will try to take the power.

Gibb nukkess

>no scat
are you really a German?

He just would have lost the next one.

based ethan hawke

Sadly most French girls don't look like Alizee.

Actually, French are the only Europeans that a specific kind of face doesn't come to mind, even not including the mudslimes and niggers.

Fence the borders

Wtf No one is jealous of France

I'm jealous of England, they took over the world
Just think about what language we are all speaking

Face it frog England beat you and killed that manlet

Must be why the brits always use french girls in their movies.

I don't watch Anglo movies, can't stand the accent.

Which of these are the true French: French that look like Germans, French that look like Italians, or French that look like Jews?

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>France still has some of its colonial land left whereas England has none
>France is objectively more beautiful than England
>French girls are objectively prettier than English "women"
>France has a better weather than England
>our teeth are not fucked up
>France is the most visited country in the world

They don't

>Sadly most French girls don't look like Alizee.

Just go the south and you'll have girls like this at every corner

You should try to watch Anglo movies, there is less anti-white propaganda compared to the amerikikes movies.

>Swedish French Algerian Jew with dyed unnatural hair represents averge French woman
Ok then

People supports the underdog. Stop crying, Pierre.

Yes, we have Eva Green, you have Nikki Minaj and Beyonce.

I don't see any problem.

The white French are literally the definition of "Central European".

>mfw amerilards in this thread exposing themselves as amerilards

Pogba is muslim?

Both of them are kiked to the bone. I can't sit through movies made in the last decade anymore.

French movies are no better. My French class gave us an extra credit opportunity to watch a French language movie and write a review of it in French, and these were the choices:

Entre les murs (French teacher and his class of niggers, mudslimes, and degenerate French. We're supposed to feel bad when one gets deported at the end.)

Le bonheur (feminist women gets cheated on by evil masculinity and kills herself)

Gazon maudit (lesbian couple main characters)

Bande de filles (negress in france)

Hiroshima mon amour (French woman and Japanese man interracial couple)

L’élégance du hérisson (communist propaganda)

Are all French movies this bad?

They aren't actresses...

I'm not even trying to bant bro. Btw our football/soccer team is more white than yours.

>Entre les murs

I liked this one. I felt bad for the teacher who had to tolerate those ungrateful little fucks.

i would have sex with a french girl

well really any girl since i've never had sex and would really like to have sex

Kek you salty
And English is way more descriptive than French no matter how 'beautiful' it is
And England has way more land than you, the queen still owns Canada, Australia, New Zealand etc

It's preferable to remain virgin. They do not wash themselves or shave their bodys. It's basically like fucking an orangutan.

Those are shit movies m8.

You should have reviewed Haute Tension, A l'intérieur or Martyrs.

THEY DESTROYED THE ULTIMATE MEME TEAM

THEY ARE TOP TOP LADS IN MY EYES

THE RIVER OF TEARS FROM Sup Forums WHEN THEY SMASHED 5 GOALS PAST THAT SHIT VOLCANO MEME TEAM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME AHAHAHAHAHA

I like France. It is the one Western nation that doesn't seem completely convinced life is worth the trouble.

>this english tourist in Ibiza

you have to go back, remember you are not european anymore

they're all shit
you know how there are movies you guys call "oscar baits"? well what you have listed are mainly "palme d'or baits"

>Ibiza

Ok thanks I'll check those out. Are there any French movies you'd recommend besides horror, or any French movies that are red pilled?

You have to go back, Nigel.

I hate french cinema, except the goold old classics with Delon or Ventura.

OSS 117 with Dujardin is funny, but I think only french can understand the humor.

You guys have some of the best gritty action thrillers in the 60s and 70s. 10/10 would watch on repeat.

Fuck off Juan
Benidorm is English clay

If you want to see a hot French woman, look a >pic related :^)

>implying

He is the same anglo who made butthurted post all the day, pretending his team is still in competition.
Please deport him.

Why every Marion are beautiful?

>OSS 117 with Dujardin is funny, but I think only french can understand the humor.
It's rooted in French historical references, but the general humor is probably accessible to other countries.

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I don't know, but I would totally vote her. Not just Cotillard but also Maréchal-Le Pen

>not named eva verte

DISGUSTING

>tfw you fapped to this as a kid

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really curious to know how this can be translated 2bh
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THIS is a french beauty

Beautiful, but
>26 y/o
>looks 35
I guess that's what politics do to you. Her aunt is ugly as fuck at 47

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99 francs is a good movie

she is swiss retard

>OSS 117 with Dujardin is funny

j'aimais ce film. C'est un autre genre d'humour mais c'est marrant quand meme

And not beautiful at all.

is this turning into a cheesy-sexually-suggestive french pop song thread ?
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*algerian
I'm trolled...

Its a very french humor

At least she still looks like a human being unlike

>17:52

>Actually, French are the only Europeans that a specific kind of face doesn't come to mind
We have pretty specific phenotypes. But you people always represent the French using actors with little French blood (mostly Jews).

>Except for Sup Forums, the whole world loves France.
I've traveled extensively, and we're pretty universally despised, except in the few places we didn't try to set on fire (like Greece).

>Are all French movies this bad?
French cinema has largely become the property of the leftist intelligentsia.
French culture's moribund at the moment.

She's a slag but I'd still do her. Even Le Pen likes her tits.

France is AMERICA's first and best ally.

We never fought against each other. Their ancestors spilled their blood on our land for our freedom, as our ancestors did in theirs.

And they have really nice museums, and their girl's football team has lots of cuties.

She is half algerian/half italian

And you really have shit taste.

false

greatest allies

to show more ass obviously

chris likes this, what a nut

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>he still don't get it
IM TROLLED, she is bimbo Jesus Christ...

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Alizée was only good thanks to Mylène Farmer

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Muh heart

Your leaf trolling is genius, what could we do without you.