New quail cooking thread. (Not OP)

New quail cooking thread. (Not OP)

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nice catch

fuck off, let fucking op make a new thread you dipshit

Wow i so give a shit.

first one to get dubs in this thread gets cut up by op next

I recommend cooking it with thyme and serving it with asparagus and quail eggs

>let fucking op make a new thread

>Implying the man doesn't have his hands full with quail guts.

bumpp

he back

kek

Then fuck off and die in a ditch.

pls make omelette

Preferably with her own eggs.

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no u

>The fucking cat.

Why the fuck is she holding the knife upside down.

why have you done that to a poor innocent little creature?

The thread disappeared, I hope you were all taking notes!

Anyway, that's pretty much it, with my preferred method you can easily scoop out all the insides.

Others like to keep the spine and shape intact, and ram their fingers (or cocks) through the throat hole and out the anus.

C-C-COOKING WITH RUBEN!

Because back in the day you used to switch hands to cut. You hold with the left cut the meat with the right switch hands to eat meat. Fucking inbred loser, not knowing how to eat with manners.

Can someone post thepics from the last thread?

If you can't make meat, don't eat it.

Fucking Beautiful.

Thanks for making a new thread, however the processing is complete!

Fuck it

fuckin cook it now

Im not OP just covering up

How does that relate to holding the knife wrong. I do that too but I hold the knife that way it's supposed to be.

That is a very small amount of meat to go through all that trouble for. 10 of those birds wouldn't be enough for me.

Pls put dick in it. For the historians.

Now cook it.

We need cooking pictures now. Animal to meal. Circle of life and all that.

But once you've done that, what's left to eat? Looks to me that there are ways to cut a quail and keep more meat (the skin would be a plus, for example).

Amerifag detected

Satan demands

THANKS, NOW I HAVE NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY.

nevertheless, it's a small bird and wouldn't make you full

Typically it's 3 birds to a person, or 4-5 if your a fat fuck like me.. The meat is VERY gamey and so works better as an appetisers or side dish

go back to the youtube comment section

>2016
>hope in humanity
please go back to tumblr right now

Devils trips demand!!!
Op do it!!

Wow can you please upload all the pictures of the process?

youtube.com/watch?v=0kMSbB5JTfE

He was making his meal you cunt
People do this at wendys no big deal on Sup Forums WOAH WATCH OUT

>HOPE FOR HUMANITY

You look like one of those Facebook faggots whining about how the cycle of life is terrible.

cook yourself to make it funnier, stupid bitch

Nope, but seeing as you've got Satan trips, how about a beautiful piece of contemporary art, will this suffice?

I normally jump on the American hate bandwagon but he is right, that is a lot of effort for a mouthful of meat. Fuck that, this guy needs a life.

Who the fuck are you even talking to?

Neat.
Good art, good thread.

I think I'm going to bed now...

It is terrible. It is very poorly defined. What kind of cycle? Does it spin round and round or does it just go around the center? Is it cyclical in motion or a static wheel-type cycle, or maybe a torus? Is it a unicycle or a bicycle? Or maybe a tricycle?

Laughing my arse off at timestamp. XD
Go fucking fuck your own anus with life wires.

Nigga I've eaten Quail. 2 birds are enough.

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Thanks OP. That's some Hannibal Lecter shit right there.

It's a tricycle with a dragon dildo mounted on the seat.

Disgusting. You should kill yourself. Why not kill the animal at least before torturing it?

It's very bright in my kitchen and i'm taking photos with my mobile, also I'm a Britfag

If anyone falls for this bait, I will personally kill myself.

Shows who's the faggot here.

David Lynch did a photography piece called "Chicken Kit" years ago (70's or 80's) that this reminds me a lot of.

Someone can't understand a metaphor.

He did, he chopped it's head off clean.

Shows that you weren't in the last thread fucking summer fag.

Someone can't understand a rude remark.

>David Lynch
>Chicken Kit

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what that yellow ball? How would you describe gamey?

Fucking hell mate, buy a real fucking scissor

Why eat it at all? Why kill the poor birdie?

Just revolting.

is it dead?

What the fuck...

Eat rot, shitstain.

Stick it in pooper

POOR little birdie bird bird

It's an underdeveloped egg, and means that it taste more like what you killed. So, it taste more like bird than chicken does.

hahahahahahahahahaha
fucking kill yourself

I saw a really nice photo in an art book years ago. Don't know if there's a hi-res one on the internets

This is a quail heart, it's tiny and fragile..

who here /would-put-your-dick-in-there/?

>hahahahahahahahahaha
fucking kill yourself

he got dubs. he is next.

japanese sake style
Put it in some alcohol and drink it

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You didn't break it OP. Unlike my ex.

>a real fucking scissor a real fucking scissor a real fucking scissor a real fucking scissor a real fucking scissor a real fucking scissor a real fucking scissor a real fucking scissor

hahahahahahahahahaha
>fucking kill yourself

OH NO!

looks like it would be pretty good

Thanks. Are you going to boil the underdeveloped egg?
What I ate
>lemon peppered rotisserie chicken
>steamed cauliflower, broccoli, carrots
>tortillas
>iced coffee
>still hungry looking at that quail.

If it taste anything like turkey or chicken heart, i'd eat that in a heartbeat.

>hurr durr anonymoosetitties

It's delicious and it's his meal? Have you ever been hunting?

Are you just one of those people that don't understand the beauty of the hunt. Having to think like it move with it. Hell, even setting up traps is a trial in itself. You have to find the right spot to place it make sure it's easy to get in. Forget it, I feel like I'm typing to a blind person anyways.

Anonymous watch this 666 dubs

Ouch, my ego. It stings. I should go cry on tumblr about it.

have a cute

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Too bad

Will somebody just think of the kids, and stick his pecker into a pooper

Too bad for you2