Fuck you dad! I'm gayer than a truck stop glory hole!!!

Fuck you dad! I'm gayer than a truck stop glory hole!!!
BTW, my "best friend", he's been spreading my ass on your bed for the past 8 years!
And Fuck Football!!

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fuck off m8

JA PINCHE PUTITO

OIGAN ESTE WEY ES RE PUTO

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Hahaha faggot

I hate my best friend, I only hang out with him for fear of being alone

Lol OP is always a faggot

wat

No Pablo! I don't want you to clean my toilet! Fuck off

He likes me despite being a total twat that hates everything. He's retardedly optimistic and it pisses me off, yet, I kinda like having someone that actually wants to hang out with me

I want my gf to cuck me and turn me into the sissy I am.
I am always trying to give her hints but she isn't getting the message. We are in a open relationship but she doesn't really want to meet other guys.

So you love him?

>at the end of my fucking rope
>two years
>two fucking years and I still cant find oobie r34
>fuck fuck I cant fucking take it
>jack it with my own oobie but it isnt the same
>cant get off unless im being cucked by an oobie
>the fuck is wrong with me

Shit no, maybe, fuck I can't stand the guy, but I just can't see myself without him

I skipped my nap today and I'm a bit tired.

Ryan?

Alex?

Sam?

I like this shit
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cory?

Well, shit, this is awkward. I didn't know I annoyed you. But I'm glad to hear you appreciate me, I think. Give me a call.

When i watch your cousin i pay her for massages
i get hard every time she gets to my legs
and i let her feel it as much as she wants

im sorry

Oh wow.

AHHHHHH IAM SEXUALLY REPRESSED AND NEED TO BE FREEED FML

Girl ive known for a year broke up with her bf of like 2.5-3 years a few months ago, we've been texting a lot over the past month since she got my phone number, and snapchatting a lot too and we've got the red bff heart thing which is we snap eachother the most for 2 weeks straight. Like i really like her but shes hung out with this other dude out of state a few times since we started talking and like shes having a lot of fun with the guy so i think that she's more into him than me. I haven't had a relationship in like 6 years so all my spaghetti is going everywhere when im talking to her too, and like ive told her shit about myself I wouldn't tell anyone else too so like she knows that i trust her, and she trusts me too i think because of the stuff shes told me.
Tldr i have a crush on a qt girl out of my league but im too beta to do anything about it

>op is a fag

it is all about confidence

Why the fuck am I even here?

...

TOP FUCKING KEK MATE

Like im a quiet person in general and she knows that, and shes told me shes suprised how opened up ive become with her too. And i hung out with her once last week and maybe again this week hopefully, its just really throwing me off with the other dude

Do you do any fun stuff with her other than talk? I mean stuff like the other guy does with her? Women don't fuck guys they only talk with.

I want to die I just wanna die. I don't know why I'm still even continuing everyday. My whole life has been shit the whole rest of my life will be shit I just don't wanna do it anyome. I just want to close my eyes and be gone. There is no point in anything, no matter how hard I fight I will never be a normal person or be happy in any way.

Update:
Cory here, got the call from Ryan, but it was a different Ryan. Whew! Pretty sure my buddy wouldn't feel annoyed by me.

David?

Pics or it never happened.

Degenerate, I feel bad for you father, if we lived 1,009 years back into the past and cleansing would be legal I would do so rightfully, I would make you suffer, suffer... But you'll be cleansed

daniel?

in many ways i know you were the love of my life. but no matter what I did it wasn't good enough. you made your affection known for everyone but me. and when you finally admitted that you loved me. that you wanted to marry me. i no longer cared. i spent so much, and experienced so much with you. the only thing i never felt was your love for me.

If I don't get laid soon, I'm actually going to fucking kill someone

Pics of my bf fucking me in the ass? Sorry Hun, my momma taught me not to kiss and tell

You can fuck me. Meet me in the video booths at the back of the porno store. I'll leave my booth unlocked, just come in.

We work together so there's that, but we hung out once and i thought she had a good time idk.
She kinda gave me a hard time when i asked, so i told her if you dont wanna hang out dont worry about it, my feelings wont be hurt, then she was like all apologetic about it and she went with me afterwards

Go suck and choke on a nigger dick, your fucking cuckwhore.

You're so transparent that I can the future little turd growing inside you; I give you another year before you're pregnant.

Rob?

Matt?

Is this what she's doing with the other guy? If not, are you even listening?

On my way bb. Hope you like fat cocks.

No it isnt, she went canoeing with him, for one, idk about the 2nd, and the 3rd he had like a family emergency so she went to see if the family needed anything.
I went shopping with her once and we got icecream afterwards, so that's not the same.

Quit doing boring shit with her. Take her for a hike, take her to a concert, take her to a bad part of town and tell her to fuck you or walk home. But cut the ice cream bullshit, faggot.

I'm sorry for having sex with you Nani, I know you're my cousin and all, but I had to relieve myself

OP here with a story of what just happened last night
>Me 20 and bf 22
>First fucked when I was 12
>Family thinks he's my best friend
>Wanna be an actor so I always play it cool, family never suspicious
>BF is Akward and my family thinks he has a gay crush on me
>Kek if they only knew
>Anyway, last night, dad is working late, mom is out of town for three days
>Sis is in her room, otherwise alone
>Me and bf feeling horny
>Suck him off in the living room
>Leads me to my dads room
>throws me on the bed
>done this a million times before and decide to spice it up
>BF has a bit of a daddy fetish so he starts going threw my dads closest
>BF is wearing nothing but his tighty whiteys, my dads boots, his 10 gallon hat and his leather belt
>dick is diamonds
>BF bends me over and starts spanking me hard
>"that all you got daddy?"
>BF takes off the belt
>THWIP!!!!
>whips my ass hard as fuck and I let out a loud yell
>BF feels bad saying he's sorry
>hurt like a bitch but loved it
>proceed to sex
>pounds my tender ass raw
>both of us about to cum
>BF puts me on my knees
>waiting to receive his hot load when the bedroom doorknob turns
>my heart stopped, "fuck the jig is up, my dad is gonna disown me"
>In walks my sister as I receive the biggest load of jizz right on my face
So pretty much my sister knows I'm gay now but at least she's really cool about it and promises to stay quiet

im on the phone with her rn is that good?

Well you do keep boinking on his bed so

Remember that drink I gave you?

Rob?

I'm not OP fucker

It's okay mate, I've seen you on my cameras you can tell me

Perry?

Donny?

No sorry friendo

Reginald?

Carolyn I love you I love you I love you and i messed so many chances up and probably hurt you but I hope things work out this summer

Sebastian?

continued


you're insecure i can tell and I am too and in order to avoid being hurt I basically shot you down and I regret it so much. I want to text you every day but I dont.

same fam

Definitely want to make a list of a bunch of my high school class mates and murder them all. Maybe if I find out a have something terminal I'd do it. Fucking CUNTS! Grad 2000

That's very good. Tell her about the guy of your dreams and see if she starts telling you about which parts of her body she wants to put that other guy's dick in.

I really really enjoy running my fingers through my pubes. A gentle caress. Feels good man.

You are like a younger and more in touch with his rage me

I had sex with my history professor for a better grade

How the fuck does a 12 year old know he's gay?

Hopefully this happened a long time ago.

Way to go champ!

It can be clear at a young age

4 years. Don't regret it. Dude was in his 50s but fit

GO FOR HER

Not quite ancient history, then. But I'll need to consult your professor since he's the expert.

OP here
Tru dat. I remember never getting excited talking to girls, they never excited me. By the time I hit puberty, I had tried reading a girlie nudy mag and a gay one. I only ever got a reaction down there from the gay mags

All I wanna do is smoke weed and get laid.

I fucked your best friend in the ass.
I know you think it's when we weren't together that she and I were fucking all over the place.
We've been married for five years, right?
She's been fucking me whenever you got too drunk and decided you were going to bed at every party, every get together, every Christmas.
You know why?
Because you never, ever, EVER want to fuck.

high school friend goes tranny. 2 years on hormones and lots of working out turns friend into 10/10. Tell friend i want to bang him/her. Start dating. Date for 6 months, constant sex and blowjobs. She flips out, so i bang her best female friend. we split. still dating her friend.

If the woman refuses to put out, cheating is totally acceptable

That's fine, you can fuck my bestie. Just keep paying for my lifestyle and make things look legit when we're in public or you'll be paying alimony until your suicide.

I lightly touch my butthole after I poop and before I wipe and rub it on the door handle/knob to the entrance of wherever I am.

I live in NYC and go out drinking and to restaurants multiple times a week, so if you have ever eaten or drank in NYC you have probably had at least small amounts of my shit on your hands.

I really think i have bad anxiety, Im pretty extroverted, but after I talk to someone I constantly go over the conversation and think about all my mistakes. I'm afraid to do anything outside my comfort zone cause I'm deathly afraid of rejection and failure. I'm self medicating with alcohol, tobacco, and Hydrocodone. They only time I'm truly at peace and happy is when I'm drinking, popping pills, or putting a chaw in.

Agree. That's part of the fucking bargain.

I'm going to call you a faggot at the end of this reply, but know that you're a fucking boss, faggot.

You will all realize that you're better off without me soon enough.

Sure, you all SAY you'd be sad. You might even actually be for a while. You'll eventually realize this was the best thing I could do for any of you.

I'm almost 20years old still living with my parents. I can afford to move out, but I choose not to. A part of me wants to, but the other part of me realizes how lonely it will be. I don't have a lot of friends, and I'm very anti-social. I know if I end up moving out I'll be even more lonely. I also have three cars that I don't know where I'd be able to park.

69-trips-dubs-dubs! Are you a magician!?

20 is young as shit. It's silly to expect to move out by then. Keep saving your money then get a job and buy a nice condo in a city. Having a nice condo near a busy area will get you a bunch of pussy.

This is easy to solve. You just park one car inside the other until they're all parked in another one of your cars.

I masturbate to ex girlfriend's cam shows

A condo in the city?! Did you even fucking read the part about having three cars?!

I feel so lonely and empty

OK I'll say it I just farted a bit too hard, i think i shit myself

played doctor with my neighbor as little kids

Me?

I liek chocolate milk.

I sniff my best friends dirt panties ever day. I love em even when they're smelly

Dirty*