Ask a guy who got his first prostate exam anything

Ask a guy who got his first prostate exam anything

What were the results?

I'm gay now

how fucking old are you?

it was good, nothing wrong

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Thats not OP but funny anyway, no im not gay and didnt enjoy it.

Fuck it, I'm not gay but I was curious to try it for finding my G spot

I had one a couple years ago; didn't feel anything really. Overhyped

i felt like a tingle that ran up the shaft of my dick to the tip and felt like i was about to piss, other than that, no big deal. I was surprised how easy her finger went in.

We're you having some trouble that you needed this test?

Any reason why they didn't do bloodwork instead?

i went for some painful hemmerhoids, she already had her finger in so without even asking she went knuckle deep and said she'll check my prostate as well while she's there

Accepted.

What's the plan for your hemorrhoids?

more sitz baths, a medicated ointment literally medicated with nitroglycerine and referral to a specialist for possible rubber band ligation.

u a medifag or just interested?

I had a prostate exam a few months ago. But here in the developed world doctors can run a test with a blood sample. They put a needle in my arm and took blood. They didn't take my anal cherry.

do you have a question? this is an AMA thread.
if not would you kindly fuck off.
OP

>interested
I think I have internal hemorrhoids.
OTOH - I really don't like being treated like a piece of meat and having unneeded procedures done.
I've had a few tests (MRI's / xrays) that he Dr's don't go over with me and that pisses me off.

I'm 46 and haven't had one yet. Not really looking forward to it.

they can hurt like hell, i was in agony for two days which is why i finally went to a doctor.

protip: pick a petite female doctor if you can, they have thinner fingers.

My question is why are you pretending to have had a prostate exam when all here know that a black man put his penus in you. You, the OP, who is a fag.

fuck off summefag get off my beloved Sup Forums

I had 3 banded a few months ago. It works great, but I hated the feeling of having to shit for 3 days.

if i have to get them im just gonna dose myself up to the eyeballs on something, i dont care what

When real summerfags have the buthurt.
>from all that big black cock

only summerfags love b dude

Do you have a really hairy asshole? What's the norm regarding grooming before a procedure like this?

I'm a few years off from my first exam and I don't know what etiquette is regarding hair. Is it weirder to have hair, or to have it waxed off in advance?

please kys asap
thank you.